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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2012 11:26:56 GMT -5
Well, in my day we had to live underwater. And there was a basilisk who wanted to petrify and/or eat us, so we spent every day swimming for our lives!
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Post by icon on Apr 15, 2012 11:37:01 GMT -5
Hah! Don't make me laugh. When I was a kid we didn't have water. The oceans were made from boiling chocolate.
...Don't ask how that worked either.
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Post by Thorn on May 22, 2012 4:15:18 GMT -5
Well, in MY day, we had never heard of these new-fangled oceans! Instead, there were pits full of boiling lava and marshmallow martians!
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2012 7:18:09 GMT -5
In my day, marshmallows weren't so sweet. They were made of slugs! And to make matters worse, my grandpa LOVED them and always made me eat them.
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Post by icon on Jun 2, 2012 12:25:49 GMT -5
When I was your age, we were all physically incapable of eating. It's a wonder that evolution led to the creation of mouths.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2012 12:52:57 GMT -5
Evolution? Pah! You kids had it easy! In my day, we were all parameciums and we had to like it!
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Post by Bacon on Jun 4, 2012 16:41:05 GMT -5
Paramecia? What I wouldn't give for a paramecium! In my day the only single-celled organism around was me!
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Post by Thorn on Aug 28, 2012 5:33:09 GMT -5
Well in MY day, there wasn't even you! Or me. And things were different. And better! Because children didn't complain and nobody had heard of pop music.
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 28, 2012 10:38:50 GMT -5
Well, in my day, we had POP music! Pestilent Oat Pickled Music. It was the worst thing to reach one's ears!
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Post by Parrot on Aug 28, 2012 11:19:56 GMT -5
THAT was the worst thing to reach your ears? Please, back in my day we took ear damage seriously espescially with the outbreak of the ear-shredding fever.
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Post by Hannah Needle on Sept 2, 2012 13:40:04 GMT -5
Ear-shredding fever? In my day, we had no fancy, shmancy fevers! People thought fevers were something of the future!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2012 18:09:44 GMT -5
You are so lucky.
In my day, we had the worst fever ever! It was called Potter fever, and everyone was born with it. The infected pined hopelessly for the love of a Harry Potter character. I was one of the few lucky ones to end up marrying my desired character. That's why Harry Potter is your father.
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 2, 2012 18:47:24 GMT -5
At least you have love, or at least something like it. In my day, there was no such thing as anything like that. Love, admiration, lust, squishes, nothing. We all walked around and treated each other like trash all day because we had no comprehension of anything else.
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Post by icon on Sept 3, 2012 19:45:55 GMT -5
Ffft, back when I was a kid, we didn't have emotions at all, and believe me, having to endure that is pretty inconvenient. Before emotions were invented we just sat around and were logical all the time. And we liked it.
Well, we didn't like it. But we experienced some sort of non-emotional reaction to it that was at least on the level of tolerance.
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Post by Coaster on May 17, 2013 2:55:21 GMT -5
Back in my day, we didn't have all this fancy tolerance and logic. Not that those two get along very well these days anyhow, but before, we just grunted at each other and fought when we felt like it. We had a fightin' spirit!
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