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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 11, 2011 9:24:32 GMT -5
A pile of squirrels breaks your fall.
*A house falls on me*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 9:59:33 GMT -5
What a great stunt double you were for the Wicked Witch of the East! Your skill to survive house falls is just too amazing.
*is taken captive by Katriana*
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Haduoken
Full-Timeser
Altador RAGE!!!!
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 11, 2011 12:45:11 GMT -5
She takes you to your dream world!
(is sucked into a whirlpool)
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Post by Dju on Aug 11, 2011 18:32:42 GMT -5
Suddenly, the whirlpool stops...and...and reveals a magical treasure! 8D
*hit by a BIG brick in the head*
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Post by Roar on Aug 11, 2011 19:04:48 GMT -5
Turns out the brick was a sponge. A very red sponge.
*is attacked by killer Weewoos for leaving so many guest comments but never making an account* XD
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 21:08:04 GMT -5
You have a choice: make an account or die. You choose the former.
*travels way back in time and steps on an ant by mistake - which COULD change the fate of the world in the present*
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Post by Naga on Aug 11, 2011 22:12:22 GMT -5
It doesn't. *Executes the below code:* - bifurcate THIS[THIS,THIS]; - import universe U1; - import universe U2; - - ~ATH(U1) { - - ~ATH(!U2) { - - } EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(NULL)); - - } EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(NULL)); - - [THIS, THIS].DIE();
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Post by jdb1984 on Aug 12, 2011 10:21:06 GMT -5
Before you an activate the code, the power goes out.
*Throws tomatoes at Edna's hut*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 10:50:19 GMT -5
Edna adds them to one of her potions.
*wanders in the Darkest Faerie's fortress alone at night*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 11:14:28 GMT -5
She's asleep. All her guards are asleep. *breakdances in the middle of the DMZ*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 11:38:00 GMT -5
The army guys clap and want an encore! Wow! You're famous!
*wanders in the Darkest Faerie's fortress alone when she and her guards are awake and not stone*
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Post by Dju on Aug 12, 2011 12:29:26 GMT -5
It turns out it was the Darkest Faerie's birthday, they're all busy partying! (Whoo!)
*falling from a cliff*
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Post by storm on Aug 12, 2011 14:45:23 GMT -5
The cliff is one millimetre high. You land on your feet nanoseconds after you fall off the cliff.
*agitates the Time Lords* >:3
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2011 14:53:47 GMT -5
The Time Lords rule that you may never enter Gallifrey ever again. And you don't. You're fine.
*bugs Eris*
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Post by storm on Aug 12, 2011 15:01:48 GMT -5
Eris merely banishes you from her realm.
*is stepped on by a dinosaur*
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