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Post by jockylocky on Aug 30, 2007 2:22:07 GMT -5
Okay, so the game is like the Vending Machine game, but here's the instructions: So the first person says: *Walks in a saloon and sits at a table* Then the next person says: And then you get run over by a train! etc. etc. So I'll start (obviously) *Walks in 7-Eleven and gets a slurpee*
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Post by puffydude on Aug 30, 2007 12:20:12 GMT -5
And then you realise it was hydrochloric acid you were drinking!
*does a handstand*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2007 12:32:50 GMT -5
And then you realize you did it right by the Grand Canyon. ^^ *listens to frantic screaming*
*pets Angelpuss*
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Post by Fam 1741 on Aug 30, 2007 18:39:31 GMT -5
And then you realize it's not your angelpuss, it's sloth's angelpuss. So you get turned into sludge.
*sits on couch*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2007 8:36:46 GMT -5
You get blasted by high volume TV until your eardrums burst and you, umm, bleed to death.
*eats breakfast*
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Post by puffydude on Aug 31, 2007 11:55:58 GMT -5
You don't realise the cereal is made of wheat-based squares and has dangerously jagged edges. So your first mouthful cuts your throat to ribbons and you bleed internally until you die.
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Aug 31, 2007 11:57:31 GMT -5
You get splatted into a smiley!
*does the limbo*
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Post by puffydude on Aug 31, 2007 12:00:04 GMT -5
The bar is held up by two people. One of them it really an assassin an as you pass you head und the bar, hidden blades flick out. He brings it down and they decapitate you.
*does a crossword*
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Post by kamikatze24 on Aug 31, 2007 12:30:21 GMT -5
You suddenly realize your pen was filled with hypersensitive nitroglycerin and blow up your head as you gnaw on it thinking. Obviously, you realized it too late. *pets her cat*
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Post by nope on Aug 31, 2007 12:32:52 GMT -5
Then your cat gets really mad and eats you!
... *snogs Jocky* ... >.>
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Post by Sheep on Aug 31, 2007 14:06:20 GMT -5
Jocky explodes!
...*munches on a ham and cheese sandwhich*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2007 8:51:36 GMT -5
Ahaha, that reminds me of "Deceased: Ham sandwich" from Austin Powers. xDD
*ahem*
The ham and cheese were tainted and you die from... food poisoning!
*listens to ipod music*
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 2, 2007 11:40:13 GMT -5
The earphones are infected with a life-threatening bacteria, and it travels into your ear and settles into your brain, where the bacteria forces you to jump off of a cliff.
*smiles for picture*
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Post by Salah~ on Sept 2, 2007 11:47:32 GMT -5
The alien beings photographing you view smiles as a threatening gesture, and they shoot you.
*makes fun of Miss Teen USA*
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Post by puffydude on Sept 2, 2007 12:31:40 GMT -5
Miss teen USA tears off her perma-cheesy-smile rubber mask and reveals herself to be the hideous ugly monster she really is, then eats you (a satire story in one sentence ) *stars aimlessly at a twinkling star*
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