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Post by downrightdude on Feb 15, 2024 17:53:06 GMT -5
Start your oven to 1000 F and leave it open. If you're lucky, the heat will warm up your house in minutes!
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Help! I'm drowning in Valentines!
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 15, 2024 23:26:34 GMT -5
Clearly you need less friends! Snub the Valentines and start picking on people!
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Itchy skin condition itches. What do?
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Post by Stephanie (swordlilly) on Feb 15, 2024 23:57:21 GMT -5
Put on aaallllll the lotion. Like, ALL of it.
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I feel like people are gossiping about me at work, and not in a good way. What can I do about it? >:C
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Post by downrightdude on Feb 16, 2024 0:29:10 GMT -5
Gossip goes both way. If they're talking about, then you should talk about them!
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What should I take over next?
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Post by June Scarlet on Feb 17, 2024 18:00:50 GMT -5
Take over the wheel for me! This street is pretty empty, it'll be no problem, right?
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I'm so excited I just can't hide it. How do I hide it?
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Post by downrightdude on Feb 17, 2024 18:20:25 GMT -5
Forget what you're excited about, and you'll be able to hide it. Then you'll wind up with a pleasant surprise with a dash of deja vu!
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I want a teddy demon!
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 17, 2024 20:17:54 GMT -5
Well, better get to summoning actual demons and making pacts with them! By the end of your tasks, you'll have the best teddy demon you could ever have!
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I want to fill out some forms ahead of time, but I don't have a printer at home, and writing it out without them is impractical. Digital submissions are not accepted. How can I get an early physical copy of the forms?
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Post by Killix on Feb 18, 2024 15:03:05 GMT -5
Recreate the forms by hand using tracing paper and a black sharpie. Then you'll be able to create and fill as many physical forms as you need!
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I need to do some maintenance around the house. What should I do to feel motivated to get started?
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Post by downrightdude on Feb 19, 2024 0:47:33 GMT -5
Binge watch Bob the Builder. Then you'll be in the mood after your 100+ hour marathon.
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I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
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Post by RielCZ on Feb 23, 2024 1:36:31 GMT -5
That's not a problem, that's a solution. Nae, THE solution, to all of life's problems. Need to go to work and make money? Just stay at home and eat Cocoa Puffs, those are more valuable than money. Need help getting rid of the mice in your house because all the Cocoa Puffs laying around? Starve the little [redacted]s by eating more Cocoa Puffs instead. Need to pay taxes? Sorry, government, all you get is Cocoa Puffs. Simple and effective. *** Various academic journals aren't accepting my papers and I need one more publication to graduate. What should I do about this matter?
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Post by Stephanie (swordlilly) on Feb 23, 2024 1:50:49 GMT -5
Master the art of hypnotism. Then find out the work address of whoever is in charge of the journal that you want to get into. Travel to their location, look them in the eye, and go, "Yooooouuuuu shaaaaalllll acceeeeeepppt myyyyy papeerrrrr..."
Then bask in the glory of acceptance. ^u^
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It's nearly Friday of reading week already and I haven't done half the things I wanted to do this break. :< How do I get more time?
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Post by downrightdude on Feb 23, 2024 17:42:06 GMT -5
Simple: Just don't go back to your workplace/school! Then you can par-tay everyday until you're ready to go back....eventually.
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The Llama Mafia are after me!
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 4, 2024 23:28:05 GMT -5
I'm sure if you approach them nicely and agree to what the Mafia wants, nothing bad will happen to you~
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My fingers get cold easily, and gloves only do so much. What can I do?
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Post by downrightdude on Mar 5, 2024 1:04:06 GMT -5
Heat a chunk of coal and hold that in your hands all day. That'll stop those shivers!
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I missed out on getting something I really wanted. How should I punish the world?
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 7, 2024 23:05:21 GMT -5
Make others feel a similar pain. Start stealing their stuff! And be sure to leave a calling card. This is vengeance quest, not a hidey quest!
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I'm starting to get burned out on a project, but I'm expected to keep making progress. How can I refresh?
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