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Post by Sock on Aug 5, 2004 18:00:49 GMT -5
Sockmonk tackled one of the N00bs and grabbed his lasso. With it, she lassoed the other n00bs.
"Great job." Greyweewoo said.
"Thanks ^^" Sockmonk replied.
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Post by Chris on Aug 6, 2004 1:47:58 GMT -5
Chris catches up with the noobs at the bank and is cornered, by a pack of noobs with battle domw weapons. Chris knocks out a bunch of them but is overwhelmed by their noobyness. "THE NOOBYNESS!!>" Then he is buryed under a mountain of noobs and blacks out....
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Post by Kuro on Aug 6, 2004 3:43:11 GMT -5
While Kuro was being carried away, what the n00b said suddenly smacked her upside the head as she translated what was said to her.
"W-wait!" she cried. "Why are you capturing me? I'm not anywhere near normal!"
"why the fail stfu u r d normilz bcuz u kan talk normily so dat meenz u havta b kapturdeded" one of the n00bs said.
"Just because I speak normally doesn't mean I'm normal," Kuro said, a scheme brewing in her mind. "If you let me go for a minute, I can show you just how abnormal I am."
The n00bs, who unfortuneately for them are the gullible and naive type, agreed to let her go for a moment. Kuro immediately whipped out a can of pepper spray and sprayed it into the eyes of the n00bs, grabbed her groceries and briskly made her escape while the n00bs were screaming in pain, smirking to herself.
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Post by drphyzzy on Aug 6, 2004 13:25:12 GMT -5
(Hello, I'm new! I love the NT!!  ) "ONG!11!! LYK DERES ANOTER 1 HER!!" Diana, Thee NeoQuest Freak, awoke to the sounds of "ONGOMGOMGOMG!!!1111!!" and crashes one early morning. "WHO JUST WOKE ME UP FROM MY GOLD NEOQUEST II TROPHY DREAM??!!" she shouted out to her garden, which was a desert in the midst of a forest. Diana tramped outside to see two noobs with in baggy clothes looking back and forth. Diana grabbed her bow and arrows and stepped into the parched garden. "LYK OMG!! GIMME UR NPZ OR ESE I IZ GONNA KILL THS GARDEN!!111" shouted a noob with curly hair. The other bald noob seized the rope from his companion and started wounding it around her. "Uhh...why are you tying me up like this?" asked the ignorant NeoQuester. "WERE GONNA TAK OVR NEOPIA BY KAPTORING AL THEZ NORMA PPLZ!! MWHAHAH!" was the reply. Indignant that she was classified as "normal", Diana smashed her bow against the foot of her captor as hard as she could. Finally free, she grabbed the nearest arrow and aimed this towards the bald noob. "Y'know, I can split a hair on your friend's head from 500 yards away...blindfolded....with this..." she held up her golden weapon. "So, I advise you to run as fast as you can before I do so and then call my little friend King Terask down here so he can obliterate your species..." "U KANT DO DAT!!" challenged the curly noob. In a singsong voice, the NeoQuester said, "Oh, Terask!!" With that, she saw the two noobs sprinting off in a blink of an eye... "Who knew I can bluff so well?" she whispered to herself as she went in to set up her NeoQuest II game... |
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Post by Chris on Aug 6, 2004 14:49:54 GMT -5
Noobs start raining down... Literaly. they climb into the windows and EAT YOU!!!!!
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 6, 2004 15:00:29 GMT -5
There were to many lasoo weilding n00bs down there and thew ceiling was only so high, in reach of the lassos. She felt a rope tighten around her ankle, they had gotten lunelupe too, who was beating his wings furiously to get away, but it was no use, they pulled us both to the ground and tied us up, putting a muzzle on lunelupe, with much difficulty, as lunlupe nearly killed a few of them. "WHooH hOO! 1's got a Dargn LuP3!" creid one squeezing lunelupe in a hug. Lunelupe whipped the noob with his tail.
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Post by Spot on Aug 6, 2004 22:45:11 GMT -5
Lycos and Nightfire dove into the crowd, plowing through n00bs. Lycos whipped out a knife and cut the ropes that held Lunelupe and Keng, and proceeded to hold the noobs at bay.
"You better get your Lupe out of here!" Lyocs shouted to Keng. "I'm just lucky I haven't painted nightfire fire yet," Lycos muttered under her breath.
"Lycos?" There's too many for me to handle," nightfire yelled out.
"Just hang in there!" Lycos replied, sweating from the work of batting off noobs with her homerun bat.
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Post by Sock on Aug 6, 2004 22:46:46 GMT -5
(Okay, what's happenin'? I kinda missed quite a bit...)
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 7, 2004 12:38:48 GMT -5
Keng made a gesture to Lycos, Lunelupe translated it into "Thank you" Keng then piked up a long pointy stick and began swiping it at the n00bs, "And I'm not going to miss out on n00b bashing." added lunelupe, pulling out his iron lupe sword, and his leaf shield, the rest of his wepons were locked down so only he could access them.
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 7, 2004 12:39:47 GMT -5
(Okay, what's happenin'? I kinda missed quite a bit...) ((The n00bs are trying to take over neopia and are going to enslave all of the non-n00bs)) |
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Aug 8, 2004 10:21:57 GMT -5
"YOU CAN'T INSLAVE ME!" Shouted Lemmy as she zapped everybody with her Neowarts wand. Everybody fell over laughing.
"GIMME UR NPS OR I WILL NSLAVE U AGAIN!11!1!!11!" Shouted a n00b latching on Lemmy's leg.
"NEVAR!" Lemmy shouted as she swung from a rope hung conveniently on the celing.
((Wow. This board..... LIVES! I missed SO much! xD))
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Post by Spot on Aug 8, 2004 12:03:09 GMT -5
"I think we need a distraction," Lycos muttered. "Here goes nothing ... "
"LYK OMG!!!!11! Ther darign PB for 1np!!11 one!1 theys THAT WAY!!!"
::point direction::
Suddenly, the hoard of noobs began to scream even more, and the stampede changed course towards ... Meridell.
"NEVER in my life will I do that again," Lycos hissed in disgust. "Chatspeak ..." ::shudder::
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Post by Sock on Aug 8, 2004 12:36:53 GMT -5
Greyweewoo kept slashing n00bs, and humming softly to herself.
"NO! MERIDELL! THAT'S WHERE I LIVE!" Sockmonk screamed.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2004 21:31:06 GMT -5
As brymax406 went to the boards,he saw nothing but n00b boards all over all boards!He went away then a n00b came and took him away!"Noooo!!!!Where are you taking me?"he asked."Lyke 2 owr LAr!!!11!!!"the n00b said in a chat speak."NOOOO!!!!I'm a prisioner...."and he was thrown into the n00b lair jail.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2004 21:35:03 GMT -5
brymax406 sobbed in the cage muttering about n00bs are evil.Then he remembered his laser-that-can-break-through-everything laser was in his pocket.He lasered the cage to break free.He was free and ran back to his neohome.
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Thanks, Leoness! ^__^