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Post by Chris on vacation on Aug 10, 2004 1:19:16 GMT -5
Chris struggles at breath as he kicks off some on the noobs on top of them. thye poke people with pickle pie.
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Post by Sock on Aug 10, 2004 19:29:09 GMT -5
"CHRIS!" Greyweewoo yelled.
She jumped in front of Chris, and slashed all of the N00bs. They all ran off.
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Post by Chris on Aug 10, 2004 20:14:45 GMT -5
"Whoa...: chris still looks stuned and has a shoe on his head from a dead noob. He stands up shaky. "the noobyness..." he shudders
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Aug 13, 2004 5:55:20 GMT -5
AK was walking home from the bank. He had taken out the NP he had been saving- 40,000 NP!- to get Birthday presents for his pets. All of a sudden there was a rumbling sound. S.C. ran up the street. "Ash! What is it?" he whimpered, not really liking the rumbling. But AK's eyes were hard as flint. "Take this and go." He said, pushing the bag into S.C.'s hands. Then... a crowd of severely spooked n00bs stampeded towards them... and stopped. S.C. could only say "Eep!"
The n00bs cried "g1ve m3 thoz NP!!!111oneoneeleven",
and lunged. S.C. ran off, and the n00bs turned their attention- and course- to AK and his inventory of rare itemy stuff. But the Sand Wedge of Doom was out of it's compartment and glinting like cold steel. "I never thought I'd see a good old fashioned N00B stampeded again" murmured the Mad Golfer. "It's good- I've been getting rusty!" And with that, he lunged. N00bs tried to grab at his pockets and backpack, but all were zippered shut. N00bs fell unconcious under the titanium head of the Sand Wedge like wheat before the scythe.
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 13, 2004 10:37:21 GMT -5
((LOL! cool wepaon AK! FORE!))
Keng and lunelupe began slashing their way twards their neohome, hoping that they had not gotten in, of vourse, it was hard enough to get in WITH a key, the door was just so stubborn. Keng took out her neowarts wand, true she was not in school and should not be performing magic, but... she was allowed to in emergencies, and this most certainly qualified.
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Post by Sock on Aug 13, 2004 11:27:48 GMT -5
Greyweewoo slashed a n00b. The n00b ran off, holding his side (Where Greyweewoo had hit him). Sockmonk glanced at a nearby tree, and grabbed some apples off of it. She ate one, and threw the rest at the n00bs.
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Post by Chris on Aug 13, 2004 11:58:29 GMT -5
Chris picks up his giant sword off the ground and smacks a noob that was screaming at the shopkeeper. "EVIL NOOBS" he raves.
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Post by Kuro on Aug 19, 2004 12:23:10 GMT -5
((Woo, I kinda left this RP but I'm joining again! OMG LOLOLOL. XD))
As Kuro made her way back home, she was suddenly tackled to the ground by an insane, screaming nutcase.
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOFGDOGJ I GAT A NORMIL PPLZ!11/E/32535"
Kuro recognized this atrocious butchering of the English language, which could only boil down to one thing - n00b.
"Let me GO!" she shreiked, struggling under the n00bs weight.
"NEVUR!11 OMG GET DA RAY!!1111" the n00b called.
"Ray..?" Kuro muttered. She managed to look up and to her horror, she saw a n00b aiming a handheld ray gun at her forehead.
"OMG U G2G 2 AUR SYDE" he said, resting his finger on the trigger.
"Wait! What are you-" Kuro began, but the n00b cut her off by firing a scarlet-colored ray into her head. Kuro winced, feeling every last trace of intelligence that separated her from the n00bs begin to float away. After a few moments, Kuro slowly opened her eyes, then her mouth.
"LOL!!1" she suddenly screamed. "OMGOMG ASL?!1/ I R A HAWT SINGUL GURL LUKN 4 LUV!1 WIL U GIV ME DA NPZZZ!?!?1/2324"
"RALEES HUR" the ray-n00b ordered. "SHI IZ 1 UV US NOW" The n00b who still had Kuro pinned to the ground got off of her back, letting her bolt up and go rampaging down the street, breathlessly spouting off chatspeak like the n00by little lunatic she had become.
((DUN. DUN. DUUUNNN.))
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Post by Chris on Aug 19, 2004 19:03:55 GMT -5
CHris see Kuro get hit with the raygun. "Oooh shoot..." He tackles Kuro and shakes her. "SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" He keeps his sword ready.
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Post by Kuro on Aug 19, 2004 20:10:58 GMT -5
CHris see Kuro get hit with the raygun. "Oooh shoot..." He tackles Kuro and shakes her. "SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" He keeps his sword ready. "OMGOMGOMG U R RAPORTID 4 BEIN MEEN" Kuro shouted, though she had no form to report him with. "FREEZ HEM ADIM OMG!!11" "OMG GET HEM" a n00b called, charging at Chris screaming "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" as his battle cry. |
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 19, 2004 22:28:32 GMT -5
"INCENDIA!" yelled keng, hitting the ray-noob in the chest, the n00b quikly caught fire. She pointed her wand at the n00b who had pinned down kuro. Her opponent dived for the ray gun, wich the flamming ray-n00b had dropped in his panic, and aimed it at Keng. He pulled the trigger, "PROTEGO!" she shouted, her fingers were crossed, hoping that the charm would work on N00b weaponry.
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Post by Chris on Aug 20, 2004 1:42:03 GMT -5
Chris uses a plastic bag and stuffs it in Kuro's mouth. "Sorry I had to do it." He swings her over his back and runs off with her. Glancing back at the noobs behind him. He shudders again thinking about being buryed under noobs.
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Aug 22, 2004 20:14:22 GMT -5
Lemmy breathed deeply, and ran into the next room to change into the varia suit from Metroid Prime. "NOW TO KICK SOME N00BS BEHINDS!" she yelled, and shot a n00b with a freeze ray.
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Post by Chris on Aug 23, 2004 3:11:03 GMT -5
Chris just kept running hoping to get away. He hides in the bank to catch his breath.
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 24, 2004 3:33:31 GMT -5
Keng and Lunelupe finally reached their neohome to find shere_kong the kougra, Razor_Griff the eyrie, and ice_roket the poogle, defending the gardens. And good thing to because n00bs were trying to grab anything they could off the lawn, including her prized tropical pond and lightnig fern. But her dragon bud was certainly doing a good job, she noted two pairs of legs hanging out and kiking from it's mouth.
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