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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 11, 2012 20:19:28 GMT -5
Whoever has watched Monty Python Live at The Hollywood Bowl will remember this skit. But the point is to make it seem like your life was harder. You know, the way old people in cartoons do. Like if I said, "I take the bus to school everyday."
Some else would say, "Oh that's nothing! In my day, I had to walk 10 miles, to and from school in snow, hail, and the occasional tornado!"
Be as crazy as possible!
Okay, I start: In my day, I had to carry 4 encyclopedias to school!
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Post by Terra on Jan 11, 2012 20:23:31 GMT -5
In my day, I had to carry 10 encyclopedias and an elephant!
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 11, 2012 20:27:54 GMT -5
In my day, we didn't have elephants! We had to carry tigers and try to keep them tamed while they were on our backs! We were lucky to survive!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2012 20:40:33 GMT -5
In my day, we had to carry a tiger AND some socks! And we had to make sure the tiger didn't eat the socks!
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Post by Fang of the Dead on Jan 11, 2012 20:42:58 GMT -5
In MY day, we had to watch out for sock-eating tigers that inevitably would eat anyone wearing socks! As a matter of fact, I lost my leg to a tiger attack! But I grew it back with PATRIOTISM!
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 11, 2012 20:49:49 GMT -5
In my day, your legs didn't get to grow back! We just had to take somebody else's legs!
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Post by Birdy on Jan 11, 2012 21:06:11 GMT -5
HA. You think that's bad? In MY day, LEGS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. We had to DRAG ourselves everywhere! With our TEETH, because we couldn't afford any of them there luxury arms.
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Post by Fang of the Dead on Jan 11, 2012 21:06:24 GMT -5
In my day, you had to take TWO legs! And then take their arm! And you had to take these from a rabid elephant! No other way, nope!
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 11, 2012 21:09:08 GMT -5
In my day, rabid elephants were the nicest pet you could get! The meanest pet you could get was a rabid cat from the crazy cat lady!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2012 21:10:20 GMT -5
In MY day, the best pet you could get was a Dementor! At least they were under Ministry of Magic control...
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 11, 2012 21:13:09 GMT -5
In my days, the Ministry of Magic didn't exist so it was legal to own a Dementor in the muggle world!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2012 21:14:04 GMT -5
In my day, there was no Muggle world because some insane magical queen turned all the muggles into little white kittens!
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 11, 2012 21:16:43 GMT -5
In my day, everybody were poptarts!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2012 21:17:29 GMT -5
Ohhhh my. Well in MY day, everyone was a pair of cat-shaped mittens and had to drink a suspicious potion every day!
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Post by Hannah Needle on Jan 11, 2012 21:21:03 GMT -5
In my day, instead of a suspicious potion, we had to drink a mixture of ketchup, sugar, and bronzer!
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