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Post by Terra on Jul 31, 2011 18:13:26 GMT -5
Essentially, this game is the polar opposite of "You're Dead!"
The first poster posts how he's going to kill himself. Then the next poster posts, saying how he fails to kill himself. For example:
Poster #1: *jumps off a fifty-story building into a spike pit*
Poster #2: A giant robot catches you on the way down and sets you on the ground safely. You survive!
*downs a bottle of poison*
And so on.
* * *
*jumps into a cage with an angry lion*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 18:16:36 GMT -5
This lion is friendly and lets you out of the cage.
*gets possessed D8*
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Post by icon on Jul 31, 2011 18:17:52 GMT -5
The ghost possessing you treats you normally, letting you live in peace for the most part.
*sets self on fire*
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 31, 2011 18:19:19 GMT -5
It turns out it's magical fire that molds to you. Now you have a fire shield around you permanently that never raises your body temperature too much and you can use it to protect yourself from baddies. Of course, now you have to deal with not accidentally setting stuff on fire.
*Stabs self.*
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Post by jdb1984 on Jul 31, 2011 18:19:42 GMT -5
It was a trick knife, and the harmless blade slides inside the handle.
*tries to electrocute myself*
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Post by Luna on Jul 31, 2011 18:22:10 GMT -5
The item you are trying to electrocute yourself with is not plugged in and is harmless.
*eaten by a dragon*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 18:27:33 GMT -5
That wasn't a dragon, that was a dragon-shaped bounce house! You have lots of fun bouncing with the other kids.
*casts a spell that turns Voldemort's snake into a cute bunny*
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Post by krimzon on Jul 31, 2011 18:32:15 GMT -5
Voldemort isn't angry at all. He is pleased with the change and lets you live.
*steps on a landmine*
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Post by Luna on Jul 31, 2011 18:35:32 GMT -5
The landmine explodes with rainbow's and butterflies.
*shots a loaded gun at self*
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Post by Naga on Jul 31, 2011 18:36:41 GMT -5
It is the medigun, so you end up over healing yourself.
*Flys into THE VOID*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 18:36:50 GMT -5
It's actually a very nice VOID.
*drinks lighter fluid*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 18:39:40 GMT -5
You didn't know this, but as a baby you were a test subject for a lighter fluid immunization. It worked.
*turns into stone*
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Post by krimzon on Jul 31, 2011 18:41:51 GMT -5
You are now immune to anything. Except maybe bigger stones. Or bombs.
*tries to fly the Grand Canyon with cardboard wings*
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Post by Luna on Jul 31, 2011 18:52:55 GMT -5
The wings are magic and you fly over it with grace.
*annoying pokes a huge scary monster*
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Post by Snackbox on Jul 31, 2011 19:13:40 GMT -5
The monster appears to be scary on the outside, but when you poke him, his skin seems to peel off... it's actually just a harmless potato in a monster costume!
*Gets out epic flail and bonks self*
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