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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 20, 2004 21:35:35 GMT -5
"Fate must hate me," AK muttered through clenched teeth. "I ask for help and they run away." Quickly realizing he had to do this on his own, he took the time to pull the pin on a smart grenade and throw it into the crowd of converted normal people. "That should fix some of the damage," he thought as he warped out. He reappeared in his chemical lab. Quickly dumping out all the containers, he pulled out his copy of the NTAG Encyclopedia and scrolled towards the back. "EVPOD... the OK Sisters... EGSROD... here it is!" Setting the book open on the counter, he began yanking vials, jars, dishes, and packets of chemicals off the shelf and mixing them in a large beaker. Two minutes later, he finished it. "I'm glad I only have to drink half of this corrupt concoction," he muttered, straining agaist the strengthening power of the Homework Beam. With that, he drank half the potion, put the rest in his mouth, and spit it out at the wall as the beaker dropped from his hands and exploded in a million pieces on the floor. "YUUUUCK! It tastes like baked asparagus! EWWW!" Exclaiming random phrases similar to this, one might think AK's mind HAD snapped. But the grammar was perfect. When he stopped, he stuffed the book in his pocket. "Someday I gotta thank Crystal for writing the Laws down," he sighed, relieved. Then he walked outside, uttered an unintelligible chant, and threw down one of his smokescreen warp bombs. There was a loud crack, a flash of light, and then all the group was standing on AK's lawn, coughing from the resulting smoke. "*cough* Too bad the spell *kaff* can't get through the *choke* n00byness radiating from the *atchoo* NeoBoards," AK coughed. "The n00b Queen must have given up on me being her king after I *hack* re-intelligenized all those converted normal people. Looks like we'll have to get Sammy out the hard way. Everyone get a good n00b getup- we'll need them to get past the guards."
(Oh, and I know that was god-moding, but since I got god-moded into that God-awful situation I get the right to one session.)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2004 17:03:55 GMT -5
Evil jumped into the scene, taking on a n00b guard. Her ears twinched, she could hear whispering in the shadows. Her eyes turned to the spot where the noise came from. "Ready?" it said. "Go!" At that moment, two Neopians that weren't n00bs jumped out from a bush and started blasting the n00bs back to normal humans. The two were a girl and a boy, they both had Pokemon features like Sammy, but differently. The boy looked like a Pikachu, the girl looked like a Charizard. "Nyan, meep teria!" the girl cried out, whipping a n00b with her tail. It struck Evil like a lightning bolt. She knew those two! "Raymond! Johanna!" The two looked to Evil at the sound of their names. They smiled. and ran over to Evil. "Heya," Raymond said. "Where's Sam?"
"Kidnapped," Evil said plainly. Johanna's mouth dropped. "Kojo!" she yelled.
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Post by Chris on Sept 21, 2004 19:40:18 GMT -5
Chris is in the lab poking bottles.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 22, 2004 18:14:44 GMT -5
AK slaps Chris and shoves him out of the lab, slamming the door and locking it.
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AK steps outside the shed. "I'm ready. I got my n00b disguise on, too." He was wearing the same basic outfit- gold-yellow cap with navy blue letters in front, only they read "1nd1g0 L34gu3" instead of the normal words. The rest of the outfit was the same. Yellow shirt, dark blue vest, jeans, and sneakers, only far more ragged. "I was wearing these clothes when my lab blew up for the first time. They'll serve the poor-as-dirt n00b look quite well." He then locked up the chemical lab, then the shed itself. Lord knows what the n00bs could do with a high-tech demo lab.
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Post by Chris on Sept 22, 2004 23:02:21 GMT -5
"Would it be good enough if I became invisible?"
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 23, 2004 0:08:49 GMT -5
"Sounds good. I''l join in, but we need to set up a base closer to the boards. I think that old towering house would be good."
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Post by Sock on Sept 23, 2004 15:18:53 GMT -5
"I can lurk on the boards, see what their plans are and all that." Greyweewoo said.
Sockmonk got her bow ready. She was NOT going to just stay here. She had to go board lurk with Greyweewoo. The two crawled out of the bushes. They looked closely at the Help Board.
"The Help Board," Greyweewoo said. "it's the king of all n00b boards. We must be very alert if we even take one step into here."
Sockmonk nodded. She gulped, but followed Greyweewoo in. A huge eye was over the door to the room. It kept repeating the Neopets rules over and over again. Finally, it asked if they would obey. Both of them said 'yes'. They hurried in. The board was filled with n00bs, licking their lips at painted pets and yelling chain messages and other bad things like that.
"INVISIBLE MODE!" Both of them screamed.
They both disappeared. Only them and other invisible creatures could see them. They nodded at each other. This is what they called "lurking". They hurried to the topic titled "N00b meting" to see what information they could get.
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Sammy at dah library
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Post by Sammy at dah library on Sept 23, 2004 16:55:31 GMT -5
Sammy looked up. Her glasses were cracked in one lense, so it was hard to see. She thought had heard Johanna's cry of insanity. "The stupid girl's always speaking my language, the stupid twina tought it to her...anyway..." Sammy relized that semi-smart n00bs were guarding her in an old tower. Funny, it didn't seem like the Help Boards... With her un-normal Mew ears, she squirmed to see what Ray and Johanna were saying, but all she heard was 'And our future king's name is AK-17!'
"Funny, it sounds n00bish." Her ears perked up. She heard her name!
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Post by Chris on Sept 23, 2004 22:10:25 GMT -5
"Come on!" CHris jog off toward the board turning ivisable as he runs.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 24, 2004 3:23:47 GMT -5
Cursing under his breath, AK enters the boards, pulling out his old I.D. as he does so. The guards nod him through, and he takes the left-hand elevator up one floor, into the hectic Quests Board. Before entering, he looks and sees that the third-floor number on the list of floors for the central elevator has been painted over. No doubt, he thought, the inside button has been wired to a card key slot of some sort, too.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2004 18:40:36 GMT -5
"Would you be needing a card key, for I have one!" Hanging from the roof was Johanna. When she leapt down, claw marks were visible. "Hullo, I'm Johanna, Sammy's bestest friend. I'm insane, yet smart. That's why the n00b guards let me in."
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 24, 2004 20:13:45 GMT -5
"Meh, if there was a card key for that elevator, I'd have a copy," was AK's hissed reply. "Only the n00b queen has one." He shuddered at the thought of what she had tried to turn him into. "Please, don't do that again. I gotta get across this room." Silently he slid across the wall, slipping out onto the fire escape. Yanking the Desert Arrow from the fallen guard (you can never have too many valuble arrows), he twirled the grappling hook and latched it onto the top of the broken escape. Tying the other end tightly to a rusted rail, he began climbing. The rail creaked and groaned as he climbed higher. He prayed that it wouldn't break, for that would surely attract the guards combing the boards for intruders. Once at the top, he put the silencer on his NoobZapper1000 and fired at the knot, easily snapping it. Coiling up the rope, he noticed that the entire fire escape was beginning to sag and crumple. He had barely slipped into the Shop Ads Board and shut the window before the whole rusty affair gave a loud groan and collapsed, plunging with a crash to the ground fifteen feet down. By the time guards had gone to the windows to see what the commotion was, AK had slipped into the throng of people and was moving slowly towards the secret passage to the Help Board.
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Post by Chris on Sept 25, 2004 1:26:30 GMT -5
Chris is already in the passage and is beating up a noob that tried to scream for help. "SHUT UP!" He hissed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2004 7:51:14 GMT -5
Johanna followed AK. "You know, I do belive you are going to wrong way, nyan."
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 25, 2004 14:28:08 GMT -5
Taking the time to whack the n00b in the passage, AK turned back to Johanna. "Call me AK, kid. And I've been this way hundreds of times. I'd say we'll come out... oh, right under the n00b queen's throne. And I think Sammy'd be right behind the weird podium thing that the throne sits on. Easy job. All we have to do is get Sammy, get out via the passage, get down via the Shop Ads window, and bingo."
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