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Post by Chris on Aug 29, 2004 1:44:09 GMT -5
Chris peeks through the glass doors And watches as the noobs try to find him.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 6, 2004 16:45:16 GMT -5
"Time to get out of here!" AK shouted over the din. Grabbing some smoke bombs from his pocket, he lit the fuses, and warped over to the rooftops behind a smokescreen. Sliding his Sand Wedge back into its sheath-like pocket in his backpack, he pulled out a nasty-looking gun and dropped to a sniper position. "I call this jewel the Report Rifle!" he said, firing rapidly, taking out five n00b-ray gunners and a n00b leader in one cycle. Jamming another magazine of reports into the loading slot, he took aim and began firing again.
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Post by Kengplant on Sept 6, 2004 19:00:41 GMT -5
Keng and lunelupe began grabbing all the garden items within reach and shoving them into the neohome. Smashing n00bs as they went. She didn't like being out in the open with all these n00bs around, but she sure as heck wasn't going to let them take her stuff.
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Post by Chris on Sept 7, 2004 0:18:56 GMT -5
Chris takes the stairs and leaves his captive behind. Going on to the roof top he looks for a way out or other regular neopians.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 7, 2004 1:33:28 GMT -5
Suddenly AK looks across the street. "GKSKIS! Get away from here!" he yells. "It's too dangerou- NOOOOO!!!" As Gkskis turned to run, one of the n00b gunners hit him with a n00bifier. He shouted one sentence of gibberish before falling half-dead. AK dropped to his knees. "...SCREW... being... humane..." Setting the Report Rifle aside, AK unsheathed his katana and jumped into the crowd below. He landed on a n00b leader and proceeded to {censored due to violence}. Even then, the n00bs were only stunned for a moment, then began rushing at AK, who was looting what little these demented boarders had. Giving up hope of saving this part of town, AK wiped his sword on a n00b's shirt, then grabbed Gkskis in one arm and Kuro in the other. In moments he was off, with two forumers on his shoulders and the n00bs on his heels.
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Post by Kengplant on Sept 7, 2004 20:28:44 GMT -5
Finally the last of the outdoor items, with the exception of the dragon bud, wich was still chomping random n00bs into it's gigantic plant jaws. They all then rushed inside themselve, and locked the doors.
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Post by Chris on Sept 7, 2004 22:31:23 GMT -5
CHris watches he sees the regular neopians still running around below him. He waves his hands trying to tell them. "Noob free area"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2004 19:51:13 GMT -5
Sammy-Mew was running around. "THEY'RE AFTER ME! HELP ME! MY COBRALLS DON'T AFFECT THEM!" Ten n00bs were chasing Sammy-Mew shouting "LYkR, oNg, Ur Kobrals r soooooooo awsum!!!!11!!!GiMmE Ur pB RiTe nOw!!!11!!!" Sammy-Mew was surrounded. "Help me!" she yelled.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 13, 2004 20:39:05 GMT -5
After dropping his KOed friends off under the watchful eyes of his pets, AK raced back toward town, rifling two n00bs and a hapless scammer on the way. Grabbing a Pocket Lab Ray someone had dropped, AK shrunk his Report Rifle (I have 9 more) until it became the Report Pistol. Doing the same to one of the others, he shoved his two new pistols into his belt and took off at increased speed. He had to get to the bookstore. --- Back at the NeoHome... Haze, nothing but haze. Wait... numbers... letters... so familiar... where am I? Huh? Voices... "Hey, the guy's waking up." "Be careful! They've changed him, I can feel it!" "Keep the APRG on stun, he's still AK's friend, after all!" AK? Of course I'm AK's friend, but why do I feel like my I.Q. took a serious hit just now? And is this a Zen Couch? I didn't see a couch near the baaannkk... TBC... (Edit: We have a problem. In Neopets. The news is believed to be saying in the future that the GC is coming back! (I'll have to rewrite almost all my videogame design! Unless... I make my own added history!)) |
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Post by Sock on Sept 13, 2004 23:25:40 GMT -5
(I forgot about this RP  ; What happened? Are the n00bs still attacking Neopia Central? Someone, anyone, fill me in!) |
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 13, 2004 23:30:19 GMT -5
(Ya, they are. Kuro and good ol' Gkskis got hit by what we call "n00b rays". They... drain your I.Q. until you ARE A N00B! *high-pitched scream from nowhere* Take out ray-gunners and n00b leaders. Leaders have shirts that say "I R SM4RT!" on them.  ) (A near-full list of my weapons selections appears on the "Attack of the Gnomes" Thread. Just if anyone wanted to see it.) |
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Post by Sock on Sept 13, 2004 23:34:09 GMT -5
(K, thanks.)
"Kuro...A n00b. I can't believe it..." Sockmonk said.
"ONG I LUV UR PET KAN I HAV IT!11" A n00b screamed.
Sockmonk froze, as if her account had been frozen. She got back to normal in a few minutes, and fell to the ground, gasping. Greyweewoo slashed the n00b, and managed to kill it. She grabbed it's Neopoints.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 13, 2004 23:40:13 GMT -5
AK jumped up onto the roofs of the Marketplace shops. Below he could see n00bs running into shops, looting galleries, and getting frozen. AK took some potshots at passing n00bs as he jumped over the roofs, but he finally had to jumpdown and fight eight n00bs before he could break for the Bazaar again.
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Post by Eggz on Sept 13, 2004 23:46:19 GMT -5
Eggz hopped up from a pile of n00bs, laying on the ground. She giggled and threw the mallet behind her. Suddenly, a n00b came up to her and said "OMG!!!!111!oneone IZ DAT A PETPET??//?/ LYK OMG KAN I HAV IT?1/!!!!11oneone?1/!!" Eggz screamed. She wrestled the n00b for the mallard, shouting "NOO!! IT'S FOR MY GUILD!!!" Finally, she yoinked the mallard from the n00b's carrotty grasp and ran off to her guild and hid there. ((Yes, I did really donate a mallard to my guild... luckily no n00bs were there trying to steal it from me  )) |
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 13, 2004 23:54:25 GMT -5
(Indeedy. Y'know, this is the most involving RP that I've ever gotten into. Albeit a little late, yes, but wuteva.)
Finally, the Bazaar. But, all was definitly not well. Half the shops had been looted and burned! AK raced to the wreckage of the Defense Magic shop and grabbed a Force Field Shield System (I made that up). Using it in conjunction with a green invisihat, he made it to the Chocolate Factory, where he hid in an empty, broken chocolate mixer. He had to hide for now. After drilling lotsa little airholes, he pulled the cover shut and sat deep in thought.
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; What happened? Are the n00bs still attacking Neopia Central? Someone, anyone, fill me in!)
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