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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Jul 10, 2004 21:11:09 GMT -5
((Ok, this is very simple. You play as yourself. n00bs are attacking Neopia! Us, the NT authors have decided to go against them. LET'S GO!))
Lemmy wandered the NeoBoards. So many n00bs! she thought. This is getting so annoying! Lemmy passed one n00b, yelling, "LYK OMG! I'M A VAMPIRE N I WANNA ISLND P/B SO GIVE IT 2 ME OR I SUK UR BLOD!"
"Pathetic," she mumbled.
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Post by Sock on Jul 10, 2004 21:23:57 GMT -5
Sockmonk walked into the boards, everyone was yelling out things like, "GIV M NPZ! LOL LOL LOL" and "I ned 2 no how 2 get 2 Neopetz".
"They're pathetic." Sockmonk said.
She then saw her friend Lemmy nearby. It was just the person she had been looking for here.
"What's going on?" Sockmonk asked
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Post by Chris on Jul 11, 2004 4:23:36 GMT -5
Chris kicks away a noob shouting. "I RULE U AL!!! WHOOT!!" Chris sees Sockmonk. "Its EVIL.... All the noobs!!!" He sobs as a noob throws paper at him.
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Post by The Wanderer on Jul 11, 2004 11:45:03 GMT -5
Wanderer walks in with a 12-gauge shotgun in hand.
"Hasta la vista, chain letters..." He mutters, as he loads, and takes aim at a letter that says:
"Post this message on 10 different boards, and then go to the Lost Desert and you will find 30 paintbrushes on the floor. It truly works!"
*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* Three direct hits, and the letter is no more.
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Post by Chris on Jul 11, 2004 23:31:56 GMT -5
Chris looks at the Wanderer ad he blasts the letters. "WHOOT!!!!"
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Jul 12, 2004 10:44:52 GMT -5
Lemmy looks at n00bs yelling crazy stuff. "REPORTED!" she yells and presses a button. The n00bs fall through trap-doors in the floor. Lemmy High-fives the Wanderer. "Nice shot."
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Post by Sock on Jul 12, 2004 11:05:13 GMT -5
Sockmonk looked at Lemmy.
"There's too many of them!" She screamed, holding her Mutant Cybunny tight.
"LOL! Giv me ur Mootant Cybuny!" A n00b yelled.
"NEVER!" Sockmonk yelled.
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Post by Spot on Jul 12, 2004 12:18:00 GMT -5
Another redhead falls into the boards, complete with face plant, and gets up as if nothing happened. Seeing the first n00b ranting about being a vampire, Spot decides to go over and show him what a real vampire is.
(It is rumored by Spot's friends that she is a vampire ... and so I shall be here.)
"LYK OMG! I'M A VAMPIRE LL SUK UR BLOOD SO GIME P/B!!!!!11"
"I think I qualify as a vampire more than you do, buddy. I've got the lack of blood, the same temperature as a dead corpse, and am light sensitive. " Spot glared at the n00b.
"OOOO YOU MEAN!!!!!111 GIVE P/B, YOU MEANIE!11!!!"
e.e;
"Oh, yes ... I also forgot to mention the fangs ..."
Spot bites the n00b, and the n00b preceeds to lie on the floor dead.
"Bleagh. N00bs taste awful," Spot mentioned, sticking her tongue out in disgust.
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Post by Sock on Jul 12, 2004 17:58:18 GMT -5
Sockmonk waves at Spot. She didn't think she'd see another red head, especially a vampire one.
"Hello!" Sockmonk said, waving still. "Are you against the n00bs as well?"
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Post by ruff152 on Jul 12, 2004 18:03:52 GMT -5
Nikki frantically ran to the boards.
"Sorry I'm late, guys. I thought if you were suffering, I might as well come and join you all." she laughed.
At this point, there were many n00bs screaming, but one remark caught Nikki's ear.
"Yoooz, uz wannazx get une ziiiilllioooon npz?//? joiiin moi giildf n w1n dat mch1111!"
Nikki clutched her head, shut her eyes and let out a loud yell... "STOOOOP!!"
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Post by Sock on Jul 12, 2004 18:45:01 GMT -5
"They're horrible!" Sockmonk yelled, watching a n00b run after some running boxers.
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Post by Chris on Jul 12, 2004 20:39:51 GMT -5
Chris eyes flash red and small flames dance around him as a noob pokes him. He slashes him with a giant sword. "DIE!!!!" The noob is carryed away by two doctors. "What can we do?"
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Post by The Wanderer on Jul 12, 2004 22:45:56 GMT -5
Wanderer staggers back into the fray. He keeps on muttering about "medicine," and the NTWF'ers are starting to worry for their safety...
*reloads shotgun* "You... foolish... noobs! How dare you keep me from my medicine!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*
"MEDICINE!" he yells.
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Post by Spot on Jul 12, 2004 23:38:54 GMT -5
"...too many n00bs ..." Spot noted in annoyance, glancing around at the n00b fest.
"Hmm ..?" She finally took note of Sockmock waving, and waved back. "Am I against the n00bs? Would I be here if I weren't?" Spot replied. "And you can call me Lycos. I'm Spot's darker personality. I suppose you could say evil, but mildly evil. Except for my wrath against n00bs, of course." Spot Lycos mentioned.
Lycos reached out for the closest n00b, who was ranting about their glorious money scheming guild, and drained him too.
"Hmm ... extra salty, high in cholesterol ... must be a Mc n00b ..." she muttered.
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Post by Eggz on Jul 12, 2004 23:50:36 GMT -5
"WHEE!!!" shrieked Eggz as she ran through a crowd of n00bs.
Feli ran after her, panting. "GIVE ME BACK THAT MALLET! IT BELONGS TO THE WHACK-A-STAFF!!" she shouted, running after her.
Eggz grinned as she bonked a n00b hard on the head. Feli froze in her tracks, smiled and said, "Oh, I see. Have fun!" She walked off, kicking a n00b waving around a few papers saying, "OMG!!!!1!1!!!! ITS SNOWFLAK!! OMG LYK CN U GET ME IN2 DA NT!?!!!1/!?!!!!11!!!"
"Heeeey, this mallet's got a name! Looo...seee... Oh well!" *bonk bonk*
Eggz giggled as another n00b fell flat on their face and hopped over him.
"Bonk...bonk...bonk..bonk..." went the mallet.
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Thanks, Leoness! ^__^