Attatck of the n00bs: The Roleplay

[Sock]

"I'll stay up all night if I have to." Greyweewoo said.
"Meep, I think I'll wait 'til 1 to go to sleep." Sockmonk said.
(Yes, I really do go to sleep at 1 AM.)

[Sammys not logged in]

Wind yawned. "Hey Thief, wake me up at 1 in the morning. I'm want a head start." Evil rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I'm gonna keep guard, make sure no n00bs attack us or anything." She headed for the rooftop, her face emotionless. The only sound while Evil was leaving was the crackling of her fire-hair.

[Chris]

Chris catches the rock. "Ow..." He rubs his head. He heads off in the direction of the house tired as hell. He ends up slumping infront of a burnt storefront asleep.

[Sock]

(*Shudders at the site of the H word* I haaaaaaaaaate cuss words...)

[Sammys STILL not logged in]

Blurry....everything was so blurry..."Where...am I?" Sammy asked. She squirmed. She had been tied up. Looking around, her vision became clearer. She had passed out, obviously. "But where am I?"


Wind folded her arms and layed down. She was going to sleep right on the spot, that way Evil could wake her easily.

[ashketchum173175]

Looking through a telescope at the boards, AK saw the n00b guard on the Quests board fire escape get the weirdest random event ever.

"SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED!

Commander Jub shoots you dead with a Desert Arrow! He must not like you!"

( it was originally gonna be something about the Golden Pteri dropping a bomb or whatever)

Signaling the others to come on, AK tied a rope to one leg of the Electric Desk and rappeled down the tower. Unfortunately, the rope broke, so he fell from the second floor and landed in the rose garden. It was lucky he- and more importantly, his gear- landed in between two of the rows of bushes, because AK doesn't have roses. He has GLASS Roses. Pulling a fairly large, FOLDABLE chalkboard out of his backpack ( I carry enough junk in my backpack to feed a Skeith 'til Year 9), he scribbled something and held it up in the moonlight. The letters, oddly enough, reacted to the moonlight and glowed. They read "I'm fine! I gotta pick up some demo equipment, so wait outside the shed. It's the stone building over there," and an arrow pointed to the top-left corner of the lot. "Don't go in, if you value your lives. My shed is dangerous." And he sprinted out of the shadow of the rose garden, dashed across the moonlit lawn, and quickly slipped through the doors of the backyard shed.

[Chris]

((Sorry I usually don't concider that a cuss word.))


Chris wakes up as a part of the storefront collaspes(sp?). He staggers up then jogs toward the house stoping in front.

[Deleted]

From the crash, Wind woke up. "Grr...didn't I just fall asleep?" She headed for the door and walked outside. She cursed under her breath-some n00bs were coming her way. The only place to hide was that stone room over there. She quietly slipped through the shadows and into the room. Wind sighed with relief, being unaware that where she was hiding was the dangereous shed.

Evil giggled at AK's fall. Like a ninja, she quickly climbed down and landed on the ground like a cat. Standing up, she noticed Wind slip into the shed. "Wind! No!" Evil yelled, but it was too late. Wind was inside the shed already.

[Chris]

Chris seeing Wind go into the shed runs after her not noticing Evil as he brushes past her. He goes inside.

[ashketchum173175]

Something explodes rather loudly and a jet of flame shoots out of the shed. AK's head pokes out. His face and cap are charred and there's a crack in the right lens of his glasses. He frantically looks at all the n00b guards. Luckily, they were all so deep in dreams of 1 NP Baby PB's they didn't notice. AK sighs with relief. Ducking back inside the shed, he pushes a very blackened and surprised Wind outside. "Are you mad?" he hissed urgently. "We're lucky nothing else blew up! Couldn't you tell that only the front's for junk? My EXPLOSIVES LAB is in the back! Just don't go in here again, unless you want the rest of the security system to activate." And he ducked back in, grabbing an old purple backpack before doing so.

[Sock]

Sockmonk and Greyweewoo peek out of the door. The flames raise higher. That doesn't stop them, though. The n00b castle was right in front of them. The n00bs had torn down the Health Food shop and put their castle in it's place. They had to find the missing Quiggle shopkeeper.
"We'll never be able to get past there!" Sockmonk whispered.
"Shtt, watch." Greyweewoo whispered back, putting her hand over Sockmonk's mouth.
The n00b queen, "urkewlmeg", was on the top of the castle. She was holding a crown.
"tonite," She said. "we crownnnn or king. or futur kings nam iz ak17."
Greyweewoo and Sockmonk gasped. The n00b queen focused her eyes on the two of them. Greyweewoo pulled Sockmonk back.
"gards, seeze themmm!" She yelled.

[Deleted]

Wind's eyes went wide open. "Yipes!" she yelled, running out of the Lab. "Erp, thanks for warning me AK."

Three n00b guards ran after Weewoo and Sockmonk. One of the remaining gaurds turned to the queen. "Qwen, wut r we gunna do 2 daht othr grl we hav lokd ^ in da NeoBurds?" The queen thought for a moment, then shrugged. "Im nut shure. Mab we cn giv hur my plac. Mak hur Qwen instede uf me. Shhe duse no alot abut n00bs dan mos uf os...i dunno, well tink abut it."

[Chris]

Chris grins even though he is blackened. "Cool!"

[ashketchum173175]

(You really hate me, don't you?) Dudette, that was SO god-moding, pulling me here," AK glared at the n00b queen. (no, I am not implicating that Sock is the N00b Queen. I'm just blaming someone else for the storie's sake.) "And what in the name of C4 are you smoking?" AK said. "I'm no chatspeaker! Why would I be a king of the n00bs? Oh, and where's Sammy? You can answer to me..." He shouldered the Py-Tech Bazooka "...or you can answer to my bottle rockets." The queen fired a bright green ray at AK. "GRRAAAHHH! NOOOO!!" And he collapsed. "U wer a chatborder 1nce. Now, u wil b 1 4EVA." she said. Staining against the force of the ray, AK scribbled something on his chalkboard and held it up. "The ray is the Homework Ray I confiscated from a crazed n00b two months ago. They're planning to snap my mind with it, I suppose." After a moment, he erased it and wrote another message. "I calculate it will work in about three minutes. Little help here?"

EDIT: (the jet of flame is a concentrated explosion that got channeled out the doors of the garden shed. It lasted about one second, then died. It's gone. No flames) (oh, and just for payback, Sock, that WAS god-moding.)

[Sock]

(Who, me? I like you. You're a good person ^^)
"Oh my god! Run for it!" Sockmonk screamed, grabbing Greyweewoo's arm, and pulling her into a bush.
Both of them were panting heavily. The n00bs were too stupid to even think of looking in the bushes. For now, they were safe.