Guild Wars II: The Summary (Rated T - the finale)

[Fraze]

keng said:

We decided to minorly continue the ship. It's not going to be a perfect "<3" "<3" relationship, but it will be amusing when we can figure out how to fit it in. Our characters aren't exactly Romeo and Juliett though.

*Crackup* If Juliet was a shapeshifter and Romeo was prone to random bouts of homicidal rage--hey, it'd make the story a lot more interesting!

[zarikrahia]

micrody said:

Zari, sometimes, I must honestly wonder if it's only your characters that are out of their rocker.... >.> :D

:D Flying Fish.

I am a little weird, but not dangerously so. Besides. mad giggling is funner than watching some freaky soap or game show like the sane population of New Zealand. How else would I get nicknames like Squishy, Za-za the paper eater, The Rabid GateWall crasher, and the Flying Ocelot Clarinetist?

XD I am sane sometimes, when I feel like it.

I find it amusing that the first Zari to be shipped is the younger, more rawr-in-yer-FACE one. And to top it all off, with someone younger than her. (Namely, Ethan- *Points toward GW 'shipping club*- courtesy of PFA.)

s!Zari: EEEEEEEEWWWWWW. no offense, but ew. Ew ew ew ew. THAT'S NOT LEGAL. *flails*

[PFA]

frazeocity said:

keng said:

We decided to minorly continue the ship. It's not going to be a perfect "<3" "<3" relationship, but it will be amusing when we can figure out how to fit it in. Our characters aren't exactly Romeo and Juliett though.

*Crackup* If Juliet was a shapeshifter and Romeo was prone to random bouts of homicidal rage--hey, it'd make the story a lot more interesting!

... >_>



Zari- It could be cute though. D:

[Rider]

[glow=red,2,300]XDDD PFA... I love you. that is too adorable.[/glow]

[Fraze]

petfriendamy said:

frazeocity said:

*Crackup* If Juliet was a shapeshifter and Romeo was prone to random bouts of homicidal rage--hey, it'd make the story a lot more interesting!

... >_>



Zari- It could be cute though. D:

*Discreetly adds several more exclamation points to Cyborg's line*

[zarikrahia]

petfriendamy said:

frazeocity said:

*Crackup* If Juliet was a shapeshifter and Romeo was prone to random bouts of homicidal rage--hey, it'd make the story a lot more interesting!

... >_>



Zari- It could be cute though. D:

s!Zari: EW EW EW EW EW. *flails* If he were Illhvrenan, at his approximate age, assuming he's human, he wouldn't even be walking yet. D: NOT LEGAAAAAL.

[Amneiger]

zarikrahia said:

s!Zari: EW EW EW EW EW. *flails* If he were Illhvrenan, at his approximate age, assuming he's human, he wouldn't even be walking yet. D: NOT LEGAAAAAL.

You realize that the shippers would point out that humans and Illhvrenans mature at different rates, right?

...On the other hand, they are still both underage.

[zarikrahia]

amneiger said:

zarikrahia said:

s!Zari: EW EW EW EW EW. *flails* If he were Illhvrenan, at his approximate age, assuming he's human, he wouldn't even be walking yet. D: NOT LEGAAAAAL.

You realize that the shippers would point out that humans and Illhvrenans mature at different rates, right?

...On the other hand, they are still both underage.

Yes, Indeed.

s!Zari: NOT LEGAL. NOT LEGAL.

[Amneiger]

zarikrahia said:

amneiger said:

You realize that the shippers would point out that humans and Illhvrenans mature at different rates, right?

...On the other hand, they are still both underage.

Yes, Indeed.

s!Zari: NOT LEGAL. NOT LEGAL.

To s!Zari: CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. xD

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@pfa—

If you don't want to talk about it, we need not. Although, by my saying this so late after you said that, I may have just revived a conversation best left sleeping...for eternity. >.<

Kengplant and Fraze—

Juliet: Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Romeo: Just get on with it already and climb up here!
*moon comes up* *Juliet transforms into a raging wolf and runs off to chase a cat*
Romeo: Hey, get back here in the middle of that love scene! Hey—Juliet! FINE! We're over!

@zari—

Agreed. And don't worry, you're not the only who eats paper. We were at a restaurant tonight (my younger brother's birthday) and my mom gave my niece one of those cardboard coasters to play with, and a minute later, she had a chunk of it in her mouth. But, thankfully, my mom got it all out. ^_^ No more coasters for her!

@pfa and Rider—

I so totally agree with Rider! That is so adorable, PFA! -^_^-

@zari and Amneiger—

If I understood even half of what you said, I'm sure I'd have something to comment about!

@everybody—

New chapter momentarily...as soon as I edit and format it. :D

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(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet


Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Thirteen

Page SIXTY-SIX

Me: The squirrels tell the Pirates that Keng’s working for Spacefleet before they flee the ship and return to the forest; Cyborg reviews the ToC and says it’s good, but Jernath still wants to see the numbers.

N: PFA takes two steps and falls over in search of her sea legs.

P: Hunty tells Kat to get some maps before they set sail into the open sea; after reaching comfortable cruising speeds, she tells Celestial she won’t enjoy where they’re going, tells Goosh they’re going on irons (into the wind, if I got it right), and tells everyone else to get some sleep (those aforementioned shall go without).

S: Amneiger files a complaint to Team Space.

Ma: Celestial feels revitalized and breaks wind for the sails while Bluisa throws a fit that she got left behind.

N: Vyt pities Bluisa, forgives Subila, and thinks about Pokémon.

PMaK: Ikkin asks Hunty who Leraye is and if he’s a new Pirate or not. Well…kinda…sorta…no, not really. -_-

Ne: Leraye grabs a squirrel before it leaves the ship and holds in brutal captivity, hoping it’ll start a war.

PMaK: Kat brings a map to Huntress.

S: Keng says they’ll be paid enough creds to buy a bottle o’ rum a day. Check the OOC thread for exact figures.

Me: Midknight summons his shadow-fox Shado while the squirrels realize Cashew’s been kidnapped and declare war on the ship.

S: Fraze feels paranoid; Bacon feels obliged to stay quiet.

P: Zylaa introduces herself to Leraye before heading to her bunk belowdeck to go to sleep.

N: PFA follows Zylaa belowdeck and gets comfy-cozy in a hammock.

Me: Jernath, in fear of being swindled, asks Cyborg how much rum costs; Cyborg tells him the figures, but you should still check out the OOC thread. (Or click here. Or here.)


Page SIXTY-SEVEN

P: Hunty dismisses Kat and tells Ikkin Leraye’s kinda like a Pirate, but really isn't. Ergo, I shall count him as a Pirate! Just like I counted Clara as a Pirate. Hey, whatever happened to the lil’ pyromaniac anyways? I miss her. -_- Regardless, Ikkin’s not satisfied with the Cap’n’s answer, so she asks her where Leraye got a squirrel from. Oh, yeah, just go and change the subject, why don't ya!

Me: Jernath does the math, decides the pay is good, and accepts Keng’s offer of allegiance.

Ma: Bluisa calms herself and decides that, once Cat Assassin is awake, they shall follow the evil pirate ship.

P: Rider’s Meepits find Speck and tell her to follow them to the ship; Rider asks Leraye if what Zylaa said is true and then asks him for a couch, since a Ninja’s in her hammock.

P₂: Hunty ignores Ikkin and beseeches the ship to it use all of its black fog to sprout wings and start flying towards the land. I dread where this is going in so many more ways than one.

PMaK: Kat drops her wand and goes to bed.

Ma: Celestial returns to her dragon form and helps the gawky ship to fly.

PMaK: Ikkin asks the Cap’n where they’re going now.

P: Leraye tells Rider the army in the gem is the source of its power (but what he doesn’t tell her is that the gem was created as a Philosopher’s Stone, and that he had a hand in making it, and that if it shatters, the army will be unleashed) before he makes her a bed. *poof* She’s a bed. Darn alchemist.

Me: The squirrels continue to call after Cashew and jump onto Leraye; Cyborg tells Midknight to deal with the deal and asks Keng to help them find the squirrels.

P: Leraye flies out of the squirrel’s reach in attempt to make the Meepits think they’re the ones being targeted.

Me: The squirrels Hazel, Oak, and Redwood reorganize their armies and converge upon Leraye.

P: Leraye moves the couch again, this time right above the Meepits; however, all these squirrelly games are keeping Rider awake, so she tells them that if they’re not quiet, she’ll have Kat fence ‘em all up, Meepit and squirrel alike.

S: Bacon reaches for his squirrelometer, then realize he doesn’t have one. -_-


Page SIXTY-EIGHT

Ma: Rikku thinks fondly of Drakhé in the bathtub (guess this would be a bad time to mention the rubber ducky?) before dressing herself, wondering who and where the leader of the Mages is to inform her of Spacefleet’s invasion, and then heading to the kitchen for one last thing.

I: Tigereye and the others in the castle “wait for them to come to us.” How sinister. Meanwhile, at the dropsight, Marzia remembers his mother’s advice (“never trust a ship that can think for itself”) and cries wolf. Sorry, Marzia, I don’t go out with guys who go out with zombies. Besides, I’m taken. Ah, Shino…. ^_^

Me: Hazel shoves a Meepit out of the way while Cyborg and Midknight mock Spacefleet for not knowing how to find an army of 300 sixty-ninety squirrels.

Also, I’d like to mention that, at some point since Leraye took the crystal and calmed it, the sky has gone silent and the purple clouds have pretty much vanished (as an obvious after-effect of the gem finally being under control). Starlight and moonshine, here we come!

P: Hunty says they’re not Pirates, they’re Sheep.

Sheep: The Cap’n calls Leraye off the squirrels and has Bloody Mary retrieve the lemonbombs from the basement. With some matches and a little elbow grease, she throws them overboard…and directly onto Castle Kestrel, which, although made of rather impenetrable stone, suffers some reasonable damage. Unfortunately, I don’t think our insurance covers Piracy. You see, being landlocked as we are, our insurance company would never believe us. -_-

Sh₂: Ventratta sees the flight of the Black Beekadoodle and has a panic attack—ships aren’t meant to sail in the sky! Which means, obviously, he's never seen an airship before, which is rather confunding considering Rider's rampant Final Fantasy referencing. f-_-

Me: Jernath reprimands the Kougras’ bad behavior and goes to say—before hearing explosions in the north and asking his comrades what that was all about, not that any of them should know, seeing as how they’re all in the same boat as Jernath, which is a rather ironic choice of words to use, I daresay.

S: Bacon hears cannon blaster fire and readies his Pulse Charger to pursue.

Ma: Celestial joins in the attack and ravages the castle in memory of all the slain dragons.

S: Amneiger happens upon a poncho in Zari’s car just as the Black Beekadoodle flies overhead; under normal circumstances, he’d think he was going insane, but recent circumstances have been far from normal, so he doesn't. Leaving Unit 4 to guard the ship, he sets out after Zari and co. with Units 5 and 6 in tow.

S₂: Fraze quotes the Fellowship before alerting the others of the Pirate ship.

N: Cat Assassin awakens and tells Bluisa PFA did not betray them and that Vyt can come back, if they can guess why he didn’t come back before. The undead and all their games, how typical.

Ma: Bluisa is overjoyed and begins flying Cat Assassin after the ship.

Ne: Death and War (half the Horsemen of the Apocalypse) meet for coffee and reminisce about Death’s old horse of bones, whose head kept falling off, and War’s flaming mount, who’d he’d rather not talk about at the moment. Why so? Because even after sixty-eight pages of the Guilds War Roleplay, they’ve still got nothing better to do.

Me: Cyborg says they should go investigate the blaster cannon fire they heard in the north.

ShMaK: Ikkin tries to stop Huntress, but fails, crying out miserably to the castle as she quotes Star Wars. Watching the flames below grow as the smoke rises over them, she grabs the the Captain and demands why she did that. I smell the soft scent of mutiny coming on.... >.>

Sh: Leraye approaches Huntress and asks her what she wants of him.

Me: The squirrels cheer on Ikkin as they jump after Leraye again—and once again land on a Meepit.


Page SIXTY-NINE

Sh: Goosh clings to the railing before drawing “Knights Stink” in the air. Well, duh, of course we stink—baths aren’t around in our era!

K: Pyro and Zari return to the castle and go to enter it—just as the lemonbombs strike. Ah, the fresh scent of Pinesol! Pyro’s enraged as she watches the left wing of the castle consumed in flames, its towers caving in.

Now let’s see, if they’re coming from the north, that’d be east wing. Eh, nothing much there, just the servants’ quarters, the library—the library?! No, no, no—that can’t be it! The Mages’ Manor is west of Dunburrow, so it’s got to be the north wing—the Knights’ quarters! O_O But then, Fraze and crew were passed over by the ship, so it definitely must be coming from the south, thus the left side would be the west wing, the infirmary. How fitting, you know, since Kit already killed the healer. No wonder there were no casualties—she was already dead! -_- Regardless, Pyro swears vengeance.

S: Ethan defends his position, insisting that they had just gone on a three-hour tour.

Ma: Omni unplugs her nostrils and follows her nose to the sweet, delectable flavor of chocolate chip cookies!

Me: Jernath says adieu and dashes after Cyborg.

N: PFA prays they stop playing with the matches. Things always seem to go bad when they do. But it’s such a polite fire. -_-

S: Strife melts a hole in the castle for them to enter through; when the Sheep attack, he comes to the conclusion that the Black Beekadoodle is the demonic lifeform and that they must assist it in destroying the Knights. Go figure, now it’s a one-sided war against a guild that has practically no influence in this RP at all. *sigh* That's so depressing. -_-

S₂: Bacon reaches his ship and sees the marines fighting (or at least trying to fight) an invisible foe, a foe that is actually no longer there, Ha!

S₃: Amneiger’s interest in piqued; Zari and co. reach the Manor and knock three times.

K: Zari’s astonished and confirms it really was the East wing that got bombed, but thankfully the library was spared. Then…erm, something…strange happens, but I’m not really sure what that something is!

ShMaK: Kat wakes up and asks the Cap’n if she needs any assistance with turbulence.

Sh: Speck reaches the cliff and the Blarf rises out of the water to have her ride her…him? It?

Ma: Drakhé wakes up, gets washed and dressed, and heads down to the kitchen to eat some pears.

Sh: Ventratta joins Speck for a ride; Rider sleeps through the bombings, and when asked of it later, would only recall that it was a very polite fire.

N: Cat Assassin mocks the roleplay.

Ma: Bluisa revels in the irony of delight.

Sh: Hunty tells Ikkin to not touch her before telling Leraye to stop with the squirrel (or, well, at least with the Meepits) and then makes him an offer he can’t refuse; finally, Hunty lands the ship on the east side of the castle, next to the fire? No, that can’t be right, it’s too illogical, but that’s what she said….

Ma: Celestial retrieves her humanity and flies up to Bluisa and Cat Assassin to not let them near the ship.


Page SEVENTY

S: Keng hires the Mercs as they flee and tells the marines where they should be.

Me: The squirrels continue pleading to let the Cashew go; Rose is just happy they’ve got some action now. So, wait, that battle some pages ago wasn’t action?! Oh, yeah, I forgot…it didn’t actually happen. -_-

S: Fraze enters the castle and starts a democracy. As if my monarchy wasn’t one already.

Ma: Surf hops out of the window and runs into a signpost.

S: Bacon talks at length with the marines about nothing in particular.

Ma: Rikku admires Drakhé’s pears and then concocts and concoction before asking Drakhé why he’s in uniform; he says it keeps him warm and reminds him of home before he offers her a pear.

ShMaK: Kat mourns the castle. Well, at least she didn’t faint about it.

Ne: Asthielle declares a vendetta against the Manor: she dislikes that it dislikes her.

Me: Jernath stumbles over Hades’ body but keeps on going on.

S: Surly sends Fraze a map and The Commander wholly closes the whole hole.

Ma: Rikku admits she wants more than just a pear and hides her blushing.

N: Cat Assassin sees the rampant destruction of royal property and asks Celestial why, why, why?!

Ma: Celestial tells him why.

N: Cat Assassin nods, then nods again, and finally tells Celestial to beware the power of the gem. It taints people. It corrupts them. It acts a lot like Meepits put under a magnifying glass on a sunny day: They might look all cute and innocent for a while, but then they explode.

And with that, I bid you all a kind adieu until next time. Wolf out.

…

On second though, Wolf in. You see…the Neopian Times wasn’t up on time (how ironic >.>), so now you get two full BONUS PAGES!!!! ^_^


Page SEVENTY-ONE

Ma: Celestial agrees, but wants to know why she should trust Cat Assassin.

Me: Cyborg uses his mad botanical skills to get Midknight and himself on the Beekadoodle.

N: Cat Assassin wonders how to prove his trustworthiness to Celestial.

Ma: Bluisa says, if she gets the gem and is overcome by it, they should kill her. Game over.

Me: The squirrels rejoice as Cyborg tells Hunty that if Leraye doesn’t release the secret weapon the squirrel, there’s going to be a lot of trouble.

S: Keng finds Marzia’s footprints in the snow and begins tracking him.

Sh: The ship gets indigestion and throws up all the Mercenaries, Cashew included.

Me: As the squirrels roll around, Cyborg insults his former captain.

S: Bacon swears as he realizes Marzia’s already in the dropship.

I: Tigereye drafts a plan of action before approaching Spacefleet and introducing themselves as members of the Shield Guilde (you wouldn’t’ve ‘eard of them) who call themselves the Peacemakers and offering The Commander and alliance; Marzia examines the dropship’s control unit, trying to figure out how the new[er] technology works.

S: The marines try to activate the emergency over-drive function while Bacon and Keng discuss possibilities for Plan B; Lily, with Urchin, and Bacon, with the Stellar Eye, go to shoot down Marzia if he gets up while Keng and some o’ the marines head towards the Castle.

Me: Jernath considers his manners and asks Surf if she’s alright.

Sh: Speck mounts the blarf and they ride through the forest as the sun begins to rise.

Q: What do you call a kraken out of water?

A: Whatever’s under Speck. XD

Ma: Surf says she’s alright, but wonders what happened to the Weewoo and why the sky is pink. Well, Skeleton Boy by the side of the rode….


Page SEVENTY-TWO

S: Ethan asks Asthielle who she is. Hmm, the easy answer is: Someone who wants in the Manor as much as he does. The long answer is…well, read the summary. ~_^

Ma: Omni plates the cookies and strikes up a conversation.

Me: Jernath grows bored and starts heading for the ship.

Sh: Rider debriefs the Meepits. Hmm, well, I guess I hadn’t realize Petpets were customiseable and could get briefed to begin with! ^_^

Ma: Celestial’s wing infection (from many pages ago, id est, the night before) comes back to haunts her and she flies away to heal herself, sending Overlord to join Bluisa, but crash-lands along the way.

S: Zari echoes Ethan, which is definitely not the same as Echo zarying Ethan, which sounds rather painful, if I do say so myself.

S₂: The Commander accepts Tigereye’s alliance…and pins him on the floor with his gun. ‘Shippy time! ^_^

Sh: Hunty regrets her decision to throw off Cyborg and asks him what he wants, if he still wants anything other than war, at least.

Me: Cyborg says he no longer needs an alliance with the Pirates—erm, he mustn’t know that they’re really Sheep—because he’s got a better alliance, with Spacefleet. They have blasters. Much more efficient than their old and run-down pistols. Boo-yah!

Ma: Drakhé ignores Omni and gives Rikku what she wants. =)

Ma₂: Surf beseeches the Captains and asks when Extreme Makeover: Ship Edition premiered and if she can catch it on rerun.

ShMaK: Kat gets over the castle and offers her assistance to Huntress. Again. I guess this can mean only one thing: Kat has high replay-value. xD

Ne: Asthielle asks Ethan who he is. Is it me, or is this conversation going nowhere?

S: Zari gives Asthielle the down-low and asks for the up-high in return, with directions to Leoness thrown on the side. Meanwhile, at the dropships, Bacon turns on the Stellar Eye and it sings Elvis.

Me: Jernath stumbles over Celestial, but gets distracted by the Mercs at the Beekadoodle and goes to join them instead. He’s so selfless! -^_^-

Ma: Bluisa drops Cat Assassin off at the Pirate ship and asks Overlord to elaborate on his proposition that they revive Vyt without the gem.

And now, with the bonus behind us, the chapter is officially, ultimately, undeniable complete.

Et etiam, Lupus ex est.

(( EDIT :: RUM. serious business. ))
(( EDIT ii :: Linkage. very important. ))
 

[PFA]

micrody said:

Me: Jernath, in fear of being swindled, asks Cyborg how much rum costs; Cyborg tells him the figures, but you should still check out the OOC thread. (Find me the posts and I’ll link it! ~_^)

Found and linked. :D

...Well, that was my version, anyway. Fraze's version is over here.

[Huntress]

Hey, dontcha underestimate sheep. Have you any idea what a sheep can do to an attacking wolf when protecting its young? S'not pretty.

And someone needs to map the entire country x___x I sortof figured that the pirate ship would approach the castle from the west, where the sea is, but I've no idea just how exactly Kestrel is positioned, or where its wings would be. Um, the gem's not only causing time malfunctions, but also geographical?

[Celestial]

ssjelitegirl said:

Hey, dontcha underestimate sheep. Have you any idea what a sheep can do to an attacking wolf when protecting its young? S'not pretty.

And someone needs to map the entire country x___x I sortof figured that the pirate ship would approach the castle from the west, where the sea is, but I've no idea just how exactly Kestrel is positioned, or where its wings would be. Um, the gem's not only causing time malfunctions, but also geographical?

And this kids is why you should never trap black holes in gems. XD

[zarikrahia]

Echo Zarying Ethan. xD

That would probably involve an encyclopedia, a cat brush, and a glass of multicoloured space slime, knowing Zari.

Wolf's other post:

S!Zari: I was only puzzling out the mysteries of crackshipping Ocelot Fae with humans, coming to a conclusion, then being called underage, then being told to calm down