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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 15:17:19 GMT -5
You starve in prison.
*translates a silly story about a cat to Latin*
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Post by Coaster on Aug 4, 2013 15:55:38 GMT -5
Haven't you heard? Latin's a dead language, ergo if you speak it, you are logically dead! >_>; (works well enough for reality TV, at least.)
*is a hypocrite*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2013 22:08:32 GMT -5
You know people don't like hypocrites, right? Some radical kills you.
*goes into my Tower of Song and sings to revive my world which was turned into a desert*
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Post by Lizica on Aug 12, 2013 22:16:55 GMT -5
The desert is revived! The land becomes rich, plants grow strong, trees flourish, clear rivers burgeon, wildlife thrives! But you, uh, sing for maybe just a touch too long. The trees grow to monstrous sizes, vines overrun your Tower of Song, and newly-sentient man-eating flowers climb inside and devour you.
*gets braces*
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Post by icon on Aug 13, 2013 1:03:55 GMT -5
You should have braced yourself (ha!) for this event by making sure your teeth were strong enough, but unfortunately your weak, brittle canines shatter in the process, accidentally falling down your windpipe and causing you internal bleeding. Make sure you keep those teeth healthy, kids!
*rapidly clicks a ballpoint pen*
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 13, 2013 1:06:05 GMT -5
Your constant clicking of your ballpoint pen irritates a nearby man, who comes over to beat you up. And... Oh my, he looks burly... And mean. He gives you a beating bad enough that you eventually die of internal injuries.
*Frolicks in a field of flowers, on a sunny happy day outside the town.*
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Post by icon on Aug 13, 2013 1:16:42 GMT -5
Wow, who would have guessed that a field of flowers could host pollen for all the bees in the hive you just disturbed? Seriously, that thing is massive! ...Whoops, hope you're not allergic to bee stings? You are? Oh dear.
*attends a lavish dinner party put on by an eccentric character*
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 13, 2013 1:31:58 GMT -5
It's a glorious party! But the eccentric character excuses himself until later in the evening. You go to look for him and...
Well, long story short, the eccentric character really wanted to put on a murder mystery party. And he wanted to pull out all the stops. You were the first one to come into the room he was hiding in. So he chooses you for the victim. Tough luck.
*Eats a reasonable and sane amount of cake for dessert.*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2013 20:56:27 GMT -5
Unfortunately, it also has a dragon scale in it. Being highly poisonous to humans, the dragon scale kills you after a brief, unpleasant illness.
*gets inspired and begins to write again*
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 14, 2013 1:16:47 GMT -5
You get inspired to write something great. Something WONDERFUL. You write pretty much entire book on it and get it published. But there are radical groups out there that don't like what you've written. They don't like your message corrupting the youth and society, and are intent to stop you from spreading it! The most extreme ones come to your house and kill you in your sleep.
*Lies in bed.*
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Post by Kristykimmy on Aug 14, 2013 10:22:26 GMT -5
An asteroid crashes through your roof and right into your bed. Can you say 'Splat'?
*Listens to music*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 21:15:09 GMT -5
It's cursed music. Now all you hear in your head is an out-of-tune music box. Day by day you realize you're being transformed into a wind-up cat, one of many a cruel queen made her army out of. Unable to bear it, you break the wind-upper that has grown out of your back. Unfortunately, you can't survive without it.
*lives in a palace with two sisters who adore me and each other and two very good parents who love me dearly and they're so benevolent we wouldn't ever be overthrown*
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Post by Layla "Nimbus" Karimi on Aug 21, 2013 14:22:54 GMT -5
Hurrah, you are the beloved princess of a happy and prosperous kingdom! Unfortunately, it was not always so happy and prosperous, and the tyrannical king who was overthrown before your parents took the throne is still out there. Knowing that he'll never be able to retake the kingdom because it would turn the people even more strongly against him, he instead takes revenge on the king and queen by slipping into the palace late at night and killing one of their precious daughters - namely, you.
*gains the ability to fly*
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 21, 2013 17:50:00 GMT -5
In your joy, you accidentally fly out of the atmosphere. Without any air with which to gain lift, Earth's gravity pulls you back, and the lack of air has caused your unconsciousness. You no longer have the ability to fly.
*Applies deodorant*
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Post by The Wanderer on Aug 21, 2013 21:02:20 GMT -5
You apply the Old Spice hawkridge scent, and quickly asphyxiate yourself from the terrible smell.
*visits the Red Keep in King's Landing*
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