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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 29, 2005 20:24:09 GMT -5
I always liked this board, so I thought we should bring it back. Post funny quotes from your day here. Mom: You spent your last week at camp, so you'd better relax today. Me: Gee, I'll try. Dad: Don't try too hard, we don't want you exerting yourself. Me: I wonder if a googleplex plus one is a prime number? Adam: No, I think it's divisible by seven. Me: ... Now I'm scared. Me: *Reading Guiness World Records* This man wasted sixteen years of his life doing nothing but type the numbers "One" to "One million", and all he got out of it was a mention in this book! Adam: Maybe they give people a million dollars if they break a record? Me: No they don't... *looks in the book* Who would they give the money to for this record: "World's largest canyon"? Adam: They'd throw the money into the canyon. Me: Wouldn't that be a waste of money? Adam: Of course it would! Person being interviewed in the news on TV: This summer's been really crappy so far. Me *watching*: Wouldn't it be funny if the reporter said something stupid like "'Crappy' is an understatement"? Adam: Heheh. Reporter: 'Crappy' is an understatement... Adam and I: *Start laughing uncontrollably*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2005 20:41:23 GMT -5
My sister: Did you know that a Capybara is as big as a sheep? Me: No. And a sheep is how big? My sister: *shows me the book she's reading* See, this picture has a capybara next to an average 10 year old. Me: And an average 10 year old is how big? (that went on for ages)
*at a restaurant with some friends* Lilly: Look out the window! It's the guy from Maroon 5! Matthew: *looks out window* He's not there! Me: Look out the window! It's Usher! Matthew: I'm not falling for that again. Lilly: Look out the window! It's a girl taking her top off! Matthew: *looks out window* Where?!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2005 21:16:08 GMT -5
Sarah: *walks into homeroom* Hi Mr. Wiggins! *turns to me* So, my sister was caught near a river with some friends by my dad. They were slapping each other with jellyfish.
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Post by char on Aug 29, 2005 21:50:12 GMT -5
Joel's Friend: -talking like a madman during some cheesy movie- Old Crusty Woman: -leans over and whispers- Shh! We're trying to watch the movie! Joel's Friend: Oh, sorry. I forgot!
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Post by Retired Blub on Aug 29, 2005 21:52:37 GMT -5
Me: *opening an Amazon box* Oooh, wierd! They put air sealed bags to protect the items! I wonder if I can squeeze it! *bag pops extremely loudly and hurts hand* Urgh, how was I supposed to know this?
*bag reads 'Do Not Pop'*
Me: .....
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Dominique: Yay, school is starting in four days!
Me: Urgh, don't remind me. Stupid homework, and teachers, and blah.
Dominique: Hey, at least we get to make fun of the dumb 7th graders that everyone in the school hates!
Me: Oh yeah!...This year is gonna pwn. ^_^
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2005 22:18:25 GMT -5
Mom: Erika, I don't want you to ever smoke. Erika: I won't mom, you're my inspiration. I mean, if I smoke, I might look like YOU in 20 years!
Tv: *Clown walks by.* Erika: omg, QUICK! SOMEONE, GET ME SOME EGGS! I'VE GOT A TARGET!!!
Arthur (on TV):I'm YOU. Erika: STFU NOOB. Kelsie:Ummm... Erika: ST.FU!?! Where's St.Fu? ST.FU! ST.FU!!!
Dad: Erika, it's 11! Erika (in bed(asleep, you perverts)): OH BOY! Dad: You're awake? Erika: Yeah, I'll be down in a minute! I just want to get ready for a bright new day! Dad: OK! Erika: OK! Dad: *Leaves room.* Erika: *Goes back to sleep.*
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Aug 29, 2005 22:20:33 GMT -5
Me: *Reading Guiness World Records* This man wasted sixteen years of his life doing nothing but type the numbers "One" to "One million", and all he got out of it was a mention in this book! Adam: Maybe they give people a million dollars if they break a record? Me: No they don't... *looks in the book* Who would they give the money to for this record: "World's largest canyon"? Adam: They'd throw the money into the canyon. Me: Wouldn't that be a waste of money? Adam: Of course it would! That acutaly sounds like On Kawara's work. He's a really amazing artist. ...did I also mention that he is filty stinking rich as well as insanely famous? [/art geek]
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Post by Cow-winkle on Aug 29, 2005 22:44:35 GMT -5
Me: *Reading Guiness World Records* This man wasted sixteen years of his life doing nothing but type the numbers "One" to "One million", and all he got out of it was a mention in this book! Adam: Maybe they give people a million dollars if they break a record? Me: No they don't... *looks in the book* Who would they give the money to for this record: "World's largest canyon"? Adam: They'd throw the money into the canyon. Me: Wouldn't that be a waste of money? Adam: Of course it would! That acutaly sounds like On Kawara's work. He's a really amazing artist. ...did I also mention that he is filty stinking rich as well as insanely famous? [/art geek] Typing from one to one million, or throwing money into a canyon? Adam: *Reading forest fire warning level* "High". Me: Hello. Random Guy: Pamela Anderson has had so much plastic surgery, I'll bet she poops plastic.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2005 22:44:49 GMT -5
While Nick, Mike, Brendan, and I were biking on an 11 mile long trail...
Nick: Mike! Take off your shirt and show us your hot nude body!
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Aug 29, 2005 23:37:21 GMT -5
That acutaly sounds like On Kawara's work. He's a really amazing artist. ...did I also mention that he is filty stinking rich as well as insanely famous? [/art geek] Typing from one to one million, or throwing money into a canyon? Adam: *Reading forest fire warning level* "High". Me: Hello. Random Guy: Pamela Anderson has had so much plastic surgery, I'll bet she poops plastic. Typing one to one million. He has an art piece where he records all the years of the Earth - all of them. From the billions of years ago when the Earth started to now. Basicly it's just the years (1,000,000,000 B.C. to 1990, I think), but it's a lot. Plus the book set sells for $900 and people buy it. A lot of them do. I had to do some research on the guy and a musem paid about $10,000 for a painting he did which was just a date. And those sorts of paintings he does every day (he literally makes one a day, which is why they are so famous). All in all, he's famous and rich.
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Post by Stal on Aug 30, 2005 0:02:12 GMT -5
Typing from one to one million, or throwing money into a canyon? Adam: *Reading forest fire warning level* "High". Me: Hello. Random Guy: Pamela Anderson has had so much plastic surgery, I'll bet she poops plastic. Typing one to one million. He has an art piece where he records all the years of the Earth - all of them. From the billions of years ago when the Earth started to now. Basicly it's just the years (1,000,000,000 B.C. to 1990, I think), but it's a lot. Plus the book set sells for $900 and people buy it. A lot of them do. I had to do some research on the guy and a musem paid about $10,000 for a painting he did which was just a date. And those sorts of paintings he does every day (he literally makes one a day, which is why they are so famous). All in all, he's famous and rich. Does this sicken anyone else that a guy can get rich by selling representations of a date?
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Post by rmuecke on Aug 30, 2005 1:50:21 GMT -5
Me: Hi Ruth! Ruth: Hi Bec! Kayla: Hi Ruth and Bec! Ruth and Me: Hi Kayla! Victoria: Hi Bec, Ruth and Kayla! Ruth, Kayla and me: Hi Vic! (Ruth goes to bathroom)
(Ruth comes back from bathroom) Ruth, Kayla and me: Hi again Ruth! Ruth: Hi again Bec!
(this went on, and on, and on...)
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Post by Linnen Malfoy on Aug 30, 2005 6:32:48 GMT -5
Typing one to one million. He has an art piece where he records all the years of the Earth - all of them. From the billions of years ago when the Earth started to now. Basicly it's just the years (1,000,000,000 B.C. to 1990, I think), but it's a lot. Plus the book set sells for $900 and people buy it. A lot of them do. I had to do some research on the guy and a musem paid about $10,000 for a painting he did which was just a date. And those sorts of paintings he does every day (he literally makes one a day, which is why they are so famous). All in all, he's famous and rich. Does this sicken anyone else that a guy can get rich by selling representations of a date? Well, there is a deep artistic meaning behind this that is acutaly really intresting. It's better than one artist I studied who sold her used toilet paper.
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Post by Kiddo on Aug 30, 2005 6:50:45 GMT -5
Does this sicken anyone else that a guy can get rich by selling representations of a date? Well, there is a deep artistic meaning behind this that is acutaly really intresting. It's better than one artist I studied who sold her used toilet paper. And underneath all the deep artistic meaning my head is going, "yanno, I could write a program to do that exact same thing in less than a day."
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Post by Elcie on Aug 30, 2005 7:27:38 GMT -5
(We were playing a review game, girls against boys, to see who could get more definitions right on the board.) Kirstie: I know that one! *runs up and starts writing* Andrew: *looks horrified* Joe, DO something! Just... just write anything! Joe: *runs up and writes* Mrs. K: No, Kirstie got that one. Joe: *looks at the board* No, don't you see it? L... sort of... O... maybe a T... Andrew: I see "soon..." but...
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