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Post by Moni on Mar 19, 2017 20:39:28 GMT -5
Fortunately, you happen to be the Chosen Undead #13421341234, so the bonfire not only hurts you... it heals you! And you find your estus flasks magically filled up!
*gulps down 30M HCl*
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 20, 2017 22:06:18 GMT -5
Wow, that's a lot of HCl. And it really needs better labeling; the creators of it really thought it'd be cool and hip to call the newest soda HCl just so the people who drink it would look hardcore to everyone else. But the marketing kinda missed the mark, turns out most people are afraid of drinking acid, even though it's proven that's not what it is. Good on you for supporting new businesses, even if they make questionable business choices!
*Throws myself to a pack of hungry wolves.*
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Post by Kyn on Mar 21, 2017 7:19:34 GMT -5
The tiny wolf pups, not yet past the suckling stage, sniff curiously at you and seem to momentarily forget their hunger in their surprise at your appearance. And they're cute and fluffy, so yay?
*jumps into the sea with an anchor tied to one ankle*
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 23, 2017 0:13:41 GMT -5
The anchor lands with a splash and... floats. Actually, it's quite a convenient flotation device. Not sure why they made a balloon in the shape of an anchor, but it keeps you afloat on the sea until you can be pulled onboard a boat.
*Jumps into a giant pot of boiling stew.*
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Post by Lizica on Apr 5, 2017 17:28:45 GMT -5
You land on a gigantic slice of a gigantic carrot. I mean, it's still pretty hot, but you're wearing shoes, so you're cool. The chef giant fishes you out with an air of disgust. "Needs salt," you tell them as you leave.
*cycles off a cliff*
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Post by Shinko on Apr 5, 2017 17:54:42 GMT -5
...In a game of poke'mon. Rats, you pressed the down button too long and got too much momentum cycling. Now you'll have to go through the tall grass to get back up to where you were. You'll have to fight off some wild pokemon but you're certainly in no mortal danger from a DS game.
*Swims in a crocodile pit*
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Post by Gelquie on Apr 5, 2017 18:26:18 GMT -5
You swim among the pit of crocodiles. Dear goodness, there's so many. But you find the ladder out and start climbing, shaking off the last rubber crocodile that attached itself to your clothing. That was kinda fun, but you prefer the rubber ball pits.
*Goes into bear country during baby bear raising season with honey slathered all over myself.*
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