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Post by Coaster on Jul 6, 2013 13:23:40 GMT -5
Cucumbers speed up metabolism, apparently. It affects you particularly strongly (after all, who eats a whole cucumber in one sitting?) and you die as everything you eat is sucked out of your body before it can absorb any nutrients.
*waits patiently for the next person to post here*
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 6, 2013 13:32:00 GMT -5
You wait. And you wait. And you wait. The years pass you by. You sit as you watch the sky change, watch the trees change, see the Earth transform around you. You, however, are not immortal. Your body changes as well, ages and ages and loses its luster until you finally fall to the ground, dead due to age.
*Brushes my hair.*
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Post by Coaster on Jul 6, 2013 13:36:24 GMT -5
The brush seems to be made of a similar material to Tinkledeath, which basically means that it cuts through anything without resistance, including your skull and brain matter.
*brushes your hair*
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 6, 2013 14:54:06 GMT -5
The unwanted action of someone brushing my hair leads to me pushing you away. Unfortunately, you get pushed into a crowded street and get run over by a car. Sorry about that.
*Juggles some juggling balls.*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 16:57:22 GMT -5
You juggle better than King Juggle I of Juggle-land. He gets so jealous that he orders his guards to stab you. They do. Ouch.
*has a big party when the next Barbie movie comes out and enjoys the movie and the great food and everyone invited is a friend of mine and shows up*
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Post by Lizica on Jul 9, 2013 23:07:52 GMT -5
This was such a great party and such a good movie that you die of exuberant fangirling. It's a hard life, being a fangirl.
*goes to see a local Art Walk*
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jul 13, 2013 13:16:08 GMT -5
The art is the interactive kind. And the metal kind. The kind that involves chainsaws. Despite the warnings on each sculpture to keep back, you get sucked into it. *opens up umbrella*
*opens another umbrella*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2013 18:34:31 GMT -5
The umbrella closes on you and eats you.
*is the Hogwarts student known for using her magic to help people and heal animals*
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Post by Lizica on Jul 13, 2013 21:45:00 GMT -5
News travels far and wide of your talent. Soon, people are bringing their magical creatures to you from all around the world--Hippogriffs, Norwegian Ridgebacks, Mandrakes, you name it, they're all being brought to you to heal them. ...Unfortunately, that's quite a lot of expectation to heap on just one gifted Hogwarts student, especially when the animals are extremely testy before you can get around to healing each of them. As you're tending a Bowtruckle, a Hippogriff shrieks with impatience, which causes the Acromantula to thrash in agitation, which causes the Ridgeback to trample you in panic. The Bowtruckle directs the Mermaids in a choir piece at your funeral.
*chews gum*
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Post by Coaster on Jul 13, 2013 22:41:03 GMT -5
You really shouldn't have taken it off that conveyor at Wonka's chocolate factory. They're still trying to de-blueberry Violet, and the gum never left testing stages. This time, the dessert course was soufflé. As you finish the course and turn into one, someone shouts at the horrific sight of your foody visage, and you crumple into a broken heap.
*stays away from the chocolate factory*
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jul 17, 2013 8:45:39 GMT -5
You obey that creepy tinker's advice to stay away from the chocolate factory....but he beckons you closer...
Neither you nor the tinker are found again.
**reads a dictionary*
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Post by Coaster on Jul 17, 2013 9:08:33 GMT -5
Your exceedingly rare English-Black Speech dictionary draws the attention of Sauron away from the One Ring long enough for Frodo to drop it, but unfortunately, Sauron sends a horde of orcs after you to destroy your book. They decide to kill you while they're at it.
*stays in the Shire after the Ring is destroyed and the ruffians are ousted*
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jul 17, 2013 10:02:45 GMT -5
You are forced into an adventure....and unlike the book, you are killed by the dwarves in your party after they find you useless.
*hides under the covers*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 10:20:20 GMT -5
The Cover Monster, who hides in the dark under the covers, eats you.
*secretly pays all the Hogwarts house elves*
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jul 17, 2013 10:54:16 GMT -5
The house elves find this agreeable, especially since it would kind of be a symbol for remembering Dobby but the ghosts are upset for some reason... You are found, petrified, and no charm can work against this. How strange... *sits in front of a gentle, fluttery fan with foam blades*
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