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Post by Gelquie on Jul 17, 2013 17:37:17 GMT -5
I don't have any bacon and I'm too poor to buy some. Also, that defies the environmentalist in me.
Your assignment is to plant this small tree in your backyard.
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Post by icon on Jul 17, 2013 17:41:36 GMT -5
Oh wait, you mean the small tree that became sentient and devoured all of my shovels and also my backyard? Sorry.
Your assignment is to knit a sweater out of edible noodles of your choice.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 17, 2013 17:45:44 GMT -5
Well, I was all set to learn how to knit, but then my mother came in and took ALL the noodles I was going to use because she wanted to make spaghetti. Then there was no way I could finish the assignment.
Your homework is to make 3 round trips between your house and the end of your driveway.
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Post by icon on Jul 17, 2013 17:49:02 GMT -5
But you see, the end of my driveway is my house; therefore, since the two terms are identical it is not possible for me a trip from one place to the same place- I must either make no round trips, or constantly be making an infinite number of trips- not exactly three.
Assignment for the day is to jump over a pit of sharks on a rocket skateboard.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 17, 2013 17:51:25 GMT -5
Man, you know, I physically can't do this. There's no way it's possible... I can't find a single shark pit anywhere around here.
Which is a shame. Constructing a rocket skateboard would've been super cool.
Your assignment is to build me a rocket skateboard.
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Post by icon on Jul 17, 2013 18:02:12 GMT -5
I had a rocket, and I had a skateboard, but both of them got eaten by sharks.
In a shark pit.
:(
The coursework for tonight dictates that you read the entire terms and conditions for every item or service you have ever purchased.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 17, 2013 18:06:19 GMT -5
Gah, I'm sorry, I tried. But that one company for that one company game I played back in 1995 ran out of business, and I can't find any record of them anywhere, much less their terms and conditions.
Your assignment for tonight is to reanimate a corpse.
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Post by icon on Jul 17, 2013 18:08:51 GMT -5
I couldn't find any corpses. All of them were already reanimated. All the dead are walking the earth and we are being overrun by zombies. Flee if you can.
Your homework is to do all of the odd-numbered problems on page 63 in your copy of Stal's Big Book of Economic Theory.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 17, 2013 18:14:51 GMT -5
Stal's Big Book of Economic Theory?
...What did I...?
...Oh. Oooh. That's right. That's the book that my cat decided to use for a scratching post. And man, was she mean about it. At she only tore up the first and last 90 pages, but...
Your assignment is to get my cat out of this tree.
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Post by icon on Jul 17, 2013 18:18:00 GMT -5
Oh wait, you mean the tree that became sentient and devoured all of my shovels and backyard and also your cat? Sorry. Again.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post a lot on the Games and Interactive board.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 17, 2013 18:24:14 GMT -5
I did do it. I really did. But then the forum got attacked by the Err Bear, and just as I was getting to school, I found the shattered remains of my Games posts. I'm sorry. I really did try.
Your assignment is to destroy that sentient tree that's causing a ruckus.
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Post by Terra on Jul 17, 2013 22:12:38 GMT -5
I totally would, but I'm allergic to wood. D: Also my chainsaw got broken by Birdy! It's in the shop right now. And my flamethrower got stolen when I got mugged on the train last week! I couldn't destroy a sentient tree without a chainsaw or a flamethrower, even if I weren't allergic to wood! But since I am, I think I'll need an exemption from this assignment due to medical reasons. I'm so sorry!
Your assignment is to catch the Err Bear and teach it five different tricks to show to the class.
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Post by Coaster on Feb 14, 2014 1:37:10 GMT -5
Actually, the Err Bear's climate is in danger, so much so that human interference may well cause it to die out. You wouldn't want me to be responsible for the death of the last surviving Err Bear, would you?
Your assigment is to catch a Pokémon... with your BARE HANDS.
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 14, 2014 1:51:13 GMT -5
Well, I went right out to catch one. But for some reason, all I keep finding are espurrs. And whenever I get too close, they just stare intently at me and make me think I'm the enemy I'm fighting until I knock myself out.
Your assignment is to set your house on fire.
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Post by Coaster on Feb 14, 2014 1:56:11 GMT -5
I tried to bum a lighter off someone on the street. Nobody smokes now, so I couldn't get one. Or any sticks, either, since all the forests have been cut down.
Your task is to use time magic!
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