Post by stoneman3x on Nov 10, 2002 11:51:04 GMT -5
Short and stupid... but I wrote it more as a vent than with any prayer of actually getting in... so here it is...
It's Time to Kill "U"
by stoneman3x
Ok, I'm not dissing our friends in the United Kingdom... ok, maybe I am, but it's nothing personal. It's just that Neopets is based in California, right? Then what's up with all the British spellings? I mean, what red-blooded American, or should I say red, white and blue-blooded American with at least an elementary school education hasn't been tripped up at the Shop Wizard? Who hasn't decided to check the price of Usul battle items only to find that Usul Armor doesn't exist? That's because it's Usul ArmoUr! And who hasn't gone to the Rainbow Pool and been faced with a selection of colours instead of colors? It's time we started protesting against the over-use of the letter U! It's time for us Americans to be revolting! Ok, maybe the Brits think we're already revolting, but it's time we rebelled too!
"Why is this such a thorn in your stoneside, stoneman?" you may ask. I dunno. It's just plain annoying. And we as Americans have a global duty to complain about everything that is annoying. I mean, we invented the Internet, so we should get to have things spelled our way, right? What's the point of being a major world power if you can't even control the obnoxious flaunting of the letter "U" by people whose entire country has "Tea" instead of a decent lunch?
Ok... I confess... I do have a personal stake in the elimination of the letter "U". Here is my problem... when I named my Lupe, there was no big disclaimer on the Create-A-Pet page that said something like, "Be careful how you name your pet! The number of letters in its name JUST MAY be directly related to the the food it's will refuse to eat until heull freezes over!" (Note the fake British spelling of that word-- the REAL British spelling is "Miami"). Anyway, because I named my Lupe stonewolf3x he won't eat Genius Neggs. That means I have to feed them to my other pet in order to get the book inside. And that also makes my other pet SMARTER. I don't WANT him smarter! I want him dim-witted! It's cool having a dim-witted pet! And there is only one way to make your pet stupider. You have to feed him Glamour Neggs. GlamoUr Neggs! And my other pet won't eat those because it is ONE letter too long!
So, like any American, this personal problem of mine is now an excellent reason to wage a full-scale war on the letter U and anyone who uses it just because they were taught to spell things that way! I mean, what kind of a reason is THAT? If we Americans did things the way we were taught to, we would have been using the metric system ages ago! It's no excuse! So I ask all decent Americans, and Californians too, to stand up to this abuse! Write to your Congressman/person and complain! It's the American thing to do!
(DISCLAIMER THINGY: Please do not send me nasty-grams and Neo-hate-mail about this. If I was meant to be taken seriously I wouldn't have been born in New York.)
It's Time to Kill "U"
by stoneman3x
Ok, I'm not dissing our friends in the United Kingdom... ok, maybe I am, but it's nothing personal. It's just that Neopets is based in California, right? Then what's up with all the British spellings? I mean, what red-blooded American, or should I say red, white and blue-blooded American with at least an elementary school education hasn't been tripped up at the Shop Wizard? Who hasn't decided to check the price of Usul battle items only to find that Usul Armor doesn't exist? That's because it's Usul ArmoUr! And who hasn't gone to the Rainbow Pool and been faced with a selection of colours instead of colors? It's time we started protesting against the over-use of the letter U! It's time for us Americans to be revolting! Ok, maybe the Brits think we're already revolting, but it's time we rebelled too!
"Why is this such a thorn in your stoneside, stoneman?" you may ask. I dunno. It's just plain annoying. And we as Americans have a global duty to complain about everything that is annoying. I mean, we invented the Internet, so we should get to have things spelled our way, right? What's the point of being a major world power if you can't even control the obnoxious flaunting of the letter "U" by people whose entire country has "Tea" instead of a decent lunch?
Ok... I confess... I do have a personal stake in the elimination of the letter "U". Here is my problem... when I named my Lupe, there was no big disclaimer on the Create-A-Pet page that said something like, "Be careful how you name your pet! The number of letters in its name JUST MAY be directly related to the the food it's will refuse to eat until heull freezes over!" (Note the fake British spelling of that word-- the REAL British spelling is "Miami"). Anyway, because I named my Lupe stonewolf3x he won't eat Genius Neggs. That means I have to feed them to my other pet in order to get the book inside. And that also makes my other pet SMARTER. I don't WANT him smarter! I want him dim-witted! It's cool having a dim-witted pet! And there is only one way to make your pet stupider. You have to feed him Glamour Neggs. GlamoUr Neggs! And my other pet won't eat those because it is ONE letter too long!
So, like any American, this personal problem of mine is now an excellent reason to wage a full-scale war on the letter U and anyone who uses it just because they were taught to spell things that way! I mean, what kind of a reason is THAT? If we Americans did things the way we were taught to, we would have been using the metric system ages ago! It's no excuse! So I ask all decent Americans, and Californians too, to stand up to this abuse! Write to your Congressman/person and complain! It's the American thing to do!
(DISCLAIMER THINGY: Please do not send me nasty-grams and Neo-hate-mail about this. If I was meant to be taken seriously I wouldn't have been born in New York.)