Haduoken
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Altador RAGE!!!!
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 9, 2011 12:30:32 GMT -5
The cobra just continues sleeping.
(is hanged on a guillotine)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2011 13:47:16 GMT -5
Your one true love cuts you down before you die.
*eats very spoiled cheese*
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Post by Birdy on Aug 9, 2011 15:11:33 GMT -5
Spoiled in the sense that the cheese's "friends" spoiled the latest episode of its favourite TV show. You live!
*trips and falls down the stairs*
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Haduoken
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Altador RAGE!!!!
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 9, 2011 18:19:20 GMT -5
The stairs were actually made out of jelly, so you don't feel any pain.
(plays a clarinet badly, waves with a torchlight, eats cubed cheese, stomps around, wears an upside-down sombrero, hoop skirt, clown shoes and screeches like a chimpanzee in front of the Sea Bear)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2011 18:44:29 GMT -5
The Sea Bear claps its paws and gives you a blue ribbon for "Worst Deliberately Bad Performance".
*hits Lord Kass with a loaf of bread*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 9, 2011 22:20:46 GMT -5
You only get 83 points. Aww.
*Orders someone to chop my head off, roll me up in a carpet, set it on fire and throw it off a bridge*
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Post by jdb1984 on Aug 9, 2011 23:49:09 GMT -5
They ignore you, because you don't have the authority to tell them what to do.
*Beat a killer in a game of Mario Party*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2011 11:05:41 GMT -5
They're a killer of the characters of the RPGs they play. While they delight in seeing little characters get beat up by monsters, they don't want to kill you.
*summons a malevolent goddess who HATES being summoned*
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Post by storm on Aug 10, 2011 20:14:59 GMT -5
The goddess turns out to be famished, and you happen to have some coffee cake in your pocket. You kindly offer it to her, and she consumes it and then poofs back to her dimension (as she can't last long in ours).
*is stuck at the bottom of the ocean with no oxygen*
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Post by icon on Aug 10, 2011 20:16:43 GMT -5
You run into a magical sea elf who gives you the ability to breathe underwater.
-kicks a nest of angry hornets-
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Post by Dju on Aug 10, 2011 20:17:21 GMT -5
OMG! A magical seahorse shows up and turns you into a mermaid, how cute! <3
*fights against the Joker*
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Post by storm on Aug 10, 2011 20:29:35 GMT -5
The joker dies of heart failure, which is unsurprisingly linked to excessive use of non-fda-approved makeup.
*sits in the middle of a single lane, one way street during rush hour*
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Post by Naga on Aug 10, 2011 21:24:37 GMT -5
However, all the cars in the world have been destroyed by unseen and unprecedented forces, so your good.
*Rides a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of acid covered spikes. By the way, I'm outside, and it's REALLY windy*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2011 22:06:41 GMT -5
The wind knocks you off the bike. The bike falls into the pit, but you land safely a few feet from the edge.
*whacks a Dalek with a Barbie doll*
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Haduoken
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 11, 2011 8:19:22 GMT -5
The Dalek felt very happy as it finally found it's long lost Barbie doll.
(trips on a log)
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