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Post by Nasuella on Sept 17, 2007 6:27:04 GMT -5
The door is really the lower jaw of a man-eating house! *CHOMP*
...I'll do something obvious JUST to see what response this gets.
*punches a glass window*
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Post by nocturne on Sept 17, 2007 14:42:18 GMT -5
Noooo, resist the temptation to write a horribly gory tale of ripping tendons and shredding flesh on the razor sharp ends of the broken glass.
>_>;; Oops.
*performs a tight rope act...over a vat of acid*
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 17, 2007 18:10:58 GMT -5
You get across safely, only to remember that you forgot to ride your unicycle over! So you walk back, board your unicycle, then cross over safely. Then, you remember that you forgot to juggle bowling pins while you rode the unicycle on the tight rope! You walk back to the start yet again to get the bowling pins. Success at last? No, you forgot to take your unicycle back to the start! Exhausted at this point, you walk back to fetch the unicycle, then cycle back to the bowling pins. You board the unicycle along with your bowling pins, and prepare to ride across while juggling. However, at this point, the audience is very irritated. They had gone to the local grocery store and bought rotten tomatoes to throw at you! Oh no! They start throwing, and you discover you have a terrible allergic reaction to tomatoes. Your face starts swelling, and it gets so bad that your throat is blocked off. You struggle to get precious oxygen, but in your futile attempts, you lose balance and fall into the vat of acid. *forgets to add an action again* (sorry about last time ^_^
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Post by Fraze on Sept 17, 2007 22:55:19 GMT -5
A horde of NTWFers, angry at your forgetfulness, form an angry mob and dismember you with a plastic straw.
*Goes swimming in a volcano*
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Post by zarikrahia on Sept 18, 2007 2:17:01 GMT -5
An evil Volcano fangirl stabs you with a wet raven! *does NOTHING *
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Post by nocturne on Sept 18, 2007 13:33:48 GMT -5
By doing nothing, you stop breathing.
Zari's going blue in the face. =D
*tries to separate KitC from his current wife*
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Post by Fraze on Sept 18, 2007 15:25:42 GMT -5
Kit starts pursuing you instead. Desperate to get away from him, you jump out a window. Unfortunately, the window in question was a display window for an antique shop. Now you're responsible for paying for the significant damages incurred by ruining a priceless Ming vase, an undiscovered Van Gogh, an original copy of the US Declaration of Independence, and a collection of Mickey Mouse spoons. You spend the rest of your life working to pay off the debt.
Then one day you cross the street and get hit by a car and die.
*Eats a piece of cake*
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Post by nocturne on Sept 19, 2007 14:36:43 GMT -5
((I don't think I would run. >_>; ) The cake is filled with tube socks. You choke and die. *puts tube socks in someone else's cake*
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Post by excalibur on Sept 19, 2007 14:38:30 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]
*pokes title* i'm dead? DDx[/glow]
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 21, 2007 17:59:24 GMT -5
The tube stucks get stuck on your hands, and they force you to stick your hands into a vat of acid. It travels up your body and you die.
*picks nose xD*
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Post by Fraze on Sept 22, 2007 6:31:12 GMT -5
Attack of the killer nosebleed.
*Develops a sudden allergy to action asterisks*
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Post by nocturne on Sept 22, 2007 11:08:57 GMT -5
*tosses several action asterisks your way*
*Performs a cartwheel five hundred feet above the ground on a tightrope while holding a barrel full of lit dynamite*
This shouldn't be too hard. >_>
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 22, 2007 22:31:44 GMT -5
You come to your senses and drop the dynamite. However, a meteor decides to crash into you! But it misses. However, the surprise makes you fall down to your doom! *does fountain faerie quest*
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 27, 2007 1:05:43 GMT -5
You complete the quest successfully, and now you can paint your pet for free! However, it turns out that the fountain faerie is eeevil... and she kidnaps your pet! You go on an epic journey to save your pet from the clutches of the malevolent water faerie, and you enlist in the aid of the faerie queen and all the other faeries! Your are about the charge the fountain faerie... when every faerie that comes to your aid accidentally pushes you off the cloud to your doom! ... But you did manage to do something before you died... you instigated a war!
*Sets a building on fire... not while I'm inside it.*
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Post by Fam 1741 on Sept 27, 2007 20:21:58 GMT -5
You are jailed for arson, where you die because you are severly allergic to jail food. The allergy gets so bad that your throat is closed off completely.
*gets into cow suit and moos*
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