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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2008 1:08:56 GMT -5
@cyborg—^_^ Glad you liked it! Strife—If you still plan on doing a map, perhaps we should talk via PMs for a bit. I have a few ideas. @fraze—:D @rider—True, true....
And I did read the OOC, but that was after I wrote those passages, and I didn't feel like making revisions. >.> @surf—Dramatic effect, m'dear, 'tis alright, 'tis alright... :) @bacon—Oops, I see. >.< I'll go fix that—thanks for pointing it out to me! ^_^ kat—Glad you like the new ability! -^_^- @zari—xD @bacon (or anyone else for that matter)—There were two trends, the first being that everyone I replied to had five letters in their name, except Cyborg (who has six), and the second trend being that all the smileys I used in my responses to everyone had a duplicate character in them, except in the one I used when replying to you [Bacon], which did not. 0:)
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Post by Bacon on Mar 28, 2008 23:44:34 GMT -5
@bacon (or anyone else for that matter)—There were two trends, the first being that everyone I replied to had five letters in their name, except Cyborg (who has six), and the second trend being that all the smileys I used in my responses to everyone had a duplicate character in them, except in the one I used when replying to you [Bacon], which did not. 0:) o_O... Okay, now that I know it was something so incredibly obscure I don't feel so bad. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2008 2:53:16 GMT -5
@bacon (or anyone else for that matter)—There were two trends, the first being that everyone I replied to had five letters in their name, except Cyborg (who has six), and the second trend being that all the smileys I used in my responses to everyone had a duplicate character in them, except in the one I used when replying to you [Bacon], which did not. 0:) o_O... Okay, now that I know it was something so incredibly obscure I don't feel so bad. *sigh* It wasn't obscure at all..... -_-` |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2008 3:46:19 GMT -5
(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet
Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Sixteen Page EIGHTY-SIXS: Lucille talks to herself, then starts preparing a dropship to send planetside; Haggoth donates half his men to the “Save The Commander” charity fund before setting up his forces and blasting the elevator cabin with flash grenades as soon as the doors open up.PMaK: Ikkin lands in agonizing pain. Too bad, an inch away was blissful serendipity.Ma: Sev observes Ventratta as he delivers Rider’s message a la mime, then the turkey flies down to Fraze for an explanation.PMaK: Kat creates a kitten then tries to kill the [un]dead guy on the floor. But first, some answers.P: Jina magically appears in a tree, from which she falls into a hole and is stared down by a pair of massive red eyes.K: Zari escapes the castle ruins—what?! They’re ruins now?!—and sets out for Xenam in search of Ferdamei, a friend and informant.S: Zari asks if Leoness is hungry. Strife tells Kat he came in peace, but the Knights wanted him to leave in pieces, so they fought him. Outside, Fraze tells Sev he lights his fire. *cue candlelight dancing*PMaK: Kat asks Ikkin if she should trust The Commander or not.N: Vyt mocks Spacefleet’s cliché assault team and then laughs at them.Ma: Bluisa almost gets knocked out, so she hides in Celestial’s shadow to heal; Celestial’s swallowed by the dragons and eats a Superspicy Curry (id est, raging fire rushes forth from inside her to burninate all the marines). Brought to you by the Black Beekadoodle. The maiden ship of godmoding.Is it me, or is the length of a post proportionately related to how much I have to summarise? It seems that the longer they get, the less I have to say. But on the other hand, the longer the posts, the longer it takes for me to say the few words necessary to say. GAHHH! This is so frustrating! *sigh* I can’t wait until I’m current with this thing. -_- PMaK: Kat conjures another kitten to heal The Commander. How kind.Ne: Asthielle follows Rikku inside and asks if she knows where Kalianne is. S: Amnei rejoins the others and says they need to get to The Commander asap. Did he get the call for reinforcements, too?Ma: The nondescript mage arrives in the library and casts (detects?) some sort of spell gone awry; Drakhe in the kitchen defends his single position as an odd aroma wafts through the halls.
Ma2: Nature ravenously eats the cookies Omni brought her, then heads off in search of a mysterious sound without even thanking her mentor. She’s led to the Elvish dragon from eighty or so pages back and, seeing as it’s metallic blue and covered with lightning bolts and ocean waves, she names it Snow Princess Demene.
Ma3: Overlord flies to the castle and sits on a perch. Back in the Manor, Omni asks Surf if Elvish dragons like cookies.S: The phoenix fire fully recharges Fraze as he explains the situation to the Marines.Ma: Nature says, yes, Elvish dragons do like cookies, but in much fewer words than that.S: Haggoth dodges a speeding fireball and tells his men to fall back; after doing so, they open stun-gun fire on the intruders.Ma: Omni gives Demene a cookie.S: Jord reads the library in Hunty’s eyes and Deri asks Fraze if he’s fallen mentally ill; Bacon continues chasing after Marzia whilst getting a snack. Look, ma, no hands!P: Jina gets lost in the woods and stumbles across Mage Manor. You know what time it is? Interrogation time! >.> Must be a Pirate thing.Page EIGHTY-EIGHTS: Cyclops says they should return to Zari’s ship to retrieve his suit and medical supplies before they head out for Commander Strife. Meanwhile, Kat’s cat, meant to heal, induces excruciating pain in The Commander, who then sits up and says he’s ready to go. See, it wasn’t torture; it was persuasive reasoning. :DPMaK: Ikkin tells Sev to get the lead out, so he grabs The Commander and is then grabbed by the Three before he teleports them all to Hunty, making them Four.Ma: Celestial’s dragons (kinda like Charlie’s angels) erect an air shield to block the incoming attack; Overlord piggybacks the phoenix fire and hides in the rigging, hoping the ship would remember him from before.S: Amneiger says they need to get moving.P: Hunty berates the PMaKs (no, that ‘s’ does not stand for ‘Spacefleet’) before welcoming The Commander.PMaK: Kat takes back Ikkin’s kitten. Take that, Pirates!S: As the marines continue firing at the intruders, a dropship launches towards the planet. A bit nearer the equator, Strife’s red eyes turn purple in the presence of the gem and after he’s standing and at Hunty’s side like a well-deserving groom, he asks how she came to control a demon ship and why she attacked the fort of her allies, the Castle [being the fort, not her allies].P: Rider stares at and then snaps at Strife as Ventratta returns to her pocket.N: PFA takes pleasure in being ignored and sidles up to pickpocket the gem…. Boy, Hunty has some personal space issues!S: Strife tells Hunty reciprocation is the road to peace as Leoness says, yes, they need to hit the road already.P: Jina surveys the Manor, then reaches the entrance and shouts out to see if anyone is there. I’m assuming this takes place after Spacefleet has left the building?S: Zari says she has paper back at her ship. But does she have a pen?N: Vyt rolls to the edge of the ship and peeks down at PFA.PMaK: Kat defends the demon vessel, fiddles with a crescent-shaped charm at her neck ((Kat, what exactly did it do to you? the pendent is used to detect bad magic in the air)), and then draws a longsword, which she promptly points at The Commander. So, yeah, when she attacks him, she’ll have a one in three chance of hitting either a Pirate or a Ninja, thereby skewering half her allies. …Smart. >.>Page EIGHTY-NINEP: Hunty gives a brief history of Pirates before asking Strife to reciprocate.Ma: Celestial keeps fighting. Either the NPCs are going to die, or Celestial’s going to find a hidden escape route.S: The Commander reciprocates.P: Rider tells The Commander to get to the point before we hit page 100, thus shattering the fourth wall.S: Haggoth throws some kind of smoke bomb into the lift and then closes Celestial inside it; he thinks she’s possessed, and he’s going to do everything in his power to ex her Scizor.P: Hunty renames the Black Beekadoodle the Weewoocifer, then seconds Rider’s notion that The Commander needs to get to the point already, so she leans in and asks what he wants.S: Fraze explains the sitch to Deri before asking if The Commander needs medical assistance. Hoo-boy, does he need medical assistance! Anyways, a few miles away, Amneiger starts towards the dropship. *snort* It’s about time.
S2: Keng tells Cyborg that The Commander looks a bit off before telling said commander that the Mercienaries are on their side; meanwhile, Midknight gets jealous that Cyborg has a girlfriend while he does not. ((Q: Why did Keng post for Cyborg? A: Because Cyborg was unable to post for himself! xD))Ma: Surf climbs a tree and eavesdrops on the main scene.S: Deri mysteriously turns into a man and asks the hidden gem who it is while Jord continues to give the evil eye to the Pirates and Kyve studies the faces of their new allies, the Mercs (don’t they recognize them from the forest fight before?).
S2: Strife gets to the point, goes haywire, and demands the gem. Well, I do hope he doesn’t destroy it. I’ll need it for three minutes if my schemes are to be successful. >.> But the point of the matter is: If he’s infected by the gem right now (as per the purple eyes), why does he want to destroy it? The gem itself desires to be in the most stable state it can be in (which is whole, not destroyed), although, the people inside the gem are quite a different story…. They want to be free, out of the gem, so obviously it is they, not the gem itself, that is controlling Strife. ~_^P: Jina wanders into the Manor (assumably, after the other Pirates had been let in, the Manor’s free game to all of them) and stumbles across a group of spacemen. Now, this does complicate things: By this point, the ‘Fleeters have already left, though regardless, they had been disguised when they came here, so even if they were inside the Manor (which none of them had been), they wouldn’t be recogniseable as Spacefleet. Hmm, is the Invisible Guild getting creative again? Or is the gem just acting up? Hunty, get a handle on that thing already. >.>S: Deri-air and the others prepare for a fight, even though the formermost just said they should stick to the sidelines and not fight a fight at all. Go bravery.PMaK: Ikkin listens patiently, then mocks The Commander, says he can’t have the gem and that he should come back when he really knows what it means to protect someone you love. Yeah, go look at Bronnie.Page NINETYP: Speck walks on deck and finds that she can now see circulatory systems, to which The Commander’s is dead. She calls a warning out to Hunty, saying something about Leraye being better suited than Strife.I: Marzia lands the dropship in some trees and rigs it to explode before dashing off to hide.PMaK: Kat tells The Commander that he may think he’s all that, but he’s not. Then again, she then asks how he plans on destroying the gem, so maybe he is all that.P: Hunty calls the ship the Black Beekawoocifer (although, technically speaking, that should probably be the Black Beekadoocifer) and then tells The Commander that he’s not ever getting the gem before asking him to vacate the planet.
P2: Rider corrects Huntress, telling her the ship’s name is actually the Beekashipcifer, got it? Then she organizes her Meepit army before asking where Leraye is and adding her sword to those pointed at Strife.
P3: Leraye humbly admits that he’s no fighting spirit. Rider, however, says that his support spells would be wonderful, and these few words of mine happen to be more numerous than those few words of hers. Consider the irony. I laugh in the face of evil.S: Jord, Kyve, and Deri—who, amazingly, is still a man—draw their vorpal swords and slash at Rider: Support spells will not be tolerated.Ma: Celestial begins to pray. Or was that prey?Me: Jernath draws an arrow and prepares to defend the gem from thieves, excluding the Mercenaries and The Commander.N: PFA rushes to Hunty and tries to steal the gem.S: Further destroying the space-time continuum, Ethan answers Jina’s inquiry.Me: Rose falls asleep in the tree.P: Rider fights back, hitting the fourth wall in the process. She better watch out, because if she doesn’t, she might fall out of the roleplay. ~_^PMaK: Kat kindly asks Rider if she could use some assistance—yeah, as if she has the time to answer!P: Speck says Leraye doesn’t have to fight (he just has to reassemble the gem) before going on about how awful magical perks are. Well, yeah, I kinda agree. >.>Page NINETY-ONEP: Rider says duh.N: Cat Assassin bounces off the ship (which is once again the Black Beekadoodle) and tells PFA to get the lead out.Ma: The tide is high and I’m moving on. (Surf attacks Jord.)P: Hunty whirls on PFA and shoots an arrow at her. Nasty Pirateses.S: Strife declares war and catapults the Cap’n into the sky before causing another earthquake.P: Jina says she doesn’t necessarily need a mage, she just needs someone to tell her what’s going on. Might I refer her to here…?N: PFA curses, kunai’s The Commander, and crawls towards her Uncle.S: Bacon deems the ship the Black and White Weekadoodle. But, well, erm, though catchy, that just sounds like a colorful calendar. Anyways, earthbound, the Marines keep fighting while, somewhere in space, Bacon fires at the dropship, which explodes; the blast knocks him off course and he, too, crashes.Ma: Surf offers Rider her help and fires wind at the ‘Fleeters.PMaK: Ikkin spectates, then participates.P: Leraye casts protective spells on the Pirates and tells Speck that, in order to fix the gem (or create a new one for himself, hehehe), he’ll need both the gem and all of its pieces.S: Zari grabs some paper and hands it to Ethan, asking him out to breakfast. Meanwhile, Fraze, near the chromatic Beekaweewookiedoodle, glides to Keng and friends and decides to stand this one out.PMaK: Kat can multi-task: she can fly, heal Rider, and shoot ice at The Commander all at once!Ma: Rikku tells Asthielle where she can go and then flounces out of the room. What is flouncing? It sounds…hoppity. ^_^N: Vyt in the afterlife weeps a box of Kleenex. He seriously needs to stop watching Lifetime. Meanwhile, Cat Assassin tells PFA to try calling Bluisa to get healed, then rushes off to roll into the captain.Page NINETY-TWOMa: Demene eats the cookie.N: PFA hides behind a bush and slowly heals herself.Me: Jernath fires more arrows at the Pirates.P: Rider and her Meepits keep valiantly fighting. Well, valiantly for Pirates, anyways. And Hunty says it’s unanimous: the Beekaweekiedoodle is actually checkered. Meanwhile, Hunty lands on the Blarf and sicks it on the enemies, one such being Cat Assassin (a toy with food inside, go figure, this is McDonald’s), then she has Bloody Mary retrieve her a sword from the hold as the red flag rises on the gaff—it means no mercy.PMaK: Ikkin deflects the arrow and fires a fireball back at Jernath.N: Cat Assassin rams into the Blarf, missing his mark by no less than a mile; due to Vyt’s praying, he recovers his energy as he attempts to reprogram Blarfie’s mind to attack everyone and anyone. Let’s hope he’s a nobody.K: Zari—Ailura, that is—arrives at Ferdamei’s house in Xenam.Ma: Overlord flies towards The Commander in search of a new mindlink. Can’t he find some, Cheerios?P: Leste awakens in the cabin and runs adeck, leaping into battle and requesting orders. Would you like fries with that?S: Strife attacks Huntress and says if it’s a fight to the death that she wants, she’ll get it. Of course, he adds, he’s already beyond death. Yes, but is he beyond good and evil?P: Speck joins the battle, hefting her axe and smashing it into The Commander’s Leech. Apparently, this stuns Strife long enough for Bloody Mary to rename himself Jiminy Meepit and give his Cap’n a five-minute peptalk, which gets her sword thriving (see, pragmatism kills it, but thoughtlessness thrives); just then, she notices the other newcomer and kindly gives her orders (hold the fries). By this time, of course, Speck’s stunning strike has worn off, and the battle continues.S: Kyve slashes at Surf and Rider and Jord defends Deri from Ikkin’s attack.Ne: Asthielle leaves the Manor, feeling rather helpless. PMaK: Kat sighs and conjures purple lightning to strike The Commander. See? She is involved with the storm!Ma: Omni’s honest and says she sees no relevancy in any of this. So very true, so very sad. -_-S: Ethan says that he can’t answer Jina’s question, but then he quickly uses the paper Zari gave him (and his dagger as a pen) to write five letters and send them away via the Manor’s Magical Mailbox (postage rates may vary).P: Jina, after retelling her story, asks if she’s going crazy. The answer, as I am nearly positive I have already said, is that, if she is here, in/on the NTWF, she is already crazy. She, like the rest of us here, cannot “go crazy” because we have all already “gone crazy.”But technicalities aside, this madness means the chapter’s over. In retrospect, this entire endeavor has been a testament to how crazy I am. That I’m somehow still living and able to manage the bare minimum of my responsibilities (whilst having many sleepless nights) is testament to how crazy the world actually is. That this chapter has not yet ended even though I said it was over sixty-six words ago is ultimately an assurance of how absolutely crazy all of this is. And with no further ado, adieu to you, and you, and you. But not to you. Go ‘way. (( EDIT :: to fix quite a few factual and fictional errors xD ))
(( EDIT ii :: to add quite a few magni momenti vincula =D ))
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Post by Jina on Apr 1, 2008 4:32:33 GMT -5
xD I love your quotes on my posts. My RPing = not good
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Post by Kat on Apr 1, 2008 4:59:17 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]Dang, that's right - if Strife starts quoting again, he'll become more clichéd than I am! *le gasp*
Anyhow, the charm was supposed to be for detecting bad magic in the air. I don't use it a lot, since I'm more into offensive magic than defensive, heh.
And yay for multitasking! XDDDDDD[/shadow]
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Post by Bacon on Apr 1, 2008 11:14:34 GMT -5
((Why did Keng post for Cyborg?))
S: Deri mysteriously turns into a man and asks the hidden gem who it is while Jord continues to give the evil eye to the Pirates and Kyve studies the faces of their new allies, the Mercs (don’t they recognize them from the forest fight before?). Because Cyborg was unable to post. Ironically, Keng hasn't posted since. Uh, when was Deri not a man? Did I ever imply he was a mere boy? Or female? Also, while Deri recognized the Mercenaries, the other two where at the ships during the fighting, protecting the dropship from intruders, albeit unsuccessfully. |
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Post by PFA on Apr 1, 2008 13:33:48 GMT -5
Ma2: Surf ravenously eats the cookies Omni brought her, then heads off in search of a mysterious sound without even thanking her mentor. She’s led to the Elvish dragon from eighty or so pages back and, seeing as it’s metallic blue and covered with lightning bolts and ocean waves, she names it Snow Princess Demene.
Ma3: Overlord flies to the castle and sits on a perch. Back in the Manor, Omni asks Surf if Elvish dragons like cookies. *confused* You do mean Nature and not Surf, don't you? XD; *hasn't finished reading this yet, but figured she should point that out* *may edit if she finds something else to comment on* EDIT: *has finished reading it now* Well, since I feel the need to comment on something, I imagine that Jina came to the Spacefleeters just before they left, and didn't actually enter the Manor, but rather got to the entrance where the 'Fleeters were. Or something. XDDD; Yay for fixing of plotholes. *has found herself doing that with the GW movie, ironically enough* |
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Post by Huntress on Apr 1, 2008 14:14:40 GMT -5
*raises eyebrow*
I'm seriously starting to think that if I hear one more complaint about my ship being godmodly, I'm going to bite someone's head off. Especially in the general vicinity of Big Fortress of Stone, The Mage-Nest of Doom, and That HQ 400,000 Kilometers from the Planet.
Next time someone has a complaint about my ship being a godmoding paradise, do come to me and say it. And do back it up with plausible arguments, preferably ones I haven't already answered twice, instead of just saying it.
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Apr 1, 2008 14:49:51 GMT -5
*raises eyebrow* I'm seriously starting to think that if I hear one more complaint about my ship being godmodly, I'm going to bite someone's head off. Especially in the general vicinity of Big Fortress of Stone, The Mage-Nest of Doom, and That HQ 400,000 Kilometers from the Planet. Next time someone has a complaint about my ship being a godmoding paradise, do come to me and say it. And do back it up with plausible arguments, preferably ones I haven't already answered twice, instead of just saying it. Of course you know that this summary is, as stated by Wolf in the first post, partially meant to entertain, right? I'm sure Wolf doesn't mean to raise a debate about the ship, and no one really wants to give attention to that question anymore. |
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Post by Fraze on Apr 1, 2008 14:56:48 GMT -5
Oh, that Hunty and her godmoding ship of wonders--*head bitten off*
...*Grows new one*
Actually, I for one don't really see it as godmoding. I see it as a challenge.
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Post by Huntress on Apr 1, 2008 15:57:57 GMT -5
Of course you know that this summary is, as stated by Wolf in the first post, partially meant to entertain, right? I'm sure Wolf doesn't mean to raise a debate about the ship, and no one really wants to give attention to that question anymore. Problem is, after you've argued on that particular question until 2 a.m., your sense of humor gets kinda, shall we say, crippled about it xP One doesn't talk about rope in the house of a hanged man. But the summary is still as entertaining as ever, yesyes :3 |
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Post by Cyborg on Apr 1, 2008 20:41:32 GMT -5
[shadow=white,left,300][glow=black,2,300]Poor Midknight, he's soooooooo jealous of Cyborg. [/glow][/shadow]
[shadow=black,left,300][glow=red,2,300] No I'm not I kill you! *stabs*[/glow][/shadow]
[shadow=white,left,300][glow=black,2,300]*is stabbed* [/glow][/shadow]
[shadow=green,left,300][glow=brown,2,300]Hey She's not my girlfriend!*stabs as well*[/glow][/shadow]
[shadow=white,left,300][glow=black,2,300]*is stabbed.... again*[/glow][/shadow]
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Post by zarikrahia on Apr 2, 2008 0:51:27 GMT -5
S!Zari: Okay. I set my killer shuttle stereo on you for implying Zari/Ethan. Or possibly personally genetically combine you with a crippled alien decopus.
k!Zari: I wonder what on earth you'd all think If I decribed how exactly I first met Ferdamei.
She was two at the time. So adorable little kiddy... *killed, maimed, and accidentally shipp'd with a human*
And, to those who don't know- ZariKrahia is not human but Illhvrenan. A genetically modified Illhvrenan at that.
s!Zari: It isn't my fault my genetic make-up is notoriously unstable...
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