Guild Wars II: The Summary (Rated T - the finale)

[Bacon]

The said:

seduphe said:

Oh, I know! We should mutilate the Invisible Guild's HQ!![/jk]

The problem with that is, well, it's invisible. -_-

That being why it was a joke.

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New chapter momentarily. What, two chapters on one page? Well, it can happen. >.> Nevermind.


Rikku—

Giggling? Darn, my aim was stomach-splitting laughter. -_-;

@rider—

But, you see, Rider, our castle can't take revenge like your ship can, and its only parabolic motion-inducer involves Knight-operated catapults.... >.>

@cyborg—

My Spacefleet character has a secret vendetta against the Ninjas, so he can assist you.

Oh, wait, I'm too busy to have a Spacefleet character. -_-

@bacon—

Indeed, but it is possible...I might have a plan...if I can ever get caught up. >:(

Do YOU see the trend here? Sorry, Cyborg, you're the odd one out. :P

Though on another hand, you break the trend, too, Bacon....

Betcha ye can't guess why. :P ^_^ hehehe.

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(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet


Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Fifteen

Page SEVENTY-NINE

Ma: Surf attacks Midknight’s temples. Whatever happened to the sanctity of religion? Must’ve ran away with the sanctity of marriage. >.>

P: Rider asks who’s shooting branches at them and calls out “ahoy!”; the Blarf gets happy and starts following Fraze while Bloody Mary gets an idea. Hunty tells PFA they’ve got no plan ‘cept surviving till their scouts (Kat and Ikkin) return, just as Marzia’s lasers make contact. The ship can’t block the lasers, but it can quickly repair itself, so that’s what it does.

S: Bacon radios the others and flies after the dropship. Urchin rides Lily as she screams, “Say hello to my little lasers!” and fires at Marzia.

Ma: Celestial launches/flies/teleports into space and enters the Spacefleet’s HQ before returning to her human form.

Me: As the ship works to repair itself, Jernath fires another arrow at the Pirates.

N: PFA rushes to find the power in her heart and to take down the dropship. Unfortunately, in the time it takes her to decide to do this, the interstellar spacecraft has has left the building, erm, atmosphere. >.>

N₂: Cat Assassin activates his Signum Sanctuary and traps the Blarf in a shield of energy. Except for his final smash, he reminds me of Lucario.

S: Spacefleet HQ—clearly sentient, but not French—activates the alarms and Subcammandor #9—let’s call him Lucille for now—activates a Code Orange. As long as this code has no mod-threes, I’m okay with it.

Me: Cyborg attacks Surf while she’s in the air and Shado, feeling healed enough, rejoins the nonexistent battle.

Ma: Celestial grins: If it’s a fight they want, it’s a fight they shall have. Meanwhile, Bluisa admires the bright lights. Don’t let them deceive ya, little lady. (That IS a song reference!)

S: A small brigade of marines descend on the dragon as as Keng ascends on the small brigantine.

P: Over a drink of jam and bread, Speck convinces The Possessor to move on. However, it’s gotten stuck in Speck’s body and cannot, so it simply takes the backseat as Speck asks for the amulet.

Ma: Celestial blows up the small brigade’s rocket launcher, killing severely damaging one of them and injuring the others, then promptly says they come in peace.


Page EIGHTY

P: The Blarf rams into the invisible barrier and begins to sulk, scratching its claws down the wall like a chalkboard as it begins to suffocate, while the chandelier begins to tinkle. Should someone refer it to a bathroom?

P₂: The ship deflects the arrow and spits off the marines, leaving Keng, a former Pirates, behind, as Hunty hands Speck the amulet.

S: Strife attacks Ikkin after deflecting the sphere and then continues to destroy the castle. This is angering me. Seriously, I’m getting quite perturbed. No one else is having their headquarters so attacked, so why must the castle be targeted? The Pirate ship is a godmoding paradise; so why must the castle be the punching bag?

PMaK: Kat deflects Cyborg’s boulder and begin to heal herself.

S: Fraze tells Cat Assassin he’s stupid, but tells the marines not to attack him.

Ma: Surf goes emo and blasts the Kougras with a wall of wind.

S: Amneiger gets philosophical and does nothing. Hmm, maybe he’s gone Ghandi instead?

N: Cat Assassin tells Fraze he’s the stupid one (his men aren’t much better, either) and keeps thinking about how he can get everybody to stop fighting. However, that’s what we want everyone to be doing—this is a Guild WARS, not a Guild PEACE, mind you. Bello indigemus, non pace.

Ma: Bluisa says that if anyone keeps attacking, they’ll blow the whole place up.

Me: Cyborg catches the deflected boulder and blocks the wind attack before throwing the boulder back at Surf while Shado rushes towards Kat’s leg to do what all foxes do.

P: Rider professes her profound love for the Pirate ship before dodging imaginary laser fire and stumbling upon none other than their long-lost werewolf, Keng. Quite likely, she’s wondering if she’s still imagining this.

Me: Jernath devises a plan.

K: Zari forgets herself and turns invisible.

Ma: Omni drinks a glass of a water before taking milk and cookies to Nature. Well, gosh, she must be famished by now!

S: Ethan says nothing that hasn’t been said already.

P: Hunty interrogates Keng. Boy, in times of war…. *shakes head* The Blarf wall-jumps to the ceiling then groundpounds the floor, breaking into the basement before bouncing back up, breaking through the floor again, and landing outside the Signum Sanctuary. He rushes up to Fraze, says, “Birp,” and decided that if the bouncy man doesn’t start bouncing again soon, he’ll eat him.

S: Fraze starts blaring his music and dancing again, thus leading the Blarf outside to the Pirates’ ship.

PMaK: Kat fights off the the fox and starts fixing her leg.


Page EIGHTY-ONE

Me: Temperamental as always, Cyborg sees Keng on the ship and calls off his men (and Rose) to run to Keng’s aid as the others run off to join Jernath. In other words, yet another pointless confrontation. For continuity’s sake, let’s say this all happened before Kat entered the castle…although, that would upset the battle inside since she’d had a hand in it. So, for continuity’s sake, let’s say this never happened.

NeWsFLASH!

According to the OoC thread, Cyborg attacked Kat on her way to the castle, when Surf intervened, but as I said, this would negate Kat’s prior assistance in the battle as well as her brief encounter with Fraze, who, by the time she later does arrive in the castle, has already left the building. However, on the off-hand that this fight did not actually occur, Kat would be left entering the castle twice, so to remedy this problem, I have taken the liberty of giving Kat a new power: astral projection. Quite simply, when Kat seemingly leaves the castle to fight Cyborg, she has actually fallen unconscious in the throne room (although, the battle actually began in the hall and transmutated there, so whatever >.>) and astrally appeared outside to retaliate. Thus, the next time she arrives in the throne room, she has actually just waken up and stepped out of the hall. (^_^)/

PLOT HOLE DEFEATED

S: Zari admits she’s not human, but actually a rare breed of telepathic answering machine. Meanwhile, Keng uses reverse interrogation techniques on Huntress, inadvertently insulting their upkeep of the ship in the absence of their former swabby, herself.

P: Speck uses the amulet to exorcise The Possessor, who leaves willingly, bestowing upon her all its powers and knowledge, before she gets tattooed and goes off to bed.

PMaK: Ikkin dodges Strife’s blow but falls from the air; she lands on the burning carpet and throws the fire out the window back at The Commander.

Ma: Sev has a hard day at work and, being the masochist he is, asks Hunty for more.

P: Seeking to prove his questioned loyalty, Leraye tosses the gem to Hunty to take down the lasers. Need I remind them that the spaceship has left the building?

N: Cat Assassin tells Fraze he has to tire out the Blarfie.

Ma: Drakhé meanders around the Manor with a nondescript mage.

Ma₂: Surf dodges Cyborg’s last attack and asks Kat if she can help bandage her wounds.

PMaK: Kat’s magic nearly runs dry and she accepts Surf’s offer of assistance.

Me: Cyborg laughs at the irony of the strange Pirate reunion going on, and Midknight tells Rose to heal them all as he sets course for revenge.

S: Keng feels confused and, although she’s on the ship, hears what’s said in the tree. Ay carambe!

P: The ship casts off Cyborg again as Hunty catches the gem, tells Keng the mess is hers to clean up, and Sev to guard them from future laser fire before calling the ship to use the gem to thicken its mist. Even one movie is amazing, but any more than five is simply overbearing.

P₂: Bloody Mary stops the Blarf by the shjp and tells Fraze he’s going to have a talk with their capitano about things.

Me: Rose rushes to the other Mercs and fully heals them this time.

S: Strife talks too much before drawing Marzia’s blaster and laughing maniacally.

P: Rider threatens Keng, saying she either gives the information on Spacefleet or her life. Ouch, harsh. Talk about camaraderie.


Page EIGHTY-TWO

Ma: Surf gathers supplies and hands them to Kat.

Me: Cyborg lands in a tree, sick and tired of getting kicked off the Pirate ship when he only wanted to protect his beloved, just as Shado and Midknight jump out of the tree.

N: Cat Assassin starts running towards the Beekadoodle, eager to give PFA Vyt’s message.

S: The guards in Sector 2 recover from the blast; Haggoth—that’s #9—wipes the snot off his pig-like nose while #13—let’s call her Lucille for now—cuts the power to Sector 2 and #20 attempts to communicate with the intruders. In Sector 2, the loudspeakers blare #20’s voice as he says he hopes to use diplomacy to settle the conflict and then asks what the intruders want; meanwhile, the marines wonder how they can lead the intruders into a trap.

WARNING: NEWCOMER APPROACHING

Ma: A man with a sword appears in a boat in a swamp full of fog somewhere.

Ma₂: Celestial tells the Station that there’s a storm on the planet and they want to find out more about it so they can stop it. However, now I see some inconsistencies: Last I checked, the storm had ended when Leraye had calmed the stone. However, I drew this solution from people saying they could see the stars, so I suppose that it’s possible that the storm has merely broken up in some places and that it still rages on in others. Ergo, although the storm has seemingly come to an end locally, worldwide, it still wages on.

Me: Jernath resists ‘shipping Rose at this obviously auspicious time.

N: PFA practices her powers and starts dancing to Fraze’s music. She accidentally conjures a wall, but it disappears and she’s left pondering on the stairs clueless.

PMaK: Ikkin sets up a massive plan before leaping over Strife, attacking him, and then falling on her injured leg when she notices the blaster he has pointed in her direction.

Ma: Sev takes to the skies to defend against laser fire, but once in the air, he feels rather useless.

P: Hunty hops off the ship and gives the Fraze the fifth degree.

N: Cat Assassin unleashes his Extremity Signum Sanctuary, which creates a magical red hamster ball around him that pushes aside the mist as he nears the ship. Seems fair enough to me, one godmode to undo another.

Me: Cyborg mopes around with the other Mercenaries.

P: Rider hops off the ship with Keng—I know Pirates are vagabonds, but this godmoding is getting ridiculous—and asks Shiny McBlarfabuser (not the Blarf) if he recognises their werewolf.

S: Keng waves to the Blarfie and tries to answer all of Rider’s questions and then tells Hunty that the flying cyborg is her companion; a few feet away, Shiny McBlarfabuser (Fraze) tries to answer all of Hunty’s questions before telling Redcape McFallsoutoftrees (take a guess) that, yes, he does recognise Keng and that, if they’d like, he can help fix up their beastie as a gesture of good faith, if they can get him a barrel of water. To himself, Fraze thinks happily of being held hostage by an all-female Pirate crew. Talk about getting sent to Davie Jones’ locker. >.>

P: Rider sends Ventratta off to find Goosh or Zylaa to get them a barrel of water.


Page EIGHTY-THREE

Me: Cyborg leapts out of the tree and rushes to Keng, passionately wrapping his hands around her his cutlasses as he tells the Pirates not to touch her.

S: Strife dodges nearly all of Ikkin’s attacks (one hits his shoulder, but that’s negligible) and, after the marines line up behind Ikkin, fires the blaster: Short of exploding as Marzia had planned (my guess is that, in all of its disuse, it’s lost part of its charge), a giant beam escapes it and heads straight for Ikkin. The blaster now useless, Strife tosses it to the side and laughs diabolically.

P: Speck takes a seat and meditates on Jonah Farlap—The Possessor, once a blood mage who fought in an ancient guilds’ war before being betrayed by Leraye—and the powers that she had received. A while later, she returns to the deck feeling renewed and refreshed.

PMaK: Ikkin shoves a marine in front of the blaster beam and, although dodging the bulk of it, gets her tail singed in the process. Summoning her Final Smash (sorry, Strife, but I’m rooting for this one), she unleashes her Ultimate Shards of Wind attack and takes out the rest of the marines, leaving only her and The Commander, and possibly Kat if space-time is still out of whack.

Ahem. Considering that some of my posts chronologically occur pages before they were posted, these posts shall appear in reduced margins.

K: King Wolf receives a signed copy of “The Momentous Occasions” (it came out last Tuesday) and, seeing the inscription left by Shino, escapes to the King’s Keep—a hidden fortress in Dunburrow’s northern mountains—to read Shino’s tale in solitude. Some time later, about three or four days to be precise, Sora, his sable mare, wonders where Shiva has gone when she suddenly sprouts wings and realises she’s having half-demon horselings.

S: Subcommander #20—let’s call him Lucy for short—tells the marines to escort the intruders guests to his office for further…negotiation.

Ma: Bluisa assures the marines they mean no harm as they are led towards the office, into the lift. Kinda like “outta the frying pan, into the fire.”

PMaK: Kat thanks Surf and wonders how long until Ikkin needs her as backup.

P: Hunty says she wants to see Fraze’s superiors. (Doesn’t she mean anteriors?)

Ma: Surf tears off her shirt and starts bandaging Kat with it.

P: Rider tells Cyborg no one’s harming anyone and then gets sappy with Keng.

S: Keng, released from Rider’s custody, radios her marines to make sure they’re okay, which they are, and then sidles up to Fraze. Ooh, looks like Cyborg has some competition. Battle of the bots, I say. Much better than bear cubs.

Ma: Celestial feels claustrophobic in the tiny lift, but it’s the only way in or out of this mess.

P: Rider asks wherefore as Shiva, feeling a tug on his magical body, flies off in search of Sora. He finds her in the stables and, although he feigns ignorance and asks what’s going on, he quickly knows what’s happening. And. it’s. terrifying.

N: Cat Assassin loses control of his hamster ball and rolls into the ship.


Page EIGHTY-FOUR

S: Jordan “Jord” Bennigan, Andrew Kyve, and an as-yet-unnamed marine join David and the rest of Keng’s ship-blasted crew; David says they’re pretty much in the same boat as Keng: confused and slightly painful.

S₂: Fraze quotes a commercial and tells the Pirates he can take them to The Commander if they want but they can’t interrupt him until his battle with Ikkin ends; he takes out some dermal regen gel and, after the Meepits bring a barrel of water, he prepares the solution for Blarfie.

S₃: Haggoth assembles an army of an assault team to intercept the intruders; meanwhile, the party in Sector 2 file into the lift B6 and begin being berated by the horribly unbearable force of elevator music.

S₄: Strife insults Ikkin’s vision and calls her a killer and the rest of the NTWF a bunch of savages. Then, he launches himself at the kitsune, aiming for her injured legs.

PMaK: Ikkin slashes Strife’s shield and sends an air dart at him as she sails through the shattered stone sphere. So much for alliteration.

S: Dari Vaner, a werewolf, previously unnamed, recalls that Keng had said she’d once been a Pirate, and so they all start heading towards the Castle in search of Spec. Ops Fraze and The Commander as they began taking off their armor and playfully fighting each other. >.> Let’s hope they arrive before all their outer armour has been removed. Then again… *brick’d* x_x

PMaK: Kat admits it—she’s cliché—and continues the insanity as she fires a sword of purple fire at The Commander. *sigh* When will the skewage end? I know it’s been rather unanimously decided that the Merc/Mage squabble occurred on Kat’s way to the castle, but that still leaves so many holes in the story. If we could only say that, because Kat had recently held the gem, when Strife had scanned Ikkin, the Leech had gone haywire and cloned Kat, she really could be in two places at once…. But then, why would both bodies be injured? Oh, wait, astral projection. >.>

Ma: Celestial smells a rat in the elevator. And the dragons detest elevator music. >.>

P: The Blarf rinses its mouth out with the dermal regen solution and Hunty calls a temporary truce with Spacefleet. Now the war is unanimously one-sided.

Ma: Bluisa, too, feels the pain of bad elevator music.

N: Shaken but not stirred, Cat Assassin somehow manages to make it on deck; catching sight of him, PFA wonders why he’s in a hamsterball. Cat Assassin says it’s fashionable and then tells PFA the gem corrupts those who bear it. Ooh, how very LotRish! xD Just then, PFA decides she must recover the gem from Hunty, so she goes up to the captain and asks if it’s her term for the gem or not, as per their agreement the night before.

S: Taking matters into his own hands, Amneiger has Unit 6 circle the Manor and peek inside the windows to find Leoness. Once the lioness has been spotted, he runs up to her and fills her in on the situation outside.


Page EIGHTY-FIVE

S: Leoness has a nightmare before telling Amneiger she’ll be out in a few minutes. With shattered armour and an injured leg from Ikkin’s last attack, The Commander gathers all the stones against his body and headbutts Ikkin, swinging her in the line of Kat’s fire.

PMaK: Ikkin’s left side is singed before she can escape the fire sword, and she instantly retaliates, realising she needs to conserve her magic exactly like Kat is supposed to be doing right now. But disregarding that, Kat calls out to Ikkin and fires more purple fireballs at The Commander.

S: Amneiger radios Ethan and tells him he’s retrieved Leoness and is now heading back to Zari’s ship.

P: Speck goes to bed and snores the morning away; Hunty tells PFA the gem’s still hers. Haha, go deal with it. Just then, Goosh wakes up and starts poking Fraze’s skinsuit, asking if they can really trust him.

S: The Commander screams like a little girl as Ikkin’s last attack digs into his chest and he goes Berserk. Must be level fifty.

PMaK: Ikkin defends against The Commander and retaliates until her magic is spent. For all intents and purposes, why is this battle still going on? It’s taking forever to get nowhere—kill someone already or break it up! I’m getting tired of this one. >:(

S: Fraze professes his deep fondness for the Blarf before telling Goosh he’s as trustworthy as the rest of them and asking Rider if there’s any fuel to recharge his skin suit with. *snort* Pirate ships sail with the wind, dummy.

WARNING: NEWCOMER APPROACHING

P: Jina walks up to the gathering beside the ship and tells the captain she’s back; Rider introduces herself as “not the drunkard [Hunty] makes me out to be” and sends Ventratta off to get Sev to recharge Fraze (that almost sounds a bit explicit) before she goes off to bother the bosun(?), ending up in the castle, where she throws a dagger at The Commander and a nameless Meepit out the window to get Sev. Boy, he’s become a popular chicken—excuse me, turkey—in under ten seconds. Must be a new world record.

PMaK: Kat enhances Rider’s dagger with magical steroids. *poof* She just invented the Fire and Ice Blade! Quick, someone get Fyora, this should be in the Hidden Tower!

S: The Fire and Ice Blade strikes Strife in the hip and takes him out for the count—FINALLY!—and he tumbles through the air until he lands on his back and radios for backup. He feels like he should be dead right now, but his Leech pulses purple and he feels wholly alive. Perfect. Unknowingly, you have all rewritten yourselves into my master plans…. I am the one pulling all the strings here. :}

S₂: Leoness rushes to the Manor’s main entrance and apologises to everyone for the inconvenience. Now follow that pang o’ pain in your heart, Leoness, and rescue Strife before my plans for world domination universal unity and continuity are destroyed. o:)

And here we find ourselves with the friendly Horsemen once again. We’re still in the throne room, mind you, but on a different plane of existence, one where poor old Death has to sort through all the dead souls. Some go to heaven, others go to hell, and a few to Valhalla (one in particular goes off to find shackles), while Surly remains and promptly turns into Charlie Brown and the Giant Pumpkin. But regardless, Strife’s a strange case, out of Death’s jurisdiction, and he [Death] fears it’s going to get a lot busier for War soon, too. Oh, yes, it’s definitely going to, especially if I can have a hand in making things happen. >:}

But enough of that now! You have better fish to fry, and don’t forget to do the dishes when you’re done!

(( EDIT :: to add a missing colour :p ))
(( EDIT ii :: to fix a mixed character ))
(( EDIT iii :: to add magni momenti vincula ))
 

[Cyborg]

Me: Cyborg leapts out of the tree and rushes to Keng, passionately wrapping his hands around her his cutlasses as he tells the Pirates not to touch her.
S: Keng, released from Rider’s custody, radios her marines to make sure they’re okay, which they are, and then sidles up to Fraze. Ooh, looks like Cyborg has some competition. Battle of the bots, I say. Much better than bear cubs.

Thanks Wolf that was hilarious!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *breathes*DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Strife]

micrody said:

Strife:

Why'd you have to "suppress" your laughter? Just where are you reading this...?

And a map would be cool, but there are so many self-made lands and locales and so many varying ideas of placement shared among everyone here that I doubt there could ever be a universal map. Like, for example, in the Knights roleplay, there are fields south of the capital, but in this roleplay, it seems to butt up against a thick forest. Obviously, both cannot be true, UNLESS (as I bargain for) there are some miles of fields between the capital and South Gate, which happens to border upon the Southern Forest.

Granted, geographic compromises like this will probably be able to be worked out in all scenarios, but to go through this a hundred times over would allow so much time progression to pass that a simple comprehensive map could conceivably never be conceived.

I'm still gonna try, though. xD

And also, I was suppressing my laughter because I was at work, which you could probably tell by the fact that I posted as a guest. ^_~

And about The Commander's "borrowing" of the stones that made up the castle's roof... I did it in order to make the battle with Ikkin more fair. <_<;; I didn't do it to intentionally upset the Knights, and besides, everyone is talking about how action needs to be taken in the plot. And if you want to talk about punching bags, consider the fact that more Spacefleet characters have died in this war so far than all of the other guilds combined, and I forsee a lot more deaths on our side in the future.

[Fraze]

cyborg878 said:

Me: Cyborg leapts out of the tree and rushes to Keng, passionately wrapping his hands around her his cutlasses as he tells the Pirates not to touch her.
S: Keng, released from Rider’s custody, radios her marines to make sure they’re okay, which they are, and then sidles up to Fraze. Ooh, looks like Cyborg has some competition. Battle of the bots, I say. Much better than bear cubs.

Thanks Wolf that was hilarious!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *breathes*DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You can have Keng. I'm perfectly happy with being held hostage by an all-female pirate crew. *Sly grin*

[Rider]

micrody said:

@rider—

But, you see, Rider, our castle can't take revenge like your ship can, and its only parabolic motion-inducer involves Knight-operated catapults.... >.>

[glow=red,2,300]Exactly. You have catapults. now, my Weewoo will cease to be a fortress when GW2 is over, most likely, but your Kestrel will always be a big stone building defended by numerous NPCs who Chikkin won't let us kill.

And it's not a godmode. I'm getting intense feelings of deja vu. XD Check the OOC thread for 1001 reasons.[/glow]

[Cyborg]

Fraze you're smart! XDDD

[Surf]

Ma: Surf tears off her shirt and starts bandaging Kat with it.

Erm, Wolf, Surf doesn't tear off her shirt, just a bit off her jacket. It'd be kinda awkward to have her strutting around topless, y'know... >_>;;

[Fraze]

surfangel said:

Ma: Surf tears off her shirt and starts bandaging Kat with it.

Erm, Wolf, Surf doesn't tear off her shirt, just a bit off her jacket. It'd be kinda awkward to have her strutting around topless, y'know... >_>;;

micrody said:

Might I refer you to the disclaimer, "part parody"?

Methinks the point was to make it awkward.

EDIT:

cyborg878 said:

Fraze you're smart! XDDD

*Bow* Thank you. I have my moments of smartitude.

[Bacon]

micrody said:

S: Bacon radios the others and flies after the dropship. Keng rides Lily as she screams, “Say hello to my little lasers!” and fires at Marzia.

Actually, that would be Urchin, Keng's sister, in Lily.

[The Summarist]

strife said:

And about The Commander's "borrowing" of the stones that made up the castle's roof... I did it in order to make the battle with Ikkin more fair. <_<;; I didn't do it to intentionally upset the Knights, and besides, everyone is talking about how action needs to be taken in the plot. And if you want to talk about punching bags, consider the fact that more Spacefleet characters have died in this war so far than all of the other guilds combined, and I forsee a lot more deaths on our side in the future.

Spacefleet also has had the most NPCs, and NPCs are notorious for getting killed in Guild Wars. In the last one, in excess of one thousand NPCs met a terrible fate, one far worse than death (that is, they died, and nobody cared). At least the Horsemen care about your guys. :P

Case in point, if you want no casualties, forget the NPCs.

((And...I'll get to the other responses next time I log on. :] ))

[Kat]

[shadow=purple,left,300]...that battle in Castle Kestrel (and/or outside it) was pretty confusing, I admit.

But yay for astral projection! ^_^ It explains everything![/shadow]

[zarikrahia]

ZariKrahia Valnae Raldia Ailden (Illhvrenan full-name'd) brand answering machine, now with telepathy! xD!

Now, comments from the RPCs:

k!Zari: I forgot MYSELF? D:

S!Zari: Please leave a message after the swearword. @%*$#!!

Zaha: don't worry. I'll be back. After I have a nap and ponder the mysteries of instant noodlefood.

The clones: Meow.

[Bacon]

micrody said:

Do YOU see the trend here? Sorry, Cyborg, you're the odd one out. :P

Though on another hand, you break the trend, too, Bacon....

Betcha ye can't guess why. :P ^_^ hehehe.

Alas, as much as I hate to admit defeat in intellectual matters, I do so. ((Not that I'm incredibly smart, I just like to think I am.)) My curiosity is killing me((presumably Kat too...*cliche'd!*)). What is the trend?