Guild Wars II: The Summary (Rated T - the finale)

[zarikrahia]

True. Ailura-Zari and Pyro's actrivity has really slackened off. For partners in burninating crime, we're slow enough to let the pirates blow up the castle first.

Lets hope Wolf got Castle Kestrel insured...

[Rider]

micrody said:

Regardless, I'll clarify it here, but don't stop on my account. Just...um...which Meepit did cast Thundaga, Cindy, Mindy, or Sandy?

[glow=red,2,300]I never specified, but let's just say it's Cindy 'cause she's adorable.

XDDD I love this summary. I'm calling her the Black Beekadoodle now. [/glow]

[Omni]

*just skimmed over the most recent stuff, specifically the mage parts*

Well, when learning some stuff about babysitting, I learned that when one gets a nosebleed, they should pinch their nose gently (preferably with a tissue, but since Omni didn't have a tissue she made a small, bent rock to pinch her nose with), breathe through their mouth (naturally ), and tilt their head forward (which is a bit trickier when you're trying to see where you're going while flying ) so that the blood doesn't drip down the esophagus, I've been doing that ever since and haven't had any problems. And I'm pretty sure you shouldn't let it drip freely, 1. because of blood loss, 2. I bet it would take longer to stop bleeding, if it stops at all. If I had to guess why plugging (as opposed to pinching) one's nose would be a problem, I'd say that removing the plug probably disturbs the newly scabbed-over tissue and causes it to bleed again. (Though I don't know for sure so… *shrug*) And, well until I learn of a better method (if there is one), I'm going to stick with that. Maybe you could ask you mom, see what she says. …Or I could ask my dad, since he's an EMT.

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frazeocity said:

First: *Crackup* Just how many times are you planning on changing the pirates' ship name?!

As many times as necessary.

Second: You made Keng orange (PMaK color) in one part of page fifty-four.

Will fix. :)

*Snerk* Technically capoeira rather than ballet, but I can see why you'd think that.

Might I refer you to the disclaimer, "part parody"? :D


Rider—

Cindy. Check.


Omni—

Good to know. :)


Everybody—

New chap. today. Lemmetellya, it's gonna be long.

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(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet


Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Eleven

Page FIFTY-SIX

S: Bacon stabs Cyborg from the shadows and tells him to play more fairly. True story.

S₂: Leoness thinks badly of Huntress before noticing Strife on the mirror and running off crying. Sob story.

S₃: Surly calls for backup while Strife ignores the chaos and stares at Jernath longingly. …Love story?

Me: Cyborg falls to the ground, bleeding but alive, and runs towards Midknight to save him. Meanwhile, Midknight considers casket or cremation.

P: Goosh watches Rider watching him watching her watching him watching her watching him watching her watching him watching her before he adjusts the mirror so they stand face-to-face, but they get disconnected in the process. Goosh shrugs it off and says, even though the lioness has vanished and may be in trouble and Speck is most-definitely in trouble and most-likely possessed, they should head to the ship: the gem’s there.

N: Cat Assassin screams, blowing his cover. Must’ve seen a dog. I swear, it wasn’t me!

Ma: Celestial transforms into a purple dragon and announces that Dragon Airlines is now boarding.

N: PFA climbs aboard and properly introduces herself to Celestial. Um, did I say “properly”? O_o

Me: Cyborg shoves the marines off Midkight and asks if he’s okay (he says, “yes” >.>) before calling Rose over to heal them.

({ At Strife’s orders, the marines surround them. [see p. 57, S₂.] })

S: Fraze offers to [medically] treat Midknight if Cyborg stands down. No disassemble Cyborg, Fraze.

Me: Cyborg says he’ll stop fighting, but quite frank slothly, he just doesn’t trust ‘em.

PMaK: Ikkin says Leoness is in no danger (none that the Manor won’t protect her from, at least) and suggests that they just head to the ship already.

Ma: Sev offers his wings and teleports them all to the Black Beekadoodle. I hope they grabbed the cookies, they shouldn’t go to waste. >.>

Me: Rose rushes over to the brothers ({the Commander tells the barricade to let her through}) and heals them before scurrying towards Jernath. ({The Commander kicks him up to her}), and she begins working on him, keeping a watchful eye on Strife. Cyborg thanks her and tells Fraze the deal is off, but if they can have a minute to talk to Keng without anyone attacking them, they might be able to settle this peacefully.

P: Joy! Zylaa stole some cookies before they left! ^_^

S: Bacon feels neglected and asks Fraze where the medpack is. He could use a boost.


Page FIFTY-SEVEN

S: Zari doubles over in pain and calls out a Code Myth.

S₂: Far across the ocean blue, The Commander vivifies the scene ({details added for factual validity}) and tells Keng to give the Mercs a minute (and not a second more, or else a second round of laser fire will be their last grievance from Spacefleet).

S₃: Keng asks Cyborg what he’s got to talk about now.

Ne: Ielle grumbles over the black mist and tries to fight her way in.

PMaK: Kat makes small talk with her dragon steed.

Me: Cyborg says they’re leaving in search of the Pirates and asks Keng if she want to join them before calling Rose over to heal Keng, who’s suppressing her screams.

P: Hunty climbs to the royal yard (three golden feet?) and welcomes the phoenix-fire arrivals before demanding Ielle tells her who she is (amnesia much?). Meanwhile, Rider summons the Magus Sisters (Magi Sorores…they your Meepits, too?) and tells ‘em to douse the mage (Ielle, who might be magical, but for the purposes of this summary, is not a mage. Yet) before boarding the ship and telling Hunty they should just ignore Ielle and find Speckles. Hey, what about Dragon?

Me: Jernath thanks Rose, glares at The Commander, and considers allying with the Pirates. Shame is, Mercs work for money, and Pirates rarely give it up. ‘Tis a shame, too (NOT A SHAMPOO!).

N: PFA makes Kat’s small talk bigger.

Ma: Celestials takes off and makes Kat’s small talk the biggest yet.

S: Fraze gets out his medkits and decloaks to give some supplies to Bacon and treat Keng’s arm, telling her she probably shouldn’t trust the Mercs’ healer. Keng accepts his help and declines Rose's (rosae, rosae, rosas, rosarum, rosis, rosis) before telling Cyborg that they’re fools for attacking, that Speck had been possessed and they had acted in self-defense, and that she will not now, not ever join them this instant. What about next instant?

Ma: Bluisa happily rides Celestial.

N: PFA worries about fighting as tired as she is. So take a nap. Um, er, but then she might fall off…. Minor price to pay for a good night’s sleep!

Me: Cyborg tells Keng she’s betrayed the Pirates and they’re all leaving, with or without a fight. Jernath rises to his feet and tells Cyborg to lead the way.


Page FIFTY-EIGHT

Ne: Asthielle shields herself from the rain and prepares to summon the gem.

PMaK: Kat concludes her fully-grown small talk and waits patiently for Celestial to land.

Me: Rose tells Cyborg to not let his anger cloud his decisions and that she’s ready to go.

Ma: Celestial grabs Overlord’s limp body from the ground and prepares to land closer to the ship.

S: Keng finishes her ranting and passes the decision of letting the Mercs leave or not onto Strife.

Me: Midknight says they better not try anything on them as they try to leave.

P: The Magi Sorores—Cindy, Mindy, and dandy Sandy—continue attacking Asthielle as per order of their master, who told them under no uncertain terms should they be anything other than the cute, vicious, and distracting Meepits that they are.

Me: Before they depart, Rose asks Fraze why she can’t be trusted. Aww, he hurt her feelings! -_-

N: PFA sees the Black Beekadoodle rising on the horizon and hopes the Pirates haven’t double-crossed her.

S: The Commander laughs at Cyborg and Midknight and tells Keng to do with them as she sees fit, providing they’re punished according to Spacefleet protocol, and walks off with Surly to save—or destroy—the world. Just wait until he finds out that Kit is dead. O_O Be afraid, be very afraid….

Me: Cyborg double-dog dares Keng to stop them. Hmm, cna you double-dog dare a werewolf?

S: Bacon says they have impenetrable metal ships. That fly. And can shoot them down if they escape. Good point.

Me: Jernath pleads Cyborg to stop; they can enact revenge another day (if it ever IS day again, at least, it’s been night for, what, days?!).

S: Keng stalls for time and watches a wedding video before deciding the only thing left to decide is what punishment the Mercs deserve for their first attack as various loopholes have cleared them of the rest—wait, wait, wait! You mean, we had all those pages for no good reason? Just—just unnecessary exposition?! I can’t believe this. And yet…all that fighting accomplishes very little…everyone’s been healed, feuds are being set aside, and punishments are being dealt. Well, for my sake, those punishments better be worthy of the time it’s taken to get to them….

S₂: Amneiger messages Fraze and asks him why he never returns his phone calls.

Me: Rose asks Keng, if, in exchange for punishment, they can come to a peaceful settlement of exchange. Hmm, last time I tried that, my country went to war. -_-


Page FIFTY-NINE

Me: Midknight tells Keng that if they’re arrested, they should be arrested, too, and Cyborg tells Rose and Jernath to find the Pirates and tell them Cyborg needs them, and Cyborg should study commas some, and I’ve totally said “and” way too many times, so I should just end this now.

S: Keng counts one, two, three, four, six, six, seven before losing her train of thought; after counting seven twice more, she remembers to tell Cyborg their charges can be waived (waiven?).

S₂: Fraze tells Rose he’d had to err on the side of caution, thus why he didn’t trust her, before leaving to catch up with Strife; along the way, he returns Amneiger’s phone call and tells him what happened before he pings him. …That’s not the same as banging him, is it? o_O

Me: Jernath tells Rose they should hurry and starts to leave.

S: Amneiger tells Fraze to keep pinging him and asks about the Pirate. At the scene, Bacon defends his position and prepares for retaliation.

N: Cat Assassin feels irritated. He should scratch a tree for a while to relax.

Ma: Bluisa asks Celestial to stop: Cat Assassin is nearby.

P: Hunty tells Ielle courtesy works wonders before welcoming the dragon (riders inc.) and telling the ship to let them in. Even the Ninjas? Yes, even the Ninjas.

PMaK: Kat yells at Ielle and sparks fly.

Ne: Ielle yells at Huntress that they can keep the ship after they’ve handed over the gem; it doesn’t matter, see, because it’ll destroy them all anyways.

Ma: Nature awakens with a scream. A very, very loud scream.

Ne: An Elvish Dragon egg hidden in the Manor begins hatching.

Me: Midknight tells Keng they should all be executed on the spot, but Cyborg has the sense enough to ask the conditions (medical or meteorological?). Rose asks Jernath if they should really leave; if a fight starts, Cyborg and Midknight might die.

N: PFA leaps off Celetial, telling her to continue to the ship, and runs off in search of Uncle.

Me: Jernath tells Rose she can stay behind to heal them if needed while he can go off in search of the Pirates.

P: The Magi Sorores continue to assault Asthielle while Rider continues to swear loudly and flamboyantly. That's fierce.

Ma: Celestial lands and lets everyone off before turning into a human and healing Overlord (who flies off after PFA and Bluisa, who’s joined the Ninja) before turning towards the American Mages showdown and lifting Asthielle into the air for a Seismic Toss out of left field as this chapter comes to a sudden end because it got to big and exceeded the maximum allotted message space. >.> ._.

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Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Twelve

Page SIXTY

PMaK: Ikkin decides to stand by in case she’s needed. It depends if Asthielle’s incapacitated or not.

Ne: Leraye pulls up a seat and watches the show.

Ma: Bluisa merges with the mist. But…isn’t the mist the ship? So, uh, don’t get me wrong here, but is she ‘shipping the ship? O_o

N: Cat Assassin contemplates dying of frustration.

Me: Cyborg tells Jernath and Rose they can stay; he calls for other messengers, a bunch of squirrels led by a girl-squirrel named Hazel, who tells them to head out after Cyborg give them their mission statement.

S: Strife and co. make it South Gate, see the fresh snow, and decide they should set up base in the castle. Hey, it’s one thing if my Knights decide to have a party while I’m out of town (…they’ve done it in the past -_-), but if someone else takes their liberty to throw a party while I’m away, they’ll pay, oh, yes, they’ll pay dearly. Very dearly.

P: The ship spits. (In actuality, the ship responds negatively to Bluisa’s ‘shipping it and thus vomits the Mage off the ship and onto the mainland with PFA. Chronologically, this occurs a few posts back when Bluisa was godmoded via Celestial off the boat alongside PFA before Vyt could post about it.)

Me: Cyborg says they could escape through the treetops, if needed.

Ma: Surf jumps out of bed and asks Nature what happ—before she sees a shiny in the distance.

N: PFA runs up to Uncle and asks if he’s alright. (Correction: Bluisa is not with her; on the contrary, the ship spit her farther than expected.)

Me: Jernath says he’s feeling up to taking the high road through the treetops. Rose says she’s in, too, but they’ve got to move quietly, they’re still surrounded.

S: Fraze reads an ebook before they arrive at South Gate and, after wondering why the castle is so strangle empty, he messages Amneiger to tell him they’ve made it to South Gate and the Pirate just ran off. Amneiger isn’t too thrilled by the answer, but, nonetheless, he fills in the other team, Team Space, I believe.

Ma: Sev laughs at Bluisa as she blasts off at the speed of light.

Me: Cyborg offers to let Jernath ride him to escape, while in the forest, Cashew the squirrel and Hazel discuss possible means to an ocean.

S: Bacon feels bored and hums Johnny Cash.

Me: Jernath decides riding Cyborg would be unmanly and turns down the generous offer.


Page SIXTY-ONE

Ma: Omni gets left behind and sees a hoard of people coming towards the Manor before hearing Nature’s scream; she rushes back inside to see if she’s ogay.

S: Ethan asks Amneiger if he has any waterproofing handy: Cyclops is an uncomfortable sensation. Meanwhile, Zari worries about finding Leoness and being spotted by her…Other.

Ne: Asthielle fights off the Meepits before being lifted into the air and telling Celestial she wants the gem, and if she gets it, she’ll even disclose how to destroy it.

PMaK: Kat asks Hunty if the ship will spit her off, too, before telling Celestial not to waste her time on Asthielle, “she’s mine.”

Ma: Bluisa protests her dismissal and says this is madness.

N: Cat Assassin says the gem is attacking him.

Ma: Drakhé has a ball, dreams of dancing with a chimera, and then promptly falls out of bed. Again.

Me: Cyborg and Midknight jump into a tree.

S: KENG LOSES HER PATIENCE AND FORGETS TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK.

Ma: Nature is more-than-startled by Omni’s appearance and casually asks about the shiny outside.

S: Cyclops curls up around Ethan’s neck and pretends to be a boa before asking Zari about her…Other.

Ma: Celestial tells Ielle the gem must be restored and returned to its rightful owner—not destroyed—before telling Kat she’s hers when she wants her.

P: Zylaa comforts Bluisa, telling her this isn't madness, it's the Weewoo, and asks her to explain why, last time they met, she was trying to kill everyone whilst everyone was trying to kill her.

N: PFA calls out to the gem, pleading for it to release Cat Assassin—they are not [very] evil!

Me: Jernath climbs a tree.

P: Hunty tells Kat the ship’s safe and goes to interrogate Bluisa.

Me: Cyborg tells Rose to get in the tree before he jumps out of it to talk with Keng. Again.

Ma: Bluisa tells the Pirates she doesn’t know a thing—all she wants is to revive her friend! ;_;

N: Cat Assassin sees Bluisa and starts crawling towards her; he must know her identity. Dun dun DUN.


Page SIXTY-TWO

P: Goosh asks for his orders. Would you like fries with that?

Ma: Overlord tells Bluisa that Vyt can be revived without the gem, but with great sacrifice.

Me: Rose can’t jump to save her life, and yet, she does exactly that and joins the others in the trees to watch Cyborg talk to Keng.

S: Keng rambles on about terms and conditions before she and the Kougra kiss.

Me: Cyborg savors the sensation; Jernath feels jealous; Rose revels the romanticism.

S: Amneiger says he has no ideas if there’s any waterproofing, and truth be told, he’s rather afraid to look around Zari’s ship. And Zari, meanwhile, talks nonsense…

K: Zari’s thoughts run rampant. They may or may not be loyal to the Knights.

S: Bacon asks if they’re done kissing or not. Wow, can they hold their breaths, or what?!

Ma: Rikku is visited by a figment of her imagination who warns her that Fred is lovesick about her, and she about him. Well, he must’ve gotten Fred confused with Drakhé, because Fred is in love with Marzia, not Rikku.

Ne: Asthielle pleads that nobody understands her—the gem is hers, only she can control it…. Bluisa said the same thing. -_-

PMaK: Kat waits impatiently for Celestial to set down Asthielle.

Ma: Celestial drops Ielle and flies to the feline.

Ma₂: Kit kills Ikkin, Seline burns down, Omni’s beheaded, Hunty’s mutilated, the sun stops shining, the moon turns red, and—no, no, wait, that was just Nature’s dream. Unabashedly, she starts sobbing.

Ne: The Elvish dragon hatches.

Me: Cyborg comes up for air and announces they have a new ally. Midknight’s all, okay, yeah, great, but what about the squirrels? Funny he should ask that, as just about now, they’re arriving at the ship and calling out for the Pirates. They’re a popular bunch this time around, aren’t they?

To that end, it’s interesting to note that, in the last Guild Wars, the activity level of the guilds went roughly as follows, levels decending: Mages, Knights, Pirates, Ninjas. In this RP, however, the activity output of the guilds seems almost inverted: Mages/Pirates, Spacefleet, Ninjas, Mercenaries, Knights. Hopefully, with my [long-?] awaited arrival, things will begin to even out a bit more.

Anyways, at this point, I would like to cordially invite you to read THE SHORTEST PAGE IN HISTORY! Measuring an approximate 1800 words, this page is hardly even TWENTY-PERCENT the size of an average page. Then again, after this, the average wordcount per page has probably decreased to two. >.>

Regardless, in honor of this momentous occasion, I shall post this next part in SUPER-SMALL SCRIPT!


Page SIXTY-THREE

P: Rider hallucinates: The squirrels are talking. To top it off, the squirrels are talking. In other news, she calls off the Magi Sorores and sends them off in search of Speck with Nalia, Offsephius, and Ventratta (more Meepits).

Me: Hazel haunts her with horrid hallucinations.

Me₂: Jernath wonders who they’re allied with: Spacefleet, the Pirates, or Keng. O_o

N: PFA asks Celestial if she can help Uncle.

Me: Cyborg partitions a vote to decide their allegiance: Midknight votes for Pirates, but Rose declines, saying she’ll go with the flow, that it doesn’t matter to her. Which is why we have no good presidential candidates: Those who hold the power to vote decide not to. >:|

S: Bacon feels left out and forgotten.

N: PFA notices Uncle crawling away and yells at him to not hurt her—she’s Bluisa! So she thinks.

Me: Jernath votes Pirates. Cyborg sides with Spacefleet, but that’s not saying he’ll attack the Pirates. Unless they attack first.

S: Bacon tallies the votes and announces that Spacefleet has lost. I sense a schism coming on. >.>

Me: Rose feels touched by my voting speech (good time to plug this again, isn't it? Name the city! Vote now!) and sides with Spacefleet, but agrees on not attacking the Pirates. Now, what was I saying about a schism coming on…?

Me₂: Jernath shakes his head and sighs.

N: Cat Assassin gives his energy to Bluisa and passes out, unconscious, dying, dead.

Ma: Surf sings the Wal*Mart song while Celestial goes to revive Cat Assassin and Overlord continues to convince Bluisa she needs not the stone to Vyt revive.

S: Keng asks the Mercs why they’re going to be attacking the Pirates.


Page SIXTY-FOUR

S: Bacon, though present and accounted for, still does not know what has happened.

P: Rider groans, thankful she’s not delusional, and asks the squirrels what’s wrong.

N: PFA asks Celestial if Uncle’s going to be okay. Well, she’s just full of questions, isn’t she?

Me: Jernath has an idea and hops down a branch or so.

S: Keng rambles on about job openings and minimum wage.

I: Marzia and Trilby have a long discussion on bugs and machinery before deciding they should assist Spacefleet in overtaking Castle Kestrel. Why, you little—I oughta—

I₂: Nevermind. Trilby ventures to assist Tigereye and the others cause chaos while Marzia plots to hitch a ride to Spacefleet HQ and overtake it. By force. Very little force, since, you know, all of Spacefleet’s force is presently spread over the earth like little bugs on a windshield driving down the highway, ten miles over the legal speed limit. Squuuuuuuishhhhh!

Me: The squirrels tell Rider the Mercs want to be her Valentine ally while Cyborg tells Keng the Mercs are not lazy. Hence, he has an army of squirrels to do his bidding.

Me₂: Jernath asks to read the fine print of the ToC. No, not the Triforce of Courage—the Terms of Cooperation!

Ne: Asthielle pwns Kat (which is rather ironic as Kat actually owns Asthielle) and steals her staff to start summoning the gem. Nasty witch.

S: Strife plans to infiltrate the castle, leaving no survivors, before he feels Asthielle’s side affects. Take only as prescribed by your family physician. Does no one read the fine print anymore?

Ma: Bluisa feels too nervous to speak.

N: Cat Assassin realises he's dead and learns the [other] dead guy is Vyt. I always suspected it was him.

Ma: Thanks to a couple Chaos Emeralds, overdrive Overlord uses Volt Tackle on Asthielle (gotta love that).

P: Hunty tells Goosh to get the crew’s status before leaving Bloody Mary to handle the squirrels and tossing the gem to Leraye to calm it again.

Me: The squirrels explain the sitch and try to start a fight. -_- *sigh*

P: Zylaa tells Hunty about the army-in-the-gem before asking to sleep with Leraye on the couch—boy, can she use a nap! X_x *brick’d*

Ma: Omni tells Nature to get a life. Or go meditate. The possibilities are endless.

S: Ethan groans at Amneiger and asks Zari if she’s okay.


Page SIXTY-FIVE

Ma: Bluisa is liberated from the evil and loses her affiliation with darkness; she retrieves her crystal ball and warns Huntress that no one can control the gem entirely. But if you can reach 50%, you're good to go.

N: Cat Assassin and Vyt share a spirited discussion on the nature of spirits; PFA pleads for Bluisa to not hurt Hunty.

Ma: Celestial tries to talk sense into the mage and feels an odd respect for the Pirates.

PMaK: Kat says don’t interfere: Ikkin says who cares and stops Asthielle’s summoning spell.

Ne: Leraye works to counteract the summoning spell and lets Zylaa have her share of the couch. Asthielle can’t handle the pressure and teleports away. Loser.

Ma: Drakhé toils over the meaning of life, love, and the universe before getting a letter from Kwoiffeil. But, eh…isn’t Drakhé Kwoiffei? Or this like the Vyt/Bluisa/Cat Assassin love triangle?

P: Bloody Mary tells the squirrels Cyborg must come in person if he wishes to file for an alliance; Hunty tells everyone who's good to get onboard, while everyone not good should get off it: It’s bed time, and for my sake, we deserve an intermission! …And a start to day two.

P₂: Speck stays lost in the forest and searches for the ship, following a trail of Meepit-mix.

N: PFA pleads for Bluisa to not attack the ship before she [PFA] boards it.

S: Keng rambles on about payroll; Zari stops complaining and says they should just find Leoness.

K: Zari has doubts about entering the Manor and asks if they should gather the Knights at the Castle instead. I merely must wonder, though, what Knights are left to gather? Tamia, Shade, and Kit have all passed, Ikkin and Kat are acting-Pirates at the moment, and I’m presently on vacation out of commission. Um…I guess Sir Kabe is available, but he’s an NPC, and Shino, Evan, Emma, and Trilly haven’t spoken in ages…. -_- We’re a pitiful guild.

PMaK: Kat asks Hunty if the ship has any job openings.

Ma: Bluisa scorns PFA and tends to her dying dead uncle.

N: Cat Assassin returns to his body; Vyt says he’ll return to his if the NTWF understands why he had chosen to not return in the first place.

Ma: Celestial releases the dragons and moves onto the ship with Overlord, asking Huntress if they can join them in the air.

P: Goosh asks Hunty where they’re headed, a thought that’s probably on all of our minds right now, and not only just because ninety-percent of the Guild Wars’ character are on the ship, but because this is the end of the chapter. And trust me, I don’t think I’ll ever make them this long again; it’s a pain to have to splice an’ dice ‘em so much. x_x … -_-zZzZ

(( EDIT :: kill the typo, kill the typo *marches onwards and upwards whilst singing marching typo song* ))
(( EDIT ii :: two-hundred and ninety-nine more reasons than I can possibly ever name here... >.> ))
(( EDIT iii :: seven reasons, six starting with http and ending with a number, the seventh just a number -_- ))
 

[Amneiger]

Oh that non-call-returner Fraze. He doesn't return his calls, that one. >>

And on page sixty one, you spell okay wrong.

[PFA]

...A lot of people seem to be getting 'shipped with Jernath. In this summary there's been Midknight/Jernath and Surly/Jernath, while there's also been Keng/Jernath and Rose/Jernath.

... *not sure how to respond*

Anyway, this summary never fails to make me chuckle, Wolf. :3 Keep it up.

[Celestial]

XDD I love your summary Wolf! Keep it up. Only one thing missing in my humble opinion: no mention of Zylaa's 300 reference in response to Bluisa's "This is madness!" I think that was one of the funniest parts in GW along with Sev's "We will rock you".

[zarikrahia]

Knowing Zari, she's about to fly off and come back dragging half the Xenami Cityguard. Crazy Fae.

My characters are well known for being a bit off their rockers. Expect some hysterical giggling before this lovely thing called Guilds War. Or possibly to sing, loudly and slightly flat, preferably in a vehicle exceeding the speed limit.

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Amneiger, I'm retaining some typos as they appeared in the RP. Hence, Keng massaged The Commander instead of messaging him.... >.> :D

PFA, have I really 'shipped Jernath with so many people in this summary...? I remember Midknight (whom I'm actually think was Cyborg f-_-) and Strife, but not Keng, Rose, or Surly.... *ack* Bad memory when I don't sleep for five nights straight.... -_-'

[PFA]

micrody said:

PFA, have I really 'shipped Jernath with so many people in this summary...? I remember Midknight (whom I'm actually think was Cyborg f-_-) and Strife, but not Keng, Rose, or Surly.... *ack* Bad memory when I don't sleep for five nights straight.... -_-'

Just Midknight and Strife, actually. XDDD;; (misread the Jernath/Strife part as Jernath/Surly. Whoops) /Keng and /Rose are outside of the summary, though I think you may have briefly mentioned the /Keng moment...

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Celestial, I must've missed that reference myself. I saw 300 and I liked it, so I don't know why I'd have left it out.... I'll have to go back and reread her post to find out.

UPDATE: Go check it now. :) If you wish, also check the edit box at the bottom.... XD :grins:

Zari, sometimes, I must honestly wonder if it's only your characters that are out of their rocker.... >.> :D

petfriendamy said:

micrody said:

PFA, have I really 'shipped Jernath with so many people in this summary...? I remember Midknight (whom I'm actually think was Cyborg f-_-) and Strife, but not Keng, Rose, or Surly.... *ack* Bad memory when I don't sleep for five nights straight.... -_-'

Just Midknight and Strife, actually. XDDD;; (misread the Jernath/Strife part as Jernath/Surly. Whoops) /Keng and /Rose are outside of the summary, though I think you may have briefly mentioned the /Keng moment...

I thought it was Cyborg that 'shipped Keng? I recall Jernath giving her a flower, but I'd figured that was merely a Valentine's Day thing, like the April Fool's jokes last year. xD

[PFA]

micrody said:

petfriendamy said:

Just Midknight and Strife, actually. XDDD;; (misread the Jernath/Strife part as Jernath/Surly. Whoops) /Keng and /Rose are outside of the summary, though I think you may have briefly mentioned the /Keng moment...

I thought it was Cyborg that 'shipped Keng? I recall Jernath giving her a flower, but I'd figured that was merely a Valentine's Day thing, like the April Fool's jokes last year. xD

That was a Valentine's thing, but it can be 'shippy nonetheless. <3

<sub>...And why, exactly, must we have a long and drawn-out conversation about this? >__>;;

Well, he asked. <_<</sub>

[Kengplant]

We decided to minorly continue the ship. It's not going to be a perfect "<3" "<3" relationship, but it will be amusing when we can figure out how to fit it in. Our characters aren't exactly Romeo and Juliett though.