Attatck of the n00bs: The Roleplay

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Johanna came to her senses and stared up at AK. "Wazzup, dude? Where we going?" she asked as she followed AK. "What I miss?" Sammy didn't even want to answer that question. "Nothing special," she said sarcastically.

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"Let's talk about it AFTER we get out of these boards, kay?" was AK's response. Pulling out his APRG to try and fit in, he drifted around the edge of the panicked crowds, and eventually, after what seemed like an eternity, he felt the cold steel of the knob on the Virtupets Board under his hand. He sighed with relief and walked in, but as he turned, a stun beam caught him right between the eyes, and he fell, unable to move.
AK was stunned, and it was up to the others to get him and themselves out now.

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"AK!" Sammy yelled. "Oh crap, just our luck!" Ray nodded. "Usually I'm the one who stuns people. But we've got to help. Johanna, when we were sucked into Pokemon Fire Red, you picked up that Pzncure Berry, right? Do you still have it." Johanna nodded and took off her backpack, shuffling through it to find the berry. "Ray, AK has to eat it to be cured, but he's paralyzed," Sammy said with gloom in her voice. "Now what?"

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Inside his mind, AK was absolutely foaming at the mouth with anger. Here they were, stuck in the crossfire of a fight in the Weaps Capital of Neopia, and he was lying there stunned as if he'd been hit on the head with a hammer. Of course, he still had all his senses and abilities but those that required movement- like speech or even opening his mouth or twitching a finger. And yet that may have been a good thing- if he was unstunned within the BD Boarder's earshot, the river of cuss words rattling through his brain would spout for three whole seconds before stopping. That would not score brownie points with ANYONE from the Battledome Board.

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Ray sighed. "This is hopeless." "Let's get back to my house, hopefully-"
"Hu gos dere?" That voice sounded familliar. Sammy looked up. "Ah, crap," she said. Standing before the four of them were Evil_Peophin and Wind_Of_Hope--n00bified. Evil snatched the Paralyze Cure Berry from Johanna's hands. "Unidentifyed objekts r to b confiskated," Wind mumbled, squashing the berry.
"That was my only one," Johanna whispered to Sammy.

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The rage in AK's head stopped. It now changed targets. He cursed the Inexperienced Neophytes and everything to do with them. Inexperienced Neophytes had changed his entire life not once or even twice, but three times before. Now they were probably going to end it. The rage inside him built up to a fury- and then was released. It was so strong it snapped the stun ray- though it burned itself out doing so. Quietly and slowly, AK shuffled around in his pocket for something, and in one lightning move, pulled out his taser and fired two shots. A taser is a stun gun. Evil and Wind fell, left in the same predicament AK had been. Grabing Wind and motioning for Sammy to grab Evil, AK raced unnoticed through the Virtupets board and quickly raced down the well-built fire escape outside the window. There, he turned to make sure the others were coming, and then started for home.

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Gkskis looked glumly out down the street. The small group that had stayed behind had fended off a large attack by at least 35 Inexperienced Neophytes- but not without a price. Kyogre lay near-dead in the street, with the others watching for more Inexperienced Neophytes or tending him. Gkskis was about to head off alone for the boards when a group of figures came into view, running down the road. Gkskis let out a whoop. They had managed to escape.

Edit: OoC: Woah- Thread name change.

Second Edit: Umm... did the word *word that was at one time l33tspeak for newbie* get banished or something? Inexperienced Neophytes... doesn't seem to have the same... ring... to it.

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OK, we're shutting this down. The banishment of the word "noob" has pretty much killed this RP. And it was seventeen pages, too...