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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 1:45:35 GMT -5
You win it, but every other pursuit in your life is now a failure. I wish I didn't have to watch TV commercials.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 18, 2013 1:48:51 GMT -5
Your TV, and any TV you come into the vicinity of, is instantly rendered inoperable.
I wish I could break the fourth wall in real life.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 6:31:56 GMT -5
Granted. You find out you're just a book character and forever live in fear of what the person writing will do to you.
I wish I had eleven princess sisters and I was a princess too and we all loved each other.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 18, 2013 21:52:23 GMT -5
You get your wish, and you and your sisters love each other. But then all of you are married off to different princes in separate kingdoms. Not only do you never see your sisters again, but your prince is abusive, and you live in a state of misery in his castle.
I wish I had a unicorn and that said unicorn was friendly with me.
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Post by Crystal on Jul 18, 2013 22:05:21 GMT -5
You have a unicorn! It's an ugly little midget runt of a unicorn with a squinty glare and a terrible personality, and it's so friendly it's obsessive over you. The presence of anyone else makes it jealous as biscuits. It gores to death every potential friend who comes close to you for the rest of your life... especially the boys. Man, is that little beast neurotic about the boys.
Also, it poops on the rug constantly.
I wish that a nice stranger would smile at me tomorrow.
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Post by The Wanderer on Jul 18, 2013 22:24:33 GMT -5
A nice stranger smiles at you, then promptly corners you, and begins a 90-minute Amway sales spiel.
I wish I could get beat to a bloody pulp by a redneck twice my size, wearing an old Lynyrd Skynrd shirt, and whose name is "Lester."
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Post by Crystal on Jul 18, 2013 22:45:40 GMT -5
Your wish is granted. Later on, Lester brings you to a party, you both get roaring drunk, and you punch him in the face in retribution. You become the best of friends. Nowadays you, too, go around beating up boys half your size to prove your manliness (they're easy to find because you've gained like 150 pounds). Sometimes, you look back on the day Lester beat you up, and sigh in happiness, thinking "How lucky we were to have found each other..!"
<3
A happy ending.
I wish I could give Wandy a kiss. </3
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 23:26:25 GMT -5
Hurrah, you kiss him! He doesn't kiss you back, but is so offended that he bites your face. Ouch.
I wish my dishes would wash themselves.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 18, 2013 23:27:56 GMT -5
You get your wish. They also rebel against you and eventually evacuate the house, leaving you with no dishes. Oh, and the renegade dishes out on the street commit various forms of vandalism until they eventually get broken.
I wish I could sing better.
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 23:30:34 GMT -5
You sing great now... but singing is all you can do: no more normal talking!
I wish I was tired so I'd actually be motivated to go to sleep before 3am tonight. >__>
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Post by Coaster on Jul 26, 2013 2:01:32 GMT -5
Granted. You are promptly smothered in used car tires (tire'd 8D) and suffocate. I guess it's sleep, sort of...?
I wish I was in a wheelchair.
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Post by The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2013 20:46:13 GMT -5
Hurray! You sit in a wheelchair, and got your wish! Your new set of wheels then spontaneously rolls you out into traffic, where you are unceremoniously hit by a Mack truck. You survive-- albeit with a long and painful recovery, but your wheelchair is now broken and cannot be fixed. Too bad.
I wish I could have a subpoena before a grand jury detailing some horrific crime I didn't know I did.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 16:05:28 GMT -5
Granted. They find you completely innocent and you go free.
I wish I were a character in Harry Potter who was a Hufflepuff with a beautiful singing voice who ended up falling in love with and marrying Harry.
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Post by Coaster on Aug 12, 2013 20:06:44 GMT -5
Granted. You become the officiator to the wedding and marry Harry Potter to someone else.
I wish that I didn't need to make a wish to post here.
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Post by icon on Aug 13, 2013 21:18:46 GMT -5
With no wish to respond to, the game ends. Nobody can ever post on this thread again.
I wish Pluto were classified as a planet again.
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