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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2012 11:31:12 GMT -5
I would, but the problem is I DON'T LIKE MY TEACHER!!!!!
Your assignment is to play your favorite video game for an hour. Enjoy.
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Post by Nut on Aug 23, 2012 5:01:15 GMT -5
Well, see, the last time I tried to play it, I accidentally put it in the wrong console out of habit because I've been using the PS3 recently, and all these crunching and slurping noises came out and I'm pretty sure I heard a burp, and when I pressed eject nothing would come out. So now I only have my NTSC copy, which doesn't work in my region-locked Wii. So I'm really sorry, but I can't because my PS3 ate the disc.
Your assignment is to dress up as your favorite character.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2012 17:01:25 GMT -5
Let's see...Xandra still has some mental problems, so she would probably think I'm an evil clone and kill me. Harry Potter only has one robe, and it's the only clothing he owns, so that's out, and when I tried to ask Erika permission, her lady's maid (since she's a queen now) told her that she burned her old peasant dress to spite Madame Carp, and the ones the Barbie company makes only fit 5-year-olds. Sorry.
Your homework is to turn an animal into the animal that it already is.
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Post by Lizica on Aug 26, 2012 19:15:12 GMT -5
After much deliberation and experimentation, I have come to the conclusion that this assignment is impossible. Time is forever changing the animal into the animal that it will be, and because I lack a time machine or a sustained youth potion, I am therefore unable to turn the animal into the animal that it already is.
Your assignment is to stare into space for ten minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2012 7:26:00 GMT -5
You see, Miss, I have this illness where if I stare blankly for more than five seconds I will turn into a cat. And your school doesn't allow cats as students. So I'm afraid I can't do the homework if I want to stay in school.
Your assignment is to give Harry Potter a kitten. Should be SUPER-easy.
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 27, 2012 14:55:44 GMT -5
Well, seeing how he's a fictional character, I had to do the next best thing and find a book, but I couldn't find any because no one I know has the book because some thief came along and stole all of them including mine, and they were all taken out of the state I live in and there was no way I could fly to another state to get another of those books by tomorrow and find a stray kitten that wouldn't mind being owned by a book.
Your assignment is to watch a clock tick for 2 minutes.
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Post by Lizica on Aug 28, 2012 22:08:51 GMT -5
That would have been a breeze, except that I have laser vision. My clock exploded when I stared at it for thirty seconds. I kept watching the flaming remnants for the rest of the assignment time--but it just wasn't ticking anymore.
Your assignment is to murder this topic.
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 28, 2012 22:18:38 GMT -5
Man, I would just go ahead with it. But that would involve me building a mind control device so that I can control other people in order to tell them to ignore this topic forever, and thus let it be murdered through lack of care. But I can't build mind control devices because I haven't taken enough classes to reach the "Build Mind Control Device" course, so I don't have the skills for it. I think you're assigning homework that's way too advanced for this course level. :I
Your assignment is to fail this assignment.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2012 7:22:26 GMT -5
How can I fail it when you haven't even told me what it is?
Your assignment into scream "DRAGON!" at some random people.
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Post by Coaster on May 17, 2013 3:00:02 GMT -5
There's no such thing as randomness. Human choice always contains some measure of bias, games of chance all involve some form of nonrandom physics, and even computer-generated random numbers follow an algorithm--a complicated one with any appearance of randomness, but well-defined and nonrandom nonetheless. So there's really no way to choose what people would be random enough for this assignment.
Your assignment is to resurrect five boards on this forum.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2013 16:27:49 GMT -5
I nvr lerned how 2 tipe correktlee so any bored i try 2 revyve i'll probublee just murdur
Your assignment is to spam some random forum.
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Post by Coaster on May 17, 2013 18:28:41 GMT -5
See excerpt on randomness above. Aside from that, I already tried shoving that canned ham into my computer monitor and it doesn't seem to be working. The assignment must be broken.
Your homework is to do no homework for this class. Except this one I'm telling you right now.
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Post by Gelquie on May 17, 2013 20:42:14 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but this other class wants me to do this 500 point assignment due tomorrow, and if I don't do it, I don't pass the class. I decided that this was more important.
Your homework is to read one page of this small book that I'm giving to you.
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Post by Celestial on May 17, 2013 20:48:37 GMT -5
I can't read the print, it is far too tiny for any normal humans to read.
Your homework is to hug this plushie. *holds up a plushie*
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Post by Mostly Harmless (flufflepuff) on May 17, 2013 20:58:02 GMT -5
;_; I have a big head, and little arms....TOO little, in fact.
Your homework is to drop a sock on the floor.
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