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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 19:14:53 GMT -5
You're flailing a feather.
*lets self be entranced by the siren's song*
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Post by Terra on Jul 31, 2011 19:16:23 GMT -5
You and the siren live together forever, happily ever after!
*injects self with basilisk venom*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 19:17:36 GMT -5
You are rushed to Madam Pomfrey, who promptly injects you with phoenix tears.
*offends a fire fairy*
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Post by Terra on Jul 31, 2011 19:19:36 GMT -5
The fire fairy engages in very spirited debate with you, but it's completely non-lethal.
*jumps into a black hole*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 19:21:24 GMT -5
The Greek goddess Eris is feeling generous and she makes the black hole spit you back out unharmed.
*forces Bellatrix Lestrange to dress up like a pretty princess*
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Post by Robyn on Jul 31, 2011 19:44:35 GMT -5
Bellatrix, to your surprise, actually likes the new makeover. She renounces her life of evil and becomes the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. ALL SHE EVER WANTED WAS TO FEEL PRETTY.
-ties rope around waist, ties other end to rock, and pushes it off of a bridge-
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Post by Terra on Jul 31, 2011 19:49:29 GMT -5
The rope dangles off the edge. The rock is about the size of a pebble. Not nearly enough to pull you off the bridge.
*flies into the sun*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 20:04:03 GMT -5
Whoops. Turns out the scientists were wrong. The sun isn't made of fire, it's made of...love. In the center of the sun you find your soulmate reaching out to you. And you live happily ever after. ='D *buries self in a pile of s*
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Post by Robyn on Jul 31, 2011 20:07:48 GMT -5
Since the emoticons are just made of pixels, the pile is surprisingly breathable. You settle down and take a nice nap. :3
-accidentally cuts self and goes swimming in shark-infested waters-
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 20:59:57 GMT -5
The sharks are whale sharks, who never attack anything bigger than shrimp. You make a lot of new friends.
*looks directly at a basilisk's eyes*
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Post by Dju on Jul 31, 2011 21:29:14 GMT -5
it turns out the basilisc wasn't feeling like killing you today...he has been a bit depressed about Voldy's death and sees no more point in it.
*Jumps from a very, very high cliff*
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Post by Luna on Jul 31, 2011 21:33:55 GMT -5
A Rok come's down and scoops you up before you hit the ground and gently places you away from the cliff safely.
*jams face into steel wall*
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Post by Dju on Jul 31, 2011 21:41:23 GMT -5
A magical pony saves you!! *is being attacked bit rats*
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Post by Naga on Jul 31, 2011 21:48:18 GMT -5
They bite you, but they are magical rats, so they give you magical powers! Whoo ooo oooh!
*Drinks some liquid nitrogen*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2011 21:52:43 GMT -5
Did you know you're a Greek god?
*teases a rabid dog*
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