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Post by Gelquie on Feb 3, 2018 21:29:29 GMT -5
We all have our problems, and sometimes we need to ask for help or advice. And sometimes you get really good advice! Sometimes you get okay advice. Sometimes you get advice you end up not using.
...And sometimes you get really bad advice.
This game is about getting bad advice.
So basically, I'll start by posing a problem that the next poster will give advice on. The next poster will then give me absolutely terrible advice. Said advice can be as ridiculous as you want! Then after they've given the advice, they will then pose a problem of their own, one that can also be as ridiculous or non-ridiculous as they want. It does not have to be a problem the poster actually has.
(Please don't take this thread as a serious method of asking about problems for advice. This is not the place. You will not get a good response.)
Example:
Next poster:
Without further ado!
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My glasses lens are getting a bit scratched up. What should I do about it?
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Post by Twillie on Feb 4, 2018 0:30:48 GMT -5
Get some nice candid shots of those lenses, sell them and the actual pair off to the nearest contemporary museum, and become an overnight sensation! Don't worry about losing your pair of glasses, though, with the money I'm sure you'll make as the Next Big Thing, you can buy as many pairs as you want :3 And if not, well hey, they speculate that Van Gogh had poor eyesight, so clearly you can still get through life without seeing well ;3
I've got not enough chip, but too much dip. What should I do?
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Feb 4, 2018 0:37:10 GMT -5
Okay, take your chips and break them in half. Now you have twice as many chips and the same amount of dip. Now break those in half. And then break those in half... If you keep up this process, then you get infinity chips! I wouldn't go that far, since you won't have enough dip for your chips, but that's another topic all together.
I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning. Help me, please.
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Post by Shinko on Feb 4, 2018 0:42:58 GMT -5
Well your solution seems obvious to me; sleep on the floor! Then when you wake up you won’t have trouble getting out of bed because you weren’t in bed to begin with.
My cats cry to be fed, even when their dish HAS food. Plz advise!
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 4, 2018 0:52:00 GMT -5
Clearly they must be reticent about eating their food. They just need a little persuasion! Pick up their dish and start eating. If you have it and if they feel they'll miss out on food, they'll suddenly want it!
I keep losing motivation on homework. Any suggestions on how to keep myself at it?
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Post by June Scarlet on Feb 13, 2018 19:20:14 GMT -5
Hire a cheerleading squad to cheer you on to homework victory! That'll keep you motivated!
What should I do this summer?
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Post by Twillie on Feb 13, 2018 19:54:32 GMT -5
Ooh, hmm, there's just too many options to choose from ',:T Perhaps you can move to Australia for the oncoming summer, that way it'll still be winter for you and you'll have more time to think of what to do for next summer! =D
I've got a lot of projects on my shoulders, both school related and personal. How might I better balance them?
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Post by Rabbit ♠ on Feb 13, 2018 20:04:19 GMT -5
Simple. You get a scale. Scales are good for balancing things.
I'm hungry and I don't wanna get up. Halp. D:
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 13, 2018 22:59:59 GMT -5
You still have your clothes on you, right? Eat those until you feel the motivation to get up. They're high in fiber!
I have a headache. What do?
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Post by Coaster on Feb 13, 2018 23:30:44 GMT -5
Kick the wall, really hard. The pain and possible injury in your foot will distract you from your headache, and potentially divert your mental energy as well if you manage to break your property.
My room smells bad but I don't want to do any cleaning, how do I fix this?
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Post by Fraze on Feb 14, 2018 1:08:22 GMT -5
Just do what I do and crack the window open a bit. Be sure not to crack it too much though, otherwise it will be hard to glue the pieces back together.
If I buy one bag of milk at a time (yes, bag, I live in one of those countries), then it gets used up quickly and then I don't have any for my coffee. But if I buy two bags, then one goes bad before I can use it all up and I STILL don't have any for my coffee. Plz halp.
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Post by Celestial on Feb 14, 2018 2:19:45 GMT -5
Get a cow! That way you can have fresh milk all the time. You do have room in your flat for a cow, right?
Today is Valentine's Day. I hope well-meaning couples don't give me pity for being single, but how can I guarantee that they don't?
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 14, 2018 2:47:21 GMT -5
The only really way to guarantee that is to ensure that people don't talk to you at all. Take a big airhorn with you around today, and if anyone tries to talk to you--at all!--, blow the airhorn until they go away! If you don't wanna subject yourself to an airhorn, carrying around duct tape and sticking it to peoples' mouths (and then binding their hands if they try to take it off) will also work wonders.
I have a bunch of homework and other stuff to do this week and tomorrow, but I'm just too exhausted to do any of it. Please advise.
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Post by Coaster on Feb 14, 2018 12:46:57 GMT -5
Just drop out entirely. School is overrated. Part-time jobs at minimum wage are totally enough to pay the bills especially when you have student debt... uh, right?
My house looks a little bland and I need an inexpensive way to spruce it up a bit. Any ideas?
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Post by Twillie on Feb 14, 2018 17:17:22 GMT -5
Those neighbors of yours seem to have some nice digs... almost too nice... They wouldn't miss a couple lamps or couches missing, now would they? =D
I've got a stats test next week to study for, how should I go about doing so?
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