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Post by Cow-winkle on Jul 31, 2011 22:59:03 GMT -5
The rabid dog runs off crying, its feelings shattered by your hurtful insults. How could you?
*Eats a little bag of Silica gel that says "Do Not Eat"*
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Post by Robyn on Aug 2, 2011 2:42:27 GMT -5
Your thumb covered the edge of the packet-- it actually said "Do Not Eat Without Ketchup". So you're fine, it just didn't taste as good as would have with ketchup.
-wears a scuba diving outfit made out of steak and jumps into a tank full of piranhas-
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Post by Naga on Aug 2, 2011 9:50:39 GMT -5
Piranhas - despite their astounding ability to devour a cow whole in less than 3 minutes - do not enjoy cooked meat. And since your entire body is covered in it... Your good!
*Jumps into a bottomless pit*
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Post by jdb1984 on Aug 2, 2011 11:49:58 GMT -5
You bounce off a safety net and pounce back out.
A dark faerie casts a spell on me that kills someone instantly
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2011 12:01:17 GMT -5
Well, whoever it was, it wasn't you.
*challenges Lucius Malfoy to a duel*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 4, 2011 9:31:28 GMT -5
He doesn't kill you; he just takes your wand, knocks you unconscious, and leaves you in a ditch somewhere.
*Juggles flaming chainsaws while blindfolded*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 10:26:10 GMT -5
Queen Fyora sees what you're doing and makes the chainsaws vanish.
*hugs a wild tiger*
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Post by Haduoken on Aug 4, 2011 15:04:16 GMT -5
The tiger hugs back.
(is surrounded by Meepits)
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Post by Terra on Aug 4, 2011 15:59:36 GMT -5
The Meepits are surrounding you because they worship you as a god. They pledge to obey your every command for eternity.
*downs a cyanide-spiked smoothie, then jumps out of a plane without a parachute*
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Post by PFA on Aug 4, 2011 16:07:32 GMT -5
Turns out what you thought was a cyanide-spiked smoothie was actually a magic potion that allows you to fly.
*walks blindly into traffic*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 16:09:59 GMT -5
As the traffic is of giant snails, you get very sticky and that's about it. :U
*Falls off of Venus Lighthouse*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 16:11:11 GMT -5
A handsome young fairy prince has fallen in love with you. He saves you from your fall. Then you get married and live happily ever after.
*is abandoned in a forest full of evil Dark Faeries*
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Post by Terra on Aug 4, 2011 16:20:22 GMT -5
The evil Dark Faeries decide to take you in and raise you to be a vicious killer. They treat you very well!
*jumps into an active volcano*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 16:23:51 GMT -5
It's a volcano that erupts diamonds. You're rich!
*swallows toxic carpenter's glue*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 4, 2011 16:36:41 GMT -5
It turns out you misinterpreted the adjective in the sentence. The word "toxic" referred to the carpenter, not to the glue.
*Says "If one plus one is two, then may I be struck dead this instant!"*
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