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Post by Gelquie on Jul 18, 2013 0:59:43 GMT -5
You get your wish. It is now a temperate and livable temperature. If it weren't for all the rain... And the rain... Oh dear, that rain never stops, does it? ...Well, soon enough, your entire town is flooded. Your house is destroyed in it and you lose everything.
I wish I knew my destiny.
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 1:00:40 GMT -5
You know your destiny, which is horrible and brutal and terrifying. But you can't change it, whoops!
I wish I had the motivation to go to sleep at reasonable times, and could actually fall asleep at said times.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 18, 2013 1:02:51 GMT -5
You get your wish. You're able to go to sleep at a reasonable time and you fall asleep nearly instantly at that time. You just... don't wake up for a really long time. Not excessively long, but long enough that morning appointments are now completely impossible for you.
I wish I had wings and could fly and could fly well.
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 1:05:53 GMT -5
Dear Icarus, too close to the sun you went! D: Poor dear.
I wish all shoes magically fit my feet perfectly, and were super comfy.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 18, 2013 1:10:43 GMT -5
You get your wish. However, suddenly everyone only makes glaring lime green colored shoes. Shoes of any other color are really hard to come by.
I wish I was in better shape.
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 1:11:37 GMT -5
You're now in a much better shape: entombed inside an oxygen-deprived rectangle. <3
I wish my nose wasn't stuffy.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 18, 2013 1:15:24 GMT -5
Granted. Each of your nostrils is about two inches in diameter now, which looks far from pleasant. At least they're less clogged, though.
I wish I didn't make a wish.
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 1:27:22 GMT -5
Ok, but now you can never wish for anything again. I wish, I wish, I was a fish. 8D
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 18, 2013 1:28:43 GMT -5
You are now a fish. In a river. With all these fishermen. And one of them has just hooked you. Sorry, but humans find you tasty.
I wish that I wouldn't have to make a wish whenever I want something.
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 1:29:27 GMT -5
You don't have to make a wish. Because now you never get anything you want ever again. </3
I wish my hair would stay straight after getting wet.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 18, 2013 1:32:08 GMT -5
Congratulations, you now have unboilable spaghetti strands in place of your hair. Very brittle and not very comfortable, but water doesn't do anything unless you're sitting in boiling water for ten minutes, which of course isn't a good idea.
I wish the next person who posts here would make my wish for me.
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 1:34:22 GMT -5
Sure! I wish for you to have a horrible life. >D
I wish my Internet was faster.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 18, 2013 1:38:03 GMT -5
Technically, we all share the same Internet. You only have a connection to it. Regardless, the entire Internet now goes faster and thus requires hardware your computer is currently incapable of using. So you're stuck without until you get a replacement.
I wish my laptop could connect to a 4G network.
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Post by Avery on Jul 18, 2013 1:39:33 GMT -5
Sure thing! But your laptop gets stolen shortly thereafter. Whoops.
I wish my room always stayed at the perfect temperature.
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Post by Coaster on Jul 18, 2013 1:44:24 GMT -5
It is at the most perfect temperature scientifically possible: -273 degrees Celsius. You freeze instantly, or whatever is supposed to happen when you actually reach absolute zero. (Related consequences occur worldwide, as well.)
I wish I permanently win the Last One To Post Wins! thread.
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