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Post by Breakingchains on Nov 12, 2023 14:17:07 GMT -5
This was a sign I saw on the side of the road advertising a garage sale, but the choice of words for it was... interesting. As I'm driving past, all I see from the corner of my eye are the words "BOY MOM PURGE." OK I mean, see, I know what she meant by this, but my mind also goes straight to the "The Purge" movies and that creates a very weird mental image...
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Post by Twillie on Nov 12, 2023 14:49:15 GMT -5
Exactly xD Like, if I go to the address listed, am I going to get a garage sale or a spectator event where boy moms duke it out until only one remains?
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Post by Gelquie on Nov 12, 2023 15:02:23 GMT -5
Exactly xD Like, if I go to the address listed, am I going to get a garage sale or a spectator event where boy moms duke it out until only one remains? If you want the latter, just go to a local boys soccer game where they do that by proxy.
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Post by Gelquie on Nov 23, 2023 13:06:02 GMT -5
Went to Urgent Care. (I'll be okay.)
Receptionist: "Hi! How are you doing?" Me: "...Well, I'm here, so." Receptionist: "Oh, right. Maybe that was a bad question. xD "
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Post by Breakingchains on Nov 25, 2023 18:02:33 GMT -5
Context: My boyfriend delivers pizzas
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Post by Celestial on Jan 14, 2024 7:05:49 GMT -5
At the Irish border last night:
Thundy: *hands over American passport to the border guard as that was what he was travelling on* Border guard: What is the purpose of your visit? Thundy: Transit, we are flying out tomorrow. Border guard: Where are you going? Thundy: Britain Border guard: What will you be doing there? Thundy: I live there. Border guard: *flicks through his American passport, immediately suspicious* Where is your UK permit? Thundy: *pulls out his British passport* Border guard: *no more questions, stamps us through*
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