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Post by Coaster on Feb 24, 2015 14:33:48 GMT -5
They're dwarf lantern sharks at the zoo and the water was only evacuated because someone took a dump in it. They nibble at the steak a bit but you ultimately make it out intact (although really that's a bit unsanitary) once you're tired of swimming. *stays aboard the Titanic after all the lifeboats have already gone*
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Post by Birdy on Feb 24, 2015 16:17:21 GMT -5
You are miraculously saved by a rapping dog.
*kicks a Dalek*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 24, 2015 17:00:24 GMT -5
The Dalek is annoyed and starts to charge up its weapon. That's when you feel a hand grab you and pull you behind a barrier so that the Dalek blasts that instead. Then the strange, well-dressed man whispers into your ear and tells you: "Run."
*Runs into a room full of Cybermen, the door shuts behind me, and there's no other way out.*
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Post by Birdy on Feb 24, 2015 17:54:27 GMT -5
Thankfully, they're empty shells. (Perhaps you can steal their weapons and blast a hole in the door/wall to further your escape?)
*pushes the Big Red Button that The Doctor said to never-ever-ever push under any circumstances*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 24, 2015 19:26:29 GMT -5
You push it, and... Well, there's a reason the Doctor said to never ever push it under any circumstances. That reason is because that button causes the TARDIS to show off all the pictures of the Doctor in all incarnations performing his most embarrassing moments, all just for you. The Doctor is annoyed, but that's no reason to think you're gonna die.
*Pushes you into the tractor beam so that you get sucked up into the spaceship of hostile aliens.*
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Post by Yoyti on Feb 24, 2015 20:36:49 GMT -5
Because you pushed me into the tractor beam, you survive, thus fulfilling the requirements of this game.
*Posts in the "You're Dead" thread*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 24, 2015 21:13:55 GMT -5
You have posted in the "You're dead" thread and you get a fitting death. ...However, game life is not real life, so you're fine.
(As for my last one, oops. xD Allow me to reword?)
*Gets pushed into the tractor beam so that I get sucked up into a spaceship of hostile aliens.*
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Post by Jina on Mar 20, 2015 13:06:59 GMT -5
Oops! Looks like some bad rumours have been going around. These aliens aren't hostile, they're hospitable. Upon your arrival in the spaceship they give you biscuits and a nice cup of tea.
*gets glomped by The Hulk*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 25, 2017 1:10:39 GMT -5
Well, if the Hulk is in a glomping mood, then they must not be very angry. Instead, you get a hug from a very normal-looking Bruce Banner. You're no worse for wear.
*Lies down in front of a stampede of bulls.*
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Post by Allison on Feb 25, 2017 13:32:44 GMT -5
Even though you're wearing red, you know that the real reason bulls charge is if there's movement. So you lie completely still. It also helps that there happens to be a 4 foot thick plexiglass barrier between you and the bulls.
*Meets Fluffy from Harry Potter and has nothing to make music with, including a voice.*
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Post by Kyn on Feb 26, 2017 1:54:06 GMT -5
Turns out he's already asleep by the time you meet him. You casually (and noiselessly) tiptoe past.
*jumps off a plane without wearing a parachute*
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Post by Coaster on Feb 26, 2017 2:12:35 GMT -5
The plane was still on the ground. Still an ouch--that's a decent drop all the same--but aside from a broken bone or two you're fine.
*shoots self in face*
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 26, 2017 2:13:56 GMT -5
You fall... About 7 feet. You get a few bruises but you're otherwise no worse for wear. Guess it's a good thing the plane hasn't taken off yet. (Gah, ninja'd!)
You pull the trigger, it fires... Your face is now all wet. Water guns can be convenient for that.
*Drives a car at about 70mph into a huge truck.*
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Post by Twillie on Mar 1, 2017 12:36:31 GMT -5
Both your car and the truck burst into a glorious explosion- Wow, what an impressive simulation! You remove the VR gear and kindly compliment its creators for their hard work.
*swallows a ticking bomb*
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 19, 2017 20:31:41 GMT -5
Even after you swallow, you can still hear it ticking. Tick, tick, tick tick... tick... ...tick...
...Hmm, the bomb would probably work better if your stomach acid didn't destroy the mechanism, and gradually bring it down to uselessness. You get a massive stomachache and you might need surgery to get that metal removed, but hey, you're alive.
*Dives onto a bonfire.*
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