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Post by Liou on Dec 27, 2021 7:39:20 GMT -5
"Are you in the loo??" "Yes!" "Were you... speaking to someone?" "Yes, to the spider in the loo!" "Oh."
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Post by Celestial on Apr 23, 2022 8:58:31 GMT -5
My paternal gran: If you're sick, you should stay in bed. Use that time to read a book. Me, who has been lying in bed but looking at memes: Yes...read a book...
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Post by Twillie on May 20, 2022 19:36:05 GMT -5
Neighbor at the door: Hey, is one of your cats missing? (referencing a wandering black cat in the neighborhood)
Me, a person who lives with three cats: Oh no, we don't have any cats here. ....Wait.
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Post by Lizica on Jul 12, 2022 17:52:00 GMT -5
"Why is it 'Middle Tennessee'? Why don't people say 'Central Tennessee'? [...] 'Middle Tennessee' makes me think of Middle Earth." "That's definitely what Tolkien intended." "So when you go into the west, you drive out to Memphis--" "--and just never come back." "Yes."
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Post by Celestial on Aug 13, 2022 15:27:48 GMT -5
My grandma: My luck has been dreadful! First the war, now there are no mushrooms!
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Post by Allison on Dec 18, 2022 14:53:02 GMT -5
I kind of love it when my pastor is trying to be as inoffensive as possible to young/sensitive ears....
"So if you're driving in Philadelphia, people might tell you you're number one, but they use a different finger."
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Post by Gelquie on Dec 26, 2022 18:42:18 GMT -5
Little sister gave me some wrapped-up gift cards. I opened one of mine while the others were busy with other gifts.
Little Sister: *Turns around.* "Oh, is that for me?" Me: "No, it's from you." Little Sister: "Oh." xD Me: xD "'Here's your present, now give it back.'"
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Post by Liou on Jan 2, 2023 14:23:00 GMT -5
Me at work a week ago: uuugh better start counting the number of times we'll hear the super original joke "see you next year" Me at home on the 31st: hehe no Pipsqueak you've eaten enough for this year, you'll have to wait til next year to eat your next meal, hehehe Cat: O.O
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Pipsqueak: sitting in a box, crinkling some paper we provided Me: the cat is in the office, doing paperwork.
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Post by Thorn on Apr 10, 2023 6:25:19 GMT -5
"No film is 3.5 times as good as Shrek."
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Post by downrightdude on Apr 12, 2023 23:39:19 GMT -5
I don't get it when people says something lived "rent free" in their minds.
Or should I be charging rent to the millions of thoughts that are constantly ravashing my mind?
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Post by Twillie on Jun 28, 2023 20:41:36 GMT -5
Maybe a bit of a stretch for this thread, but this was me today:
Me at work: Ugh, this day is going so slow, there's been nothing to do. I guess that's a good thing though, that I'm doing my job well enough that there's not a lot of problems to fix later?
My brain, immediately: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 16, 2023 20:40:15 GMT -5
Mom: "Who's ChadGPT?"
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Post by Stephanie (swordlilly) on Sept 25, 2023 15:34:08 GMT -5
My prof: (with a deadpan expression) Have you read the university policy on ChatGPT?
Me: No, I haven't. o.o
Prof: That's because there isn't one. xD
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Post by Lizica on Sept 30, 2023 22:25:57 GMT -5
Dad: *on his phone* What does OTP mean? Me: *automatically, not even turning around* It stands for "One True Pairing." Dad: What?? Me: *suddenly remembering that ordinary tech terms use those letters, too* *turning around* ....Uhhhh, what're you looking at, what's the context
((It was One Time Password. XDD;;; ))
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Post by Twillie on Nov 11, 2023 13:59:07 GMT -5
This was a sign I saw on the side of the road advertising a garage sale, but the choice of words for it was... interesting. As I'm driving past, all I see from the corner of my eye are the words "BOY MOM PURGE."
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