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Post by Killix on Feb 26, 2012 7:28:17 GMT -5
World War N? Pfft, that was barely even a scuffle. Back when I was just an innocent young child, Universe War 5 destroyed the fabric of time!
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Post by Hannah Needle on Feb 27, 2012 21:34:14 GMT -5
Your time was made of fabric?! In my day, time was made of cheese and rats tried to eat it!
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Post by Sheik on Feb 27, 2012 21:36:18 GMT -5
WELL, I don't know about you, but in my day, eating was illegal. If you tried to eat something, then BAM! - Elimination.
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Post by Hannah Needle on Feb 28, 2012 19:57:16 GMT -5
Oh, elimination! Something you kids take for granted! In my day, you just died when told to. No fancy ceremony when they told you were going to die!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 12:53:18 GMT -5
The sheer nerve! In my day, death was something we didn't even know about, so everyone was the same living or dead!
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Post by Naga on Mar 3, 2012 15:11:07 GMT -5
Nerves...? You dare speak of Nerves‽‽ The gal! In my day, we hadn't the ability to even feel the wind, rain or sun!
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Post by icon on Mar 14, 2012 20:34:24 GMT -5
Oh, you kinds have it easy. Back in my day we didn't have the sun. There was no way for us to grow sustainable food sources so we all ended up freezing to death.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2012 22:15:08 GMT -5
At least you had ice. In my day it was sooo hot all day that we all melted.
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Post by DJ-Vinyl on Mar 19, 2012 15:51:47 GMT -5
Really? In my day, people melted when it was below freezing! (Although, we did live near a volcano...)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2012 16:44:15 GMT -5
In my day, there were no volcanoes. Instead we had what we called "iceruptids". They were usually covered by snow and erupted FREEZING chunks of ice. A lot of people moved to the Equator just to escape from the deadly iceruptids.
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Post by Sheik on Mar 19, 2012 18:33:40 GMT -5
*bursts out laughing* Escape? You young 'uns don't know how lucky you have it. In MY day, everyone just stood around and suffered. Escape was not an option.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2012 20:21:25 GMT -5
In my day, you couldn't move at all. Everyone was born petrified.
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Post by icon on Mar 20, 2012 22:42:46 GMT -5
Hah! Back when I was your age, we weren't born at all. Everyone was just a fetus, relying on internal nutrients.
...Yeah don't ask how that worked out.
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Post by Bacon on Mar 20, 2012 22:45:17 GMT -5
At least you had internal nutrients. In my day everyone had to suck on blades of grass because we didn't have teeth to chew it with and there wasn't anything else to eat. You either did that or starved to death.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2012 7:35:11 GMT -5
In my day, everything tasted like cat hairballs! Even ice cream!
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