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Post by Celestial on May 17, 2013 21:05:02 GMT -5
I don't wear socks so I did not have one handy.
Your homework is to breathe.
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on May 17, 2013 21:10:30 GMT -5
Wait....how do I breathe again?!
*GASP* GAK---*passes out*
Your assignment.....live.....
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Post by Fraze on May 18, 2013 7:27:54 GMT -5
Sorry, but that's against my religion. The Universal Church of the Undead finds living to be immoral, so I can't in good conscience undertake it.
Your homework is to join the Universal Church of the Undead.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 11:19:26 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but that assignment violates my First Amendment rights to religious freedom. I'm not doing it.
Your homework is to watch an episode of Doctor Who. If you don't have a TV, use this one. It works perfectly. And here are some Doctor Who DVDs if you don't have them.
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Post by Gelquie on May 18, 2013 13:51:10 GMT -5
I was all set to watch an episode of Dr. Who with all the popcorn and all in front of this shiny TV you gave me... Except you didn't give me a DVD player, so I'm not sure how I can watch it with the materials you gave me.
Your assignment is to plow the snow from my driveway.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2013 22:34:18 GMT -5
There's no snow on your driveway.
Your assignment is to go on a game show and answer a question wrong.
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Post by Coaster on May 20, 2013 15:59:58 GMT -5
Except the only game show that took my application is based on yes/no answers and only poses debatable philosophical questions. I said "maybe" and they still took it as a right answer, so I don't think there's any hope here.
Okay, there was another show, but it was one of those silly over-the-top stunt failure shows and there aren't any questions on that.
Your assignment is to stop posting on this board.
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Post by Gelquie on May 20, 2013 19:02:36 GMT -5
Sorry, but I got a natural one on my will save. I just... couldn't resist.
You assignment is to create a D&D character.
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on May 20, 2013 19:09:20 GMT -5
No can do. They're all taken.
Your homework is to eat something. You must be starving.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 6, 2013 3:08:30 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but this assignment is due before I could possibly start to starve, so I can't eat something with the added condition that I must be starving.
Your homework is to disprove this statement.
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Post by icon on Jul 6, 2013 10:32:47 GMT -5
There's really no way to "disprove" such a claim, unless I were to say that no, that's not my homework; given the whole "authority derived from teachers" shtick I doubt that it's possible to declare such.
Your homework is to write an expository analysis on a fictional character of your choice. Must be between four- and five-hundred pages, due tomorrow.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 6, 2013 13:07:36 GMT -5
Oh man, I was all set to do that. Even had the character of my choice lined up. Buuut 100 pages in, my computer mysteriously broke down due to a sudden power surge from a power outage, and I wasn't able to get it working, and I lost everything I'd written so far. And because of the power outage, I couldn't finish my paper. And no way I could finish it just by writing it the old fashioned way. Sorry.
Your homework is to brush Rapunzel's hair. All of it. The entire really long length.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 6, 2013 13:13:08 GMT -5
Spoiler alert: she cut it. It's too short to use anything but a comb on it now.
Your assignment has been forgotten.
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on Jul 17, 2013 13:27:02 GMT -5
I couldn't do my assignment anyway. I'm hung over from all that brain bleach.
Your assignment is to cut a piece of cake/
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Post by Coaster on Jul 17, 2013 14:38:24 GMT -5
I tried, but the person before me shuffled it too well, so I couldn't find the halfway point in the deck to remove a piece from.
Your assignment is to throw out a package of perfectly good bacon.
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