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Post by Sock on Sept 13, 2004 23:57:21 GMT -5
(EGGZ! YAY! ^^) Greyweewoo heard a noise. A horrible noise. She turned her head, and slashed a n00b hard. The n00b fell to the ground, bleeding. The report form, or Neopets staff, finished the n00b of by freezing it in time. Never would this n00b be seen again. "Wow...That was cool." Sockmonk said. Greyweewoo didn't answer. She kept walking, and slashing random n00bs.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 14, 2004 0:06:11 GMT -5
Running low on stamina after being chased from the mixer {chasing part not shown due to graphic violence to n00bs}, AK whipped out his Report Pistols and began firin' away. *bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangch-chikt* "Stop. Open. Reload. Close." AK was repeating an old bit of gibberish that helped him cut down reload time. Sixteen n00bs were frozen before AK had to reload, but twenty-four rose to take their places. He'd have to warp out soon if this kept up.
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Post by Eggz on Sept 14, 2004 0:09:03 GMT -5
((I'm from the first page, and I noticed this thread was still alive so I came back ^_^)) Eggz finished putting together a mega-report-auto-shooting-machine-gun. She loaded it with Freeze darts and started firing furiously at the n00bs. ((MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XDD))
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Post by Sock on Sept 14, 2004 0:11:10 GMT -5
(Whoops. I forgot ; Um, yay anyways!) "Eggz, Eggz, Eggz!" Sockmonk yelled out, waving at Eggz. "Over here!" "Why does everyone else have an awesome freeze weapon and all I've got is the report form and a sword..." Greyweewoo whispered to herself.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 14, 2004 0:12:02 GMT -5
As Eggz took over holding the n00bs off, AK crawled to the rear lines, collapsing in a Green Cross bed set up by the Hospital and Green Cross of Neopia. "Ah, cocoa..." AK murmured, drinking it all and falling asleep before the nurse pulled the curtain shut.
(Hey, Sockmonk, take a Report Rifle and a lotta spare magazines of ammo. It reports whatever its "report bullets" hit. It's my own invention, and I have six left at home. (Yours, my newly-altered pistols, and mine make up the four others))
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Post by Eggz on Sept 14, 2004 0:23:51 GMT -5
Eggz kept firing at the n00bs. Almost all of them were frozen, when suddenly..
"Uh oh." Eggz ran out of freeze darts. The remaining n00bs marches up to Eggz and surrounded her, attacking her with her n00bness.
"GIVE ME NPZ!!11!oneone!1!eleven" "OMG LYK KAN I HAV UR PETZ?1?1?!!" "HELP ME GET PUBLISHD!11!!"
The n00bs surrounded Eggz in a tight circle...
((EDIT: Whoops, sorry, stretched out the board there.))
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Post by Sock on Sept 14, 2004 0:28:21 GMT -5
"EGGZ!" Sockmonk screamed, taking a flying leap towards the n00bs. "What are you doing?!" Greyweewoo yelled. "You could get yourself killed!" Sockmonk looked down at the n00bs. None of them could see her. She kicked one in the back. All of them turned when the other n00b fell to the ground. They all charged at her. "AVADA KEDAVRA!" Sockmonk yelled, clutching her wand tightly. All of the n00bs fell to the ground, dead. Sockmonk began to grab their Neopoints. "Wow." Greyweewoo said. "That was awesome."
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Post by Chris on Sept 14, 2004 1:13:58 GMT -5
Chris just pulls out a gernade and throws it over into the swarm of noobs. *BOOM* "Oooh! Shiny flames...."
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Post by Sock on Sept 14, 2004 11:11:45 GMT -5
(Greyweewoo would never use bullets like that or anything. She just complains alot )
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 14, 2004 15:27:51 GMT -5
Suddenly the ground began to rumble. "I was afraid of this!" AK shouted over the roar. "We've been fighting only Newbie Board n00bs all this time! Here come... the Help n00bs." And with that, an army of n00bs twice the size of the original one plowed over the hill, destroying things all around them. Refreshed, AK reloaded his pistols and jammed them back into their holsters. Drawing the Sand Wedge, he prepared for a fight.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2004 16:38:29 GMT -5
((I'm guessing no one is paying attention to me...I'll just leave then, ))
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Post by Sock on Sept 14, 2004 16:40:17 GMT -5
(SAMMY! Don't leave!) Greyweewoo was surronded by n00bs. Sockmonk was as well. "Sammy, a little help?" She asked. (See! I'm paying attention to you!
Oh yeah, and this is pretty offtopic, but does anyone want to join my guild on Greyweewoo, The Weewoo Unit?)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2004 16:46:17 GMT -5
"Meep!" Sammy yelled. "I'm in need of a little help over here!" N00bs were climbing over her. But it was no use. She summoned her Cobralls again, but they did no damage to the annoying n00bs. Soon, a beam was shot and missed Sammy by two inches. It was the n00b ray.
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Post by Sock on Sept 14, 2004 16:50:35 GMT -5
"SAMMY!" Greyweewoo yelled. She tossed her extra dagger to Sammy. "Catch!" She yelled.
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Post by ashketchum173175 on Sept 14, 2004 16:53:12 GMT -5
AK yanked out a charge of C-4 and hurled at the n00bs assailing Sammy. Whirling around, he pulled two more charges and threw them towards Sockmonk and Grayweewoo. Pressing a button on his master command remote, all three were freed and a path was blasted open. "C'mon!" he yelled. "To my house! I don't wanna have to save you all again!" They ran off, heading for the transparishield tower in the distance.
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