Guild Wars II: The Summary (Rated T - the finale)

[Bacon]

ssjelitegirl said:

One doesn't talk about rope in the house of a hanged man.

Uh, I have a problem with that analogy: why are people in the hanged man's house at all? Unless they're police or Forensics experts, and then they might talk about the rope a good deal.

Not that I'm arguing with you about your post in general. In fact now that I know how the ship works, I'd take your side in any future debates if they pop up, but I doubt they will.

[Huntress]

seduphe said:

ssjelitegirl said:

One doesn't talk about rope in the house of a hanged man.

Uh, I have a problem with that analogy: why are people in the hanged man's house at all? Unless they're police or Forensics experts, and then they might talk about the rope a good deal.

Not that I'm arguing with you about your post in general. In fact now that I know how the ship works, I'd take your side in any future debates if they pop up, but I doubt they will.

It's not an analogy, it's a proverb x3 I'm not entirely sure if it's an Estonian thing only or whether there are analogies in other languages (for the most part I'm way lazy to look these things up, because usually proverbs don't get translated one-on-one). And it usually refers to talking about any kind of rope in general in front of the dead man's relatives. Hence the 'house of a hanged man' part.

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Oops, it seems I forgot to update the index last time I was on here, so I just did that now. :)

sillybatty said:

P: Speck says Leraye doesn’t have to fight (he just has to reassemble the gem) before going on about how awful magical perks are. Well, yeah, I kinda agree. >.>

Did you just-- Oh, Wolf... *facepalm*

What are you implying that I was implying? Rather, what are you inferring that I implied? Because, honestly, I thought the implications of that were wholeheartedly honest, and I simply cannot understand how that warranted a facepalm. -_-'

ninjina said:

xD I love your quotes on my posts. My RPing = not good

Don't worry, Jina! You'll get better with some practice. :)

seduphe said:

micrody said:

S: Deri mysteriously turns into a man and asks the hidden gem who it is while Jord continues to give the evil eye to the Pirates and Kyve studies the faces of their new allies, the Mercs (don’t they recognize them from the forest fight before?).

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Uh, when was Deri not a man? Did I ever imply he was a mere boy? Or female?[/quote]
Allow me to explain. It all began when I read this:

seduphe said:

Dari Vaner, previously unnamed by the narrator, nodded as he removed his helmet. He shapeshifted his head to his more comfortable wolf form. Absently he wondered why the helmets were made to fit humans when so many werewolves, like himself and Commando Keng, and other specieses made up Spacefleet. It took too much concentration for him to keep his head, even just his head, in human form all the time. He suddenly remembered to respond to Marine David.

"Ah, right, she did once say she used to be a pirate. I never realized she meant a literal 'Ahoy matey' pirate, I figured she preyed on unwary freighters wandering around in unsafe space."

You see, Deri had spoken that second paragraph, but I had interpreted it that that second paragraph had been spoke about Deri, hence why I had gotten her HIM confused as a woman. And, if you don't mind my asking, when did Dari become Deri? And whatever happened to David?

petfriendamy said:

*confused* You do mean Nature and not Surf, don't you? XD;

*hasn't finished reading this yet, but figured she should point that out* *may edit if she finds something else to comment on*

EDIT: *has finished reading it now* Well, since I feel the need to comment on something, I imagine that Jina came to the Spacefleeters just before they left, and didn't actually enter the Manor, but rather got to the entrance where the 'Fleeters were. Or something. XDDD; Yay for fixing of plotholes. *has found herself doing that with the GW movie, ironically enough*

Uh, yes, very well. 'Tis fixed. ^_^

And it's not as easy as it looks, is it, getting all these holes filled in?

ssjelitegirl said:

I'm seriously starting to think that if I hear one more complaint about my ship being godmodly, I'm going to bite someone's head off. Especially in the general vicinity of Big Fortress of Stone, The Mage-Nest of Doom, and That HQ 400,000 Kilometers from the Planet.

Aww, but Hunty, this time it was just a joke! ;_; ...Didn't you like the fancy recolored sprite that I made for it? You see, there really is no such thing as a Black Beekadoodle...yet. >.>

Nonetheless, I'm sorry that I offended you. -_-

[Bacon]

micrody said:

You see, Deri had spoken that second paragraph, but I had interpreted it that that second paragraph had been spoke about Deri, hence why I had gotten her HIM confused as a woman. And, if you don't mind my asking, when did Dari become Deri? And whatever happened to David?

I don't know about David, he is/was Keng's character.

I also have no clue about the name change... I guess it's just because I sound out names in my head rather than spell them, and Dari and Deri sound identical. At some point I misspelled it and kept misspelling it. And now that you mention it, I do like the spelling "Dari" better.

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seduphe said:

micrody said:

You see, Deri had spoken that second paragraph, but I had interpreted it that that second paragraph had been spoke about Deri, hence why I had gotten her HIM confused as a woman. And, if you don't mind my asking, when did Dari become Deri? And whatever happened to David?

I don't know about David, he is/was Keng's character.

I also have no clue about the name change... I guess it's just because I sound out names in my head rather than spell them, and Dari and Deri sound identical. At some point I misspelled it and kept misspelling it. And now that you mention it, I do like the spelling "Dari" better.

*shrugs* I see. Well, I personally read Dari as "Dar-ee" while I read Deri as "Dair-ee." Which, if either, is the proper pronunciation?

[Jina]

micrody said:

Don't worry, Jina! You'll get better with some practice. :)

Probably. But I think I'll stay out of GW2 now. Which kind of leaves me running into the battlefield. Maybe I die in there or something. I don't know xD

[PFA]

micrody said:

And it's not as easy as it looks, is it, getting all these holes filled in?

Not really, no. XDDDD ...Some of them holes are pretty big. But then, in GW2, we've just been blaming the gem for everything.

[Bacon]

micrody said:

seduphe said:

I don't know about David, he is/was Keng's character.

I also have no clue about the name change... I guess it's just because I sound out names in my head rather than spell them, and Dari and Deri sound identical. At some point I misspelled it and kept misspelling it. And now that you mention it, I do like the spelling "Dari" better.

*shrugs* I see. Well, I personally read Dari as "Dar-ee" while I read Deri as "Dair-ee." Which, if either, is the proper pronunciation?

The second, for both spellings.

[Wolf]

Apr 6, 2008 13:59:51 GMT -5 Bacon said:

micrody said:

*shrugs* I see. Well, I personally read Dari as "Dar-ee" while I read Deri as "Dair-ee." Which, if either, is the proper pronunciation?

The second, for both spellings.

So it is like milk! ^_^

[Huntress]

Apr 5, 2008 23:46:13 GMT -5 @micrody said:

Aww, but Hunty, this time it was just a joke! ;_; ...Didn't you like the fancy recolored sprite that I made for it? You see, there really is no such thing as a Black Beekadoodle...yet. >.>

Nonetheless, I'm sorry that I offended you. -_-

Jokes are only funny when in the right context xP But I don't do grudges, so dontcha worry about it :3

...gotta admit, Beekadoodles are prettier than Weewoos. Apart from that whole tradition-thing >>

[Strife]

Apr 1, 2008 14:56:48 GMT -5 Fraze said:

Oh, that Hunty and her godmoding ship of wonders--*head bitten off*

...*Grows new one*

I'm suddenly reminded of that shopkeeper guy in Men In Black who can regenerate body parts. xD

"Right in the piehole, now nothing's gonna taste right!"

Anyway, an entertaining update as always, Wolf. ^_^

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New chapter sometime later today if all goes as planned (PLEASE, let it go as planned!).

In the meantime (hoping that time is actually quite kind)...

Apr 9, 2008 6:02:06 GMT -5 Huntress said:

Jokes are only funny when in the right context xP But I don't do grudges, so dontcha worry about it :3

...gotta admit, Beekadoodles are prettier than Weewoos. Apart from that whole tradition-thing >>

*Phew!* Boy, am I glad to hear that!

You know, with the red flag raised, I was actually scared for a moment there... Hehe...heh... >.>

Apr 9, 2008 16:14:11 GMT -5 Strife said:

Anyway, an entertaining update as always, Wolf. ^_^

Always a pleasure! ...In one form or another, at least. xD

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Do mind the double post, but this is just too funny to ignore!

The following conversation happened over PM. To protect the innocent, I shall name no names.

Well, for one thing, I know I plan on adding considerably to that chaos once I'm current. Right now, I have a few ideas for what can be done, but I don't know what I can do, being about twenty pages behind. -_-

I was about to suggest you read Wolf's summary ... and then I remembered. xD

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(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet


Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Seventeen

Page NINETY-THREE

PMaK: Return of the Kitsune: Ikkin Attacks Back (in theatres Tuesday).

P: Leste is more as she joins the brawl.

Ma: Overlord begins fantasizing about The Commander.

S: Kat’s attack knocks Strife to the ground, but he quickly gets back to his feet, unfrazed. To his left, Jord punches Ikkin in the gut while, to his right, Deri hacks at Kat.

Ma: Surf demands full payments of retribution. I thought she was a Mage, not a Merc. Go figure.

K: Tamia reawakens and received Ethan’s letter asking her to join the fight. Confused, the wanders outside; if she joins the fight with Ethan, it’s Spacefleet against the gem, which is held by the Pirates, who’re fighting against the other half of Spacefleet (sans bystanders). However, if she remains a chaotic neutral in favor of the Knights, there remains a chance that this may develop into a war that’s more than two sides. Gotta love that polygonal greatness! \(^_^)/

S: Zari has a fiber-filled snack called papre.

P: As the Meepits bite off the enemy, Rider dashes to the ship. She makes it two meters, then passed out. But never fear! The Black Beekadoodle is here! Aye, it scoops ‘er up and sets her adeck.

Me: Jernath dodges Ikkin’s fire blast before launching an arrow at Leste, hopeful the tree hasn’t caught fire. Hey, waitaminute, isn’t the forest fire still burning from a few dozen pages back? Remember, Rikku’s rogue fireball? Yeah, I thought so. >.>

N: PFA keeps calling a dead line before she draws her katana and rushes to aid Uncle. I call this an unintentional assist trophy.

PMaK: In blocking and retaliating, Kat changes her weapon once again (though previously unspecified, Kat has changed weapons almost every post now). Nearby, Ikkin tries to take down Jord, whilst showing mercy. NO MERCY!

N: Cat Assassin tells PFA to watch him as he heads in to take out the Pirate captain once and for all.

P: Jina vanishes and appears in a mysterious dark plain, where a voice tells her to fight in the war before dropping her off with the rest of the Pirates. Weird. >.>

K((correct me if I'm wrong)): Ferdamei answers the door and asks if Zari (Ailura) is alright.

S: A to Z, volumes 5 and 6. (Amneiger arrives at Zari’s ship with Units 5 and 6).


Page NINETY-FOUR

P: Leste misteriously dodges Jernath’s arrow and goes in to attack.

Ma: Selene speaks nonsense.

S: Leoness and Cyclops meet Amneiger at the ship and while the former retrieves the medkits, the latter retrieves his suit…his eight-foot tall robotic suit. Strange, I’d always imagined Cyclops to be rather short in his suit, more like R2-D2 than an overmusculated C3-P0.

N: PFA accepts her mission and plays bodyguard for Cat Assassin.

Me: Jernath moves to defend himself.

P: As Bloody Mary rides the Blarf into a cannon (O_O), Hunty tells The Commander the Ninjas are coming, then tells everyone else that she’ll pay fifty shinies to anyone who brings her a Ninja’s head. But what if they want to be paid in rum?

N: Cat Assassin’s hamsterball breaks, so he tells his niece there’s a change in plans.

P: Leste says no more to Jernath as she runs off towards the battlefield again. It’s Ninja season.

N: PFA swears vehemently and braces for attack.

Me: Being a Merc (and having a dark and traumatic past involving assassins), Jernath raises his bow once again and takes aim at the Ninjas. They will die.

S: Kyve shows Surf his full wraith. O_o

S₂: Zari returns to her ship. Finally!

K: Ailura says she’s fine, but hungry.

Ma: Rikku returns to the kitchen (must be craving some pears).

N: Vyt, still dead, considers the fact that everyone seems to be corrupted by the gem; Cat Assassin, still alive, tells PFA to summon Vyt's shuriken and kicks aside Jernath’s arrow before kicking aside a cutlass, falling over, and rolling to the side, sans hamsterball.

PMaK: Deri’s last attack clipps Kat’s crescent-moon chain, so she sweeps it up from the ground and stows the cloudy pendent in her pocket before she spins around and sends ice daggers at the Marines.

Ma: In the library, the nondescript mage has a collect call with a nonexistent entity who, after hearing that the sky is [still] turning green, says to keep an eye on “him.” In the kitchen, Dracké decides he better get going. Don’t bump into Rikku; she wants pears.

Me: Jernath curses himself vehemently before nocking another arrow and aiming at the other Ninja.

N: While Uncle occupies the Pirate, the other Ninja summons a giant shuriken and is struck in the shoulder with an arrow. Poor shoulder. ;_; Miraculously ignoring the pain, she throws the shuriken, which starts spinning of its own accord and flies off towards the Marines and co, before she goes off to attack the Pirate (since Cat Assassin is now on his bottom and could use a little help up).

Me: Jernath, getting angry now that his arrows aren’t working, fires another arrow at the other other Ninja.


Page NINETY-FIVE

P: Leste recovers and attacks PFA; Speck throws lemons at The Commander before picking up a disabled blaster (it was shiny) and pocketing the useless currency for later. Reverse engineering, anyone?

Yep, then we can have SPACE Pirates. ~_^

S: Strife shoves Huntress away to scan Speck and steal her lemon bombs with his Leech.

...And now I feel like rambling for a while. A reader such as yourself may be confused about just where, exactly, this battlefield is. After all, just a few dozen pages ago, the castle was up against South Gate, which bordered the forest. Since the ship (whose name remains debateable) landed somewhere between the first two, logic would say there isn’t much space to fight, but in this case, logic would, of course, be wrong. You see, although South Gate does, in fact, border the forest, there’s quite a vast plain between its north end and Dunburrow’s capital, where the castle lies (sits? stands?). So, for those who wonder, the ship landed in this general area, closer towards South Gate than the capital (the wings have to have space to unfurl, do they not? And, besides, South Gate is smaller than the capital), while the battling occurs in the fields between the ship and the city. (Ship in the City, sounds like a hit.) For all those trees all too frequently inhabited, lightly forested areas surround South Gate, some such foliage available for battle.

And now, since I feel better, let’s return to our previously scheduled programming, already in progress.

N: Cat Assassin traps himself, PFA, and the Pirate in his Signum Sanctuary.

P: Speck uses her acquired skills to send a blood-mage healing spell at The Commander and in the Cap’n’s general direction.

N: PFA keeps fighting.

Me: Jernath fires an arrow at the lemon-bomber. You’d think he’d have grown tired of this tactic already.

S: Bacon renames the Stellar Eye the Excalibur III, X-3 for short (better than 3X, XD), and when he climbs out of it, he finds himself at…drum roll, please…the Mages’ Manor!

…Hey, hey, wait! I’d envisioned that he’d chased Marzia over the ship heading east, but the Manor is in the west! Or, hmm…maybe, after the explosion, he did not immediately crash, but was blasted into space and tried to recover, thus explaining how he’d gone so far from the explosion site. Yeah, yeah, that’s what happened. ^_^

S: Anyways, Bacon catches site of Ethan, gets excited, and asks to ride him.

PMaK: Ikkin catches sight of the shuriken and redirects it toward The Commander before pouncing on Jord. Now, now, Ikkin, let’s keep this PG.

Ma: Omni excuses herself and goes to bed. She wakes up in the future, but decides it’s best to go back to sleep.

S: Ethan ignores Bacon (he’s gone vegetarian, sorry) and climbs into the shuttle to buckle himself and Siber in. Remember, children, always buckle up. Safety first!

S₂: Amneiger notices Bacon and invites him aboard before boarding himself; Bacon thanks him and follows after. Looks like he’s got a new love interest. *tsk tsk* Ethan shoulda had him when he coulda had him.

PMaK: Kat trips over her own feet, then throws icicles at Deri. Gosh, is it Christmastime already?

Ne: Asthielle calls out for Ethan before he boards the shuttle and she turns away. Boy, Ethan really needs to open his heart to love or he’ll be alone forever. >.>

Ma: Surf does nothing much of little else.

N: The shuriken grows a conscious mind and is attraction towards The Commander. They’re like magnets.

S: Zari finally boards her ship and starts the engine; she tries to contact The Commander for orders, but when she finds his mind is more than fried for the moment, she turns to her passengers to vote. That’s right, America—you get to decide where they go! Just call toll-free on your Alltel or Cingular phone and vote today!


Page NINETY-SIX

S: The Marines keep fighting; X3 thinks fondly of Lily before he…before he…before he DIES!!! WAH!!!!!

S₂: Amneiger tells Zari to radio HQ as she drives to Dunburrow while he flips open the phone and dials Fraze. Let’s all hope he answers this time.

Ma: Rikku bumps Dracké (O_O) before sidestepping him, standing in front of the undead sparrow outside the window, and then promptly admiring the weather. Jeez, she’s MOODY!

PMaK: Kat swaps weapons once more and stops worrying about Strife.

P: Hunty hurls herself at The Commander’s heels; Bloody Mary talks to Blarfie.

PMaK: Ikkin attacks back and makes wind.

S: Speck’s healing spell causes Strife to live again and he doubles over in excruciating agony as the shuriken flies over his head towards Huntress; Leoness offers to treat Bacon’s arm and Zari’s headache whilst agreeing with Amneiger’s former sentiments.

Ne: A woman in dark robes steals a communicator from one of the marines in the forest feud a few pages back before she finds herself in the castle’s archives, reads a book, and discovers the hiding place of the king. Before she leaves, she writes down the incantation that will destroy the gem on a piece of parchment which she then hides in her other pocket.

Ma: Drakhé sees the bird, but instead asks Rikku if the sky is turning green or not.

P: Jina draws her dagger, but she’s not a very great artist yet, so she runs away screaming instead.

P₂: Leste keeps fighting the Ninjas. Classic.

Ma: Overlord swandives like a kestrel towards Strife. Boy, he just can’t make up his species, can he?

S: Bacon accepts Leoness’ offer of medical aid; meanwhile, the Marines keep fighting. No offense, but this is starting to feel like a bad RPG—the fighting just keeps going on and on and on with such monotone move sets. >.> Hey, I did say no offense!

N: Cat Assassin taunts Leste and talks more.

N₂: PFA tends to her wounds (as per the assassin’s order) and after she notices dirt in her wound, she begins to heal it with her magic hand. If not properly named soon, I shall henceforth call it Aura Palm.

P: Leste polishes her cutlass and asks Cat Assassin why he wants the gem. Gee, Leste, why do we want the gem? The same reason we always want the gem—to take over the world!


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PMaK: Ikkin summons a flaming tornado to envelop Jord.

S: Zari radios HQ and informs Davis Verdham about the goings-on before asking her passengers if they should go fast and blow their cover or keep their cover and go slowly. Sounds oddly explicit. >.>

N: Zaha wakes up in the battle field and asks the others if they need some help. So answer me, are all Ninjas either female or cats, or in this particular case, both?

N₂: Cat Assassin tells Leste he only wants the gem to be destroyed before he rushes in to attack her.

S: Amneiger swears as Fraze still doesn’t answer his phone, so he swaps love interests and asks Bacon how life at the castle was (like Bacon saw anything more than a blur as he flew past at warpspeed…yeah >.>).

P: Speck’s grazed by an arrow, in retaliation to which she launches a lemon bomb at Jernath’s tree and rushes up to him. Some kilometers away, Leste calls Cat Assassin a fool before she, too, taunts him on the battlefield.

N: Cat Assassin grabs Leste’s arm to keep her from attacking.

Ma: Surf ruthlessly beats up Kyve. Wow, she’s cruel.

PMaK: Kat sees the shuriken hurtling towards Huntress and tries to bring it to a halt.

Ma: Celestial burninates her way out of the lift. Was the toxic gas flammable or something? Anyways, since the intense light surrounding the flames eliminated all the shadows surrounding her, did Bluisa disintegrate?

P: Leste feints the feline before feigning alliterative failure as she flails around and flawlessly forces the dagger into the fumbling feline favored by Felicity.

P₂: Huntress parries the shuriken back at the Ninjas (she must’ve not see Leste with them) and then prods The Commander with her Sue-Sword and tells him there’s still time for him to surrender. Just call this toll free number within the next five minutes and you’ll get FREE shipping and handling!

S: Deri rushes in to Jord’s aid as he relaxes in the sauna-like feel of Ikkin’s firespout. Telling Amneiger he saw nothing, Bacon dazedly tears off his shirt for Leoness. I’m sensing yet another ship arising, and it’s neither the Pirates’ nor Zari’s. xD

N: Cat Assassin cries out as Leste’s dagger penetrates him more than he wants it to.

S: Lucille receives Davis’s report and tells Lucy to contact their dropship. Down in Subterranean Sector 2, the flash drones shield the others from Celestial’s burnination and then spawn silvery spiders and electrical nets that sail quite casually towards the dragoness as they giggle in delight.

N: Zaha, feeling ignored, rolls into a ball. Why don’t you join Blarfie in the cannon?

S: Zari feels indecisive. This is getting us nowhere.


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Me: Jernath narrowly keeps from falling out of the tree, then lies in wait for the smoke to clear.

N: PFA commands the shuriken to stop, so it falls to the ground and pretends to be a manhole cover.

S: Ethan votes for speed; Amneiger agrees with Ethan. Zari says fine, they’ll go already—but she’s gonna drive slowly! Slowly for her, at least. That’s still about fifty miles above the speed limit. >.>

WARNING: NEWCOMER APPROACHING

Ma: A ball of brown Doody crashes into Zari’s windshield. Darn birds.

PMaK: Kat keeps killing (legal disclaimer: no one’s dead yet).

Ne: Falling out of nowhere, Asthielle appears in the midst of the battlefield, at the base of Jernath’s tree.

Ma: Celestial withstands the Space Station’s attack.

P: Leste uses more of her mist to move out of Cat Assassin’s grip before she brings her cutlass down for the kill.

S: Zari confronts the brown…splatter on her windshied.

N: Cat Assassin parries the death blow before white light (care of Vyt) surround him and PFA as he goes back to strike. PFA heals herself, then stands again to back up Uncle. Again.

Ma: Doody jumps atop the ship and smashes right through it. Wow. That’s some powerful poop.

S: Zari starts overreacting and cries out for free pamphlets. She must be hungry.

Ma: Seemingly ignoring her threats, Doody asks if she has any weapons on her.

S: Amneiger tells the minitanks to hold fire. It’s always embarrassing to have overactive fire disorder, isn’t it? You just gotta go at all the wrong times.

Ma: Surf rips off her shirt and bandages her arm, struggling to remain conscious.


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Ma: Doody questions Spacefleet’s loyalty; he thought they liked the Mages.

S: Amneiger starts telling Doody that if he came in peace, he should’ve come through the door, but then loses his train of thought and asks him instead how he learned about Spacefleet. Well, duh, the world wide web, you know, universal consciousness? Come on, all the psychics have it these days.

P: Leste reveals her motives—she’s one of the Shadow Pirates that were conjured in the last Guild Wars, and she was made human by entering a pact with the Pirates (just to be clear, though, she is not part of a possible eighth guild that may or may not have anything to do with shadows…sheesh! >.>)—and then she spreads out her arms for Cat Assassin to kill her.

S: Zari narrows her eyes and tells Mr. Makes-Brown-splats that he offends her.

N: Cat Assassin scoffs at Leste and then releases his Signum Sanctuary, telling PFA that they have better things to do than fight a lost soul. What you’re missing, though, is that the Shadow Pirates had no souls; they were merely conjured out of thin air. Unless she was one of the few drawn by Bang, at which point she might have a little color to her character. A bit flamboyant and rather gaudy, but still full of personality.

Me: Cyborg feels inferior compared to The Commander, so he makes another earthquake as Midknight and Shado run off to hunt Ninjas. For fifty shinies? Heck yeah!

PMaK: Ikkin tells Deri to drop his weapons or Jord will suffer (as if he isn’t already).

Ma: Doody’s elusive about how he came about his knowledge or present location, but he says it has something to do with bumper stickers and riding dragons. Well, duh! Who’d ever try to put a bumper sticker on a dragon? Like, duh.

S: Zari asks Doody if he’s certain his head isn’t cracked four ways from southwest before Amneiger asks why they should trust Doody; it’s obviously he’s lying.

Ma: Rikku says she doesn’t believe the sky is turning green (not that she looks out the window to see if it’s true or not) and tells Drakhé that they should ask some others about this, too.

Ma₂: Doody, realizing he’s backed himself into closed quarters full of extraterrestrial terrestrials, decides the one thing left to do is faint. That’s gonna leave a mess.

S: Deri laughs in Ikkin’s face and keeps fighting as Kyve tells Surf to get on the ground. Now, I ask you, if Surf gets on the ground, is that a tidal wave?

S₂: In the shuttle, Bacon says nothing as Leoness operates on the long arm of the lawful cadet.

P: Speck lunges herself at Jernath. Crouching Pirate, hidden Mercenary.

Ma: In a devastating finale, Surf shoves up her wand and a star explodes from its end, shedding terribly bright light across the entire battlefield as she rushes off to find the Pirate ship and hide. Hopefully, in this momentary absence of sight, people will post less! ^_^

Or not. But I can always dream, can’t I?

(( EDIT :: stupid typo ))

[zarikrahia]

Lolz. Maybe we should repaint ship names on Zari's poor shuttle.

50 miles? You kidding? More like 200.

And..what is it with this summary and the love intrests of those poor human beings? D: *holds up "Leave Spacefleet Alone!" sign*