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Post by Usikustars on Aug 7, 2011 12:34:16 GMT -5
The lever is jammed! Too bad! *Gets zapped by aliens*
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Haduoken
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 7, 2011 12:37:28 GMT -5
The aliens backfired.
(runs into a steel wall)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2011 13:47:26 GMT -5
Whoops - there really was no steal wall. One "Lumos" spell later, it's revealed that the wall is nonexistant.
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Post by Terra on Aug 7, 2011 17:37:02 GMT -5
You don't die, because you don't do anything that could possibly make you die.
*rams head into a spike*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2011 17:56:02 GMT -5
You get arrested for murder of the poor ram.
*sacrifices my own life to end all hatred*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 7, 2011 20:55:43 GMT -5
Since dying to end hatred only shows your hatred of hatred itself, the paradox causes you to not die.
*Does something incredibly dangerous and/or fatal*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2011 21:18:28 GMT -5
Someone with a time turner saves you - it turns out she loves you very much! You live happily ever after with her.
*piles on coats and sweatpants then jumps in a volcano*
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Haduoken
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 8, 2011 15:50:04 GMT -5
The lava is actually made out of hot sauce.
(is stuck inside a box)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2011 15:51:52 GMT -5
It's a very big box. It's a box full of fun waterslides!
*is sealed inside a jewel*
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 8, 2011 15:56:58 GMT -5
The jewel turns out to be a small planet full of life. (like Earth)
(jumps off a pirate ship)
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Post by Birdy on Aug 8, 2011 16:31:29 GMT -5
A friendly dolphin helps you to shore! =D
*clings to a tall metal pole on top of the tallest building ever in the middle of a thunder/lightning storm*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2011 16:42:17 GMT -5
You remember when the Doctor did that, was struck by lightning and lived? Well, so do you.
*jumps out of the TARDIS while it's in the time vortex*
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 9, 2011 8:37:37 GMT -5
The time goes back to normal.
(some guy chokes me with a necktie)
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 9, 2011 9:21:39 GMT -5
It's a clip-on.
*Gets a serious paper-cut*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2011 11:52:13 GMT -5
It's not serious enough to kill you.
*bothers a king cobra snake*
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