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Post by Coaster on Aug 8, 2015 2:23:56 GMT -5
It is, at least temporarily, but soon dies again from medical complications associated with someone doing the CPR wrong.
(...wait, that's resuscitation, isn't it)
I wish I knew basic first aid.
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 8, 2015 19:01:27 GMT -5
Wish granted. You now know basic first aid. And one day, you have your chance to show your skills. Unfortunately, it's with someone who's going to end up dead anyway due to the severity of the situation, so your attempts to help are in vain. It wasn't your fault what happened, but a few people decide to blame you anyway.
I wish I could live alone again.
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Post by Coaster on Aug 8, 2015 19:21:31 GMT -5
You are teleported to a distant Earth-like planet where there is no human life or influence. Which means basic survival is the most you can muster and incredibly difficult at that, but at least you're alone, right?
I wish (for the purposes of this game) I was a regular guy.
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Post by Twillie on Aug 8, 2015 23:57:53 GMT -5
You are now a regular guy. You have a normal job in the office, slog through the usual traffic every day, have an average family size of two kids and a spouse, and live your life according to the status quo until your name fades into oblivion with you.
I wish storytelling was my main career.
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Post by Coaster on Aug 9, 2015 0:20:22 GMT -5
It becomes your main career, and much like the archetypical starving artist, it's not much of one. You tell stories, yes, but never get much recognition, and now that you made your wish, you definitely have no option of resorting to anything else to help pay the bills.
I wish I had a cape!
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 9, 2015 0:30:34 GMT -5
You have a cape! ...It's a tiny cape, only barely big enough to tie around your shoulders and not much more. It doesn't do much of anything and just makes you look weird. And it's uncomfortable to wear. But hey, if you got a bigger cape, you'd probably just get it caught in something.
I wish to go to the festival!
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Post by thedoggirl on Oct 10, 2015 18:47:16 GMT -5
Your wish had been granted! An entire village celebrates a festival with you as the guest of honor. It's the best party you've ever been to and it lasts a whole week. ...Too bad they didn't tell you the guest of honor is later thrown in the volcano. \_(ツ)_/¯ I wish for a jellybean vending machine.
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Post by Twillie on Oct 10, 2015 20:44:58 GMT -5
Here you go, one vending machine! However, the jellybeans come separately, and I hear there's a strike happening down at the jellybean factory...
I wish I could do my homework on time.
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Post by Coaster on Oct 11, 2015 1:09:09 GMT -5
Suddenly all your teachers announce a radical change in the lesson plan, in which all future assignments deal exclusively with subjects of a temporal nature. (Yes, your homework today will be on... time.)
Needless to say, this doesn't change your study habits and you're still late as frequently as you are now.
I wish my face was feminine.
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Post by Azusa on Apr 5, 2016 11:19:21 GMT -5
You go for cosmetic surgery but alas, the result was a failure.
I wish I could be a singer.
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Post by Gelquie on Apr 5, 2016 18:55:35 GMT -5
You get your wish. You are now a singer! But all you can sing are nursery rhymes sung traditionally and nothing else. Not a super wide range of singing talent there.
I wish I could live alone and while being at least minimally financially secure.
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Post by Coaster on Apr 6, 2016 9:25:27 GMT -5
The authorities arrive unnanounced and before long you find yourself in a padded white room. Nobody around to speak of, but you do wake up to food periodically. (No Internet either, but that's part of the deal, of course.)
I wish the person posting after me didn't make a wish.
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Post by Moni on Apr 6, 2016 11:22:59 GMT -5
She did not, but then, this thread is terminated, all the universe as you know it went through a massive cataclysm only to be saved by a nerdy Indian dude who resets time to this moment and bans the wish from ever happening again. He also sends a dark curse your way for starting all this.
I wish I was motivated.
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Post by Gelquie on Apr 6, 2016 17:27:12 GMT -5
You're now super motivated. Your one and only goal will be exactly what you want to do. Everything else that doesn't directly relate to your goal falls by the wayside. That includes talking to people, emergencies, anything that would help make your work more efficient that you don't realize it would, eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom. You're basically a wreck, but at least you're getting stuff done! Well, until your body gives out and you collapse from exhaustion and your brain burns out, but still!
I wish I was better at making decisions and not being indecisive.
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Post by Twillie on Apr 10, 2016 13:55:41 GMT -5
Never again do you have to think about a decision, the thought instantly comes to you on what to do-- too bad you just can't make any good decisions. Even though any wishy-washiness is out of your life now, you find that things have gone downhill fast since every decision you make has churned out nothing but poor consequences.
I wish it was May already.
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