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Post by Layla "Nimbus" Karimi on Feb 24, 2015 21:26:49 GMT -5
By invoking an action in a thread in which you absolutely cannot die, whilst simultaneously claiming said action in the thread where you absolutely do die, you create a paradox! The universe tears asunder, obliterating all of reality and taking you with it. Huh... I guess that means this thread won out in this scenario. (By the way, nice job thinking of that. I've been considering doing that in one or both of those game threads for a while now, but never got around to it XD)
*completes a faerie quest*
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Post by Coaster on Feb 24, 2015 23:27:28 GMT -5
It's a Happiness Faerie quest (how did you even get one of those?). The Happiness Faerie turns you into a pile of sludge, oh joy, what a great reward!
*changes my avatar to one of the ProBoards default ones*
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Post by Jina on Mar 20, 2015 14:00:04 GMT -5
The forum avatar has been waiting for this moment since the dawn if eternity. It rises up out of your computer like something out of a horror movie. You scream and run out the house, but you trip up. The avatar hunts you down, stands over you, and reaches down...
And then you both get run over by a car. Shame, too, he was only gonna help you up and take you for ice cream as a thank you for releasing him.
*uses a space ship to orbit a black hole*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 25, 2017 1:07:37 GMT -5
The thing about black holes is, well, they're very good at gravitationally drawing everything in. Your calculations are slightly off on what is a safe distance to orbit, you're gradually drawn in, and well... We never see you again. Also, you die due to however black holes kill people.
*Bakes a pie using 100% safe ingredients.*
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Post by Kyn on Feb 26, 2017 1:51:04 GMT -5
'Safe' being a relative term. You discover for the first and last time that you are fatally allergic to one of the ingredient that otherwise would have been safe for 99.99% of the human population to consume.
*wears safety goggles and protective gloves while undertaking some minor soldering work for a DIY project*
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Post by Coaster on Feb 26, 2017 2:14:34 GMT -5
Protection from the heat doesn't protect you from the people around you. Government officials received a dubious anonymous tip that your project is linked to terrorist activity, and they gun you down before you have a chance to defend yourself.
*takes my antidepressants on schedule*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 26, 2017 2:25:28 GMT -5
Woah, woah, how many did you take? Uh, well... that doesn't end very well. You might have gotten better on your own, but you're rushed to the hospital and someone mixes up what medication to give you, and turns out with the mixed up medicine, the drug interaction is... Well, you know the name of the game.
*Writes and posts anonymously on the internet a mediocre story.*
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Post by Twillie on Mar 1, 2017 12:33:10 GMT -5
... Well, I suppose we all deal with panic in different ways. While you post your story, you either fail to notice or intentionally ignore the blazing fire surrounding you as your living abode catches aflame. The fire department is still miles away, and since you took the time for internet posting, there's definitely no way you can escape this by yourself. Perhaps they'll make a commemorative film for you out of your story?
*legally downloads a song*
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 19, 2017 20:37:03 GMT -5
The legally downloaded song is now yours, huzzah, and there are no legal ramifications that come with your downloading! You put it on, it plays...
...Huh, this seems different. You don't remember that chanting being part of the song, but maybe you were imagining it? Maybe it was an illusion?
Well, you don't remember much after that. Save that you managed to get yourself into some bad situations without your knowledge or control. Unfortunately, one of these situations ends with someone killing you, not knowing you weren't in control of your actions. Dang.
*Draws a picture and then stores it away, not showing it to anyone.*
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Post by Kyn on Mar 21, 2017 7:22:14 GMT -5
Just because you don't show it doesn't mean no one will find it. Captain Dread, upon discovering the map you drew detailing the location of his secret treasure cache, flies into a rage and personally keelhauls you for knowing too much.
*does nothing but lounge on a sofa and watch TV*
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 23, 2017 0:15:41 GMT -5
You do nothing but lounge on a sofa and watch TV. Absolutely nothing. Including eat, get up to go to the bathroom, sleep, etc. You do this for days and days and eventually you waste away.
*Watches a 6-second video about some random cat doing a funny thing.*
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Post by Lizica on Apr 5, 2017 17:38:01 GMT -5
Your own housecat sees you laughing at the video. It becomes insanely jealous of the video cat's talent and fame. Frustrated that you, the owner, have not taken the initiative to also turn them into an internet star, they plot carefully and claw you to death later that week.
*sneezes*
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Post by Gelquie on Apr 5, 2017 18:39:42 GMT -5
Oof. Oh dear. Well, that's out of the way, now you can go on your-- oh no, again? ...And again? ...And again. You can't seem to stop. You're not sure why, but you never really have the chance to think about it with your-- yeah, your sneezing. You sneeze so much that you can't seem to catch your breath, and you eventually die of suffocation.
*Lies in bed while lost in thought.*
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