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Post by Coaster on Aug 13, 2013 21:26:43 GMT -5
And so it is done. Pluto is once again classified as a planet. And then not a planet. And then a planet again. And again and again and again, as the properties required for something to be classified as a planet get ever more contorted. Eventually, Earth ceases to be recognized as a planet entirely, and Pluto continues to enjoy its back-and-forth status.
I do not make a wish >_>
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 16, 2013 17:52:02 GMT -5
The local admin notes your disobeying the rules of this game, and sentences you to death.
I wish Coaster had wished for something.
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Post by Coaster on Aug 16, 2013 18:05:16 GMT -5
I am made to have wished that you wished that I did not make a wish. This creates a paradox and really nobody's sure what to do.
I wish that Yoyti wished that I did not make a wish.
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 16, 2013 18:23:30 GMT -5
You didn't make a wish, so that wish is granted by default, thereby wasting your wish.
I wish wish-granting rules were clear and precise.
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 16, 2013 19:07:02 GMT -5
Wish granted. It's now crystal clear, except now it's TOO precise. You have to make very extremely specific wishes if you ever want them to be granted. In fact, you can really only make 10 different kind of wishes now, and only 5 cumulative ways to grant them. The game gets boring and everyone quits.
I wish it rained more often, but not so much that it causes flooding.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2013 20:26:32 GMT -5
Wish granted! Now that malevolent aliens bent on enslaving the human race are known to exist there, it's a planet now!
I wish I was a princess who saved my sister from an evil queen by sacrificing myself but not really dying and my good parents rule the land again.
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 16, 2013 20:51:18 GMT -5
Your intent in posting the wish here was for the next poster to corrupt the wish, but, in accordance with GLQ's previous corruption of my wish, your wish cannot be.
I wish Sae's wish could be corrupted.
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Post by icon on Aug 17, 2013 1:01:45 GMT -5
Granted, but in allowing this the guidelines outlined in GLQ's corruption of your wish become invalidated, leading to mass hysteria.
I wish we could stop being so meta about wishes.
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Post by Coaster on Aug 17, 2013 2:12:23 GMT -5
Granted. The next person wishes you dead, plain and simple, but you never get to see how it turns out.
((except he actually doesn't, le gasp))
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2013 8:38:01 GMT -5
Granted. You get turned into an airplane.
I wish the same wish as my last one (I want it to actually get corrupted, please).
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Post by Coaster on Aug 17, 2013 12:24:34 GMT -5
By sacrificing yourself but not dying, you must sacrifice something else, and it happens to be your innocence. You quickly usurp your parents and rule with the same iron fist that the evil queen ruled with, serving a particularly repetitive form of irony.
I wish that I could play instruments more skillfully.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2013 14:37:15 GMT -5
Granted. Soon, your instructor gives a secret magical instrument - the golden violin. He warns you not to play it for over five minutes. You play it, and it sounds wonderful. You're so happy you can't stop. The five minute mark passes, and now you are doomed to play the violin forever.
I wish that the game I'm planning gets made exactly as I want, sold worldwide, and is beloved. (Btw it's about a princess trying to restore her kingdom)
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 18, 2013 15:51:03 GMT -5
It does, but it's declared too similar to some other franchise. Disney-based most likely, and you lose all the profits and future distribution to a lawsuit.
I wish all the stage musicals I'm interested in seeing were soon revived on Broadway, and close almost immediately, ensuring cheap tickets which I am able to obtain with no fuss.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2013 18:07:14 GMT -5
Granted. They are all on the same night. After the one night they all close. You have to pick just one.
I wish my Let's Play Barbie Explorer series became a Youtube hit and everyone absolutely loved it.
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 8, 2015 1:10:20 GMT -5
Wish granted. It's a popular hit with everyone. But with popularity comes the false but demeaning rumors from people wanting to stir up trouble. You're still famous, but now you have to deal with all the negativity from that with every upload.
I wish this thread would be revived.
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