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Post by Sock on Sept 25, 2004 18:55:59 GMT -5
Sneaking slowly towards the n00b meeting, the two peeked in a few chat rooms to see what information they could get. A couple of normal people were in one, and then there was a n00b.
"we atak tonite lol lol!11" He yelled.
Both of them hurried out when someone who was lurking as well saw them. They snuck in the n00b meeting. The queen was at the top of a huge castle, just as she had been outside of AK-17's house, only without as much fire.
"Welkom u al no y ur her cuz itz or meetin n we ned 2 b her" She said.
"al hal or mitey queen!11" The n00bs chanted.
"az we tawkd abot earler, the 1 caled ak17 wil b or king cuz i ned a king 2 rul besid me or al of n00bidom wil krumbl" Their queen said.
"No..." Greyweewoo whispered.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2004 19:43:44 GMT -5
Johanna rolled her eyes. "Nyan, AK, what I mean by that is that Sammy's not anywhere near the Queen's throne, plus, she plans to make Sammy the 'N00bynus Puwencess'." Johanna's n00b accent was crisp and clear, like she was born a n00b.
"Ray's outside, trying to jolt the Queen with a jillion volts, but he can't get through. Can you help, AK?"
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 25, 2004 21:59:15 GMT -5
"Well, I know for a fact that she WOULD be near the throne, because I heard someone gasp after I asked where Sammy was. It sounded EXACTLY like her, and how could she have been five hundred feet away with me having heard her? And where did you come from, anyways? The whole thing has been planned out already and I think you're trying to lead me in a false direction," Was AK's very long response. "Whatever. If the n00b queen is distracted then that's all for the better." He began scanning the passage to see where the end was. "Listen," he said, turning around. "If you're on our side, just find the Homework Ray and destroy it, m'kay? That's the only thing the queen can use to stop me, other than near-fatal bodily harm. I'll take care of Sammy." For a moment, he rustled through his backpack, then he pulled out a highly polished green ash wand. Pointing it at himself, he muttered "Pellucidia Tralucentus". Then his outline, only barely visible in the dark tunnel, vanished. "May the Force be with you," he said, and then the sound of soft footsteps grew fainter and fainter, until they vanished completely.
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Post by Chris on Sept 25, 2004 23:57:21 GMT -5
Chris decides to to follow AK. "Wait up."
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 26, 2004 3:09:05 GMT -5
"Hey, Chris," AK says, stopping. "Have you got a light? I gotta review my map of these tunnels. I think we're about there, but I need to see. Dumb map displayer thingy doesn't have a backlight."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2004 9:56:46 GMT -5
"YOU WATCH TOO MUCH STAR WARS!" Johanna called back, trying to catch back up to him. "Look, Sammy's Mew ears can hear almost anything. As for me..." Johanna revealed two Charizard wings and a Charizard tail. "I am half-Mewtwo half-Charizard. I can read minds, and stuff like that, nyan. Ray is Pikachu, and Sammy-as you can tell- ish Mew. Understand, nyan?" Johanna sighed. "I come from America, there I am Sammy's bestest friend in the whole wide world. Kelly ish Sammy's bestest friend in the whole wide universe!" Talons started to grow out of Johanna's fingernails.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 26, 2004 12:50:33 GMT -5
"This is giving me a headache," said AK. "OK, let's try this again. Here's the agenda: Have our spies (Sock and Weewoo) find out how far Sammy is from the queen's throne. Enter the Help Chat via the secret tunnel. Someone destroys the Homework Ray while Chris and I get to Sammy and get her out. Lay low for a while; they'd prolly be watching the tunnel. When their guard goes down, sneak out by the tunnel. Rappel down from the Shop Ads window. Fire occasional blasts while retreating from the sure-to-come n00b pursuers." He rolled up the scroll he had scribbled this on. "Sounds like a plan, and one that can be changed for almost any eventuality. We'll work on saving Neopia after we get Sammy out and get her an appropriate weapon. We'll also have to head to the rest of the chats undercover and
A. Rescue and de-n00b any converted Neopians there.
B. Get the intelligent life forms on the chatboards to join us.
C. Find out as much as we can about the Queen's plans." He carefully packed the parchment into his backpack. "Saving Neopia comes after we get a decent army of normal people."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2004 14:43:43 GMT -5
Johanna poked AK. "Were you talking to yourself or to me?" A flash of green light appeared and hit Johanna. "NYAN!" she yelled, falling to the ground. "T3h n00bines 51 take1ngg ovah moi...sav urself..."
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 26, 2004 14:53:46 GMT -5
"Aw, futz," AK said. Luckily, the blast had given him a moment's glance at his map displayer. "This way!" He said, indicating to Chris to come on, as the footsteps vanished into one of the passages. For a moment, the footsteps stopped. Then, as they started up again, a book came flying out of the black shaft into one of Johanna's pockets. Johanna now had, when she came to, a perfect copy of "War and Peace" to help her return to normal.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2004 15:02:26 GMT -5
Two n00b gaurds chased after AK and Chris, blasting n00b rays at them. Sammy blinked and gasped. "JOHANNA!" She struggled against the ropes, but it was no use. But she had to help Johanna. Her phycic ablities just gave her a vision with Johanna being n00bified, so Sammy had to help...but how? OoC: Kiddo's angry with me. Meep.  Help me. |
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 27, 2004 2:23:02 GMT -5
AK yelled to Chris to keep it up, and whirled around. Firing wildly in the dark with his Report Pistols, he was able to nail half the guards. A n00b ray hit him dead in the chest, but it only served to knock him back. Trying not to remember the chain of events leading up to that immunity- that awful immunity that had come with such a high price-, he stuck the pistols back into their holsters and raced onward, trying to catch up with Chris.
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Post by Chris on Sept 28, 2004 0:37:06 GMT -5
CHris stops running. He turns around and snarles. Running past AK he unsheaths his sword and stabs the guards. Blood splatters over the walls as he pulls back and stabs again.
((Wheee!!! Violence!))
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 28, 2004 1:12:35 GMT -5
"C'mon, Chris!" AK shouted. "We can't hold 'em off alone much longer! They know we're here, and we have to save the rest of the fight in us for the Help Chat!" And he turned, running towards the Help Chat.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2004 14:15:42 GMT -5
A n00b guard chased AK and Chris. He leapt up into the air, only to be knocked back down by a lightning bolt. "That's what you get for hitting Johanna!" a boy yelled. Atop of his head were two Pikachu ears, his cheeks were red, his nose was replaced by a Pikachu nose, and bolting out of his bottom was a bolt-shaped Pikachu tail. He smiled with pleasure.
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Post by Chris on Sept 29, 2004 2:09:30 GMT -5
Chris reluctantly follows Ak. He keeps his sword out.
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Help me.