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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2012 16:58:37 GMT -5
Okay, so this game is basically a "make your own homework assignments and excuses"game. The first person posts the assignment (make it as ridiculous as you want) and the second person posts a related excuse as to why they couldn't do the homework. After that, they post an assignment of their own.
Example:
1: Your homework for tonight will be to paint a teacup green.
2: I could not do my homework because a troupe of Dalek soldiers barged into my house and demanded all the teacups. Since we wanted to survive, we gave them all up and I had none left to paint.
Your homework will be to make a fish tank on the theme of shoes.
And so on...
I'll start:
Your homework for tonight will be to knit at least three stuffed Acaras and give each a yellow ribbon.
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 19, 2012 17:23:45 GMT -5
Well, I tried to do it, really, but while I was stiching stuff together, my sewing machine caught on fire and it turned into an uncontrollable blaze that destroyed all of the fabric I was using while at the same time shredding up all of my ribbon and it took me all night to put the fire out.
Your homework for tonight is to derive the Theory of Everything, starting with the 3 pieces of string I'm giving you. You can figure it out from that.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2012 17:34:52 GMT -5
You do know I have the most bratty parrot in the universe, right? Well, my evil parrot took all the strings. He ate one, then with another he made himself a little guitar that broke after his first time playing it, so then he just smashed the guitar to bits. The third one he tied around his head in a bow, and when I tried to take it back he bit my finger so hard that we had to go to the emergency room. I'm lucky to be alive.
Tonight's homework is to watch all the Harry Potter movies nonstop.
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Post by Dju on Feb 19, 2012 18:00:35 GMT -5
Well, I have already watched all the Harry Potter movies nonstop before, why should I do it again? Besides, Voldermort totally busted my DVD players, can't do it.
Today's homework is a 50 pages long research about unicorns.
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Post by Jo on Feb 19, 2012 18:52:06 GMT -5
I tried to write the paper, I really did, but it's a funny thing, see. Because just after I wrote the paper, there was a knock at the door. So I open it, and a unicorn in a balaclava picks me up, stuffs me into a van, where I was taken to the secret unicorn service HQ. They warned me never again to attempt to reveal their secrets to humans. Therefore, for my own safety, I cannot give in the paper.
Your homework is to make a bake using only ingredients found in your living room.
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Post by icon on Feb 19, 2012 19:09:00 GMT -5
I couldn't get my sofa pillows to fit in my oven. I think I probably misinterpreted what the recipe meant when it said "stuffed" bake.
Your assignment is to discover three new species of fungi.
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Post by Artemis on Feb 19, 2012 21:23:00 GMT -5
I wanted to. I REALLY did. Except the forest near my house got completely cut down yesterday for some mall, and I tried to go to the OTHER forest, you know, the one down by /blank/ county? But the nice man there said that no one was allowed to go into the forest because of a unicorn shortage. I heard some screams in there, though. Do you think I should go back?
New assignment: refuse this assignment. Your assignment is to annoy all of your friends into giving you potatoes, then bake said potatoes into a cake, all the while screaming that the cake is a lie.
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Post by Naga on Feb 19, 2012 23:12:28 GMT -5
As much as I would love to do that, I just simply can't. For, you see, to do that, I would need to make some friends. And even if I got some friends, I would need to wait for them to get some potatoes. And once they got them, and once I annoyed them into giving them to me, I would need some way of baking them, and I live in a box. And further more, I don't have a voice, so I couldn't even whisper 'The Cake is a Lie'.
You assignment today is do one hundred laps around the campus. By doing cartwheels.
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 19, 2012 23:15:50 GMT -5
Oh man, I'm so sorry teacher. You see, I was just going to the outskirts of the campus to do just that when there was a horrible lightning storm as well as a lot of rain. After the lightning caught everything on campus on fire, there was a sudden massive flash flood. They managed to clear it, but by the time it was all said and done, there was no campus to cartwheel around.
Your assignment is to go to a spaceport and stow yourself away on one of the rockets about to take off. Then do a 10 page report on the experience. Due tomorrow.
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Post by Artemis on Feb 19, 2012 23:19:44 GMT -5
That's really a great assignment. Sadly, however, I am incapable of doing cartwheels, you see, because I have no legs. Ignore the ones beneath me. They aren't here. o.O
Your assignment is to sing "Singing in the Rain" while dancing the Electric Slide. Be sure to not forget your costume of a puce-colored robe and a santa hat!
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Post by Artemis on Feb 19, 2012 23:22:37 GMT -5
(Pleh. Sorry, I took too long- also, I apologize for this double.)
I'm SO sorry. GLaDOS forbids me of doing anything of the sort- something about saving Wheatley? I don't know. She's crazy- but don't tell her I said that.
Same assignment. ^^;
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2012 10:39:04 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I am currently living with Professor Snape as my roommate, and as soon as he saw my puce robe, he immediately transfigured it into a toad. So I pleaded with him, but he threatened to take away all my house points! So, yeah, couldn't do it.
Your assignment is to write a hundred page essay on Calvin and Hobbes.
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Post by Naga on Feb 20, 2012 10:45:38 GMT -5
But I did that last year! Why don't I just get that for yo-
Oh, thats right... my computer and all my writing utensils have been eaten by my Iguana, Steve. So...
Umm...
Do you want Steve's number?
Today, your assignment is to spend a day with the Mythbusters. Good luck!
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Post by Lizica on Feb 23, 2012 15:12:19 GMT -5
I was really looking forward to this assignment, honest! But the thing is, I only got to spend an hour with the Mythbusters before we were all wheeled off to the ER. Who knew that explosives could be so dangerous?
Twenty-page paper due tomorrow. On the history of the theremin. In iambic pentameter. Have fun.
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Post by Dju on Feb 23, 2012 19:19:31 GMT -5
Turns out a rainbow kidnapped my homework...and that really sucks because I worked so hard on it....
write a book, at least 800 pages long, about how much you like your teacher.
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