Guild Wars II: The Summary (Rated T - the finale)

[Rikku]

Nalia and Sephi keep attacking Kyve while ‘tratta goes to the ship and calls for Sev just as Rider passes out cookies to all the good little boys and girls on the battlefield below.

I'm sorry, but that is ridiculously hilarious, for some reason. xD;

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

Reading this summary makes me feel overpowered. The lack of Bluisa in the scene prompted me to pull out two of my emergency characters, namely Subila and Vyt. D:

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Once again, I'm at a loss for words at how to reply to most of you, but I'm dying of laughter because of it. If I had to guess, though, a suitable word to say here might be "roflmaoXDDDD⁷" which actually sounds more like an antidepressant than death due to rapturous laughing. -_- ... XD

And in writing the next summary, I accidentally wrote "PDA" instead of "PFA." =D

Apr 26, 2008 7:54:45 GMT -5 Vyt: Down, but Not Out said:

Reading this summary makes me feel overpowered. The lack of Bluisa in the scene prompted me to pull out two of my emergency characters, namely Subila and Vyt. D:

Overpowered? Not at all! In fact, I think Vyt an Subila are right along the lines of equal power in these pages. Perhaps Subila was a bit over the top before, when she was fighting in the Manor, but here, she and Vyt make a perfect duo. Trust me. ^_^

[zarikrahia]

Well, Wof, you're Spacefleet character may run unto a bit of trouble with s!Zari and the clones...even though all nine of them are hypoallergenic.

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Apr 26, 2008 15:21:08 GMT -5 @zarikrahia said:

Well, Wof, you're Spacefleet character may run unto a bit of trouble with s!Zari and the clones...even though all nine of them are hypoallergenic.

XD

Well, he's another wolf (...>.>), so if it comes down to it, he could always eat them. =D

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(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet


Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Nineteen

Page ONE HUNDRED FIVE

S: Aikran passes Bacon an erosion-resistant katana and hands Ethan a pistol and a box of ammo.

Ma: Drakhé suddenly fears he’s been affected by the gem.

PMaK: Kat stares at Vyt’s soul. Is he clothed, by any chance?

Ne: Asthielle offers to heal Fraze’s shoulder so he’ll later owe her his soul.

Me: Cyborg explains his situation while Midknight tells Shado to cut it off so he can talk to the Ninja. Meanwhile, Jernath defies the laws of physics as his dagger slows his descent and he hops the rest of the way to the ground. ((PFA, what episode of Mythbusters did you have in mind?))

N: PFA mocks Midknight, but asks him what he wants nonetheless.

Ma: Celestial pockets a spider-bomb (sans spider) and then jumps over the other explosive arachnids.

P: Leste regains consciousness and starts banging on the shield to be released while Speck, still falling, grabs onto a branch, which bends under her weight, dropping Speck, who then falls clumsily and lands in a crouch.

Me: Midknight tells PFA that all this fighting is pointless. Well, their weapons aren’t pointless, but the fighting is.

N: Cat Assassin drops the shield around Leste so Kat can rescue her while Vyt breaks down the budget for Cyborg: Letting the Captain get away with the gem: fifty shinies. Taking the life of someone innocent: fifty shinies. Letting the world fall into the hands of evil: fifty shinies. Being able to wipe your hands free of blood at the end of a long day of fighting and still have a good night’s rest: priceless.

P: Rider says she’s putting Cat Assassin under arrest, but then runs off to Kat to find ask Leste’s name.

PMaK: Kat calls to Rider to cover her and rushes over to Leste to grab her.

Me: Jernath watches Speck, waiting for her to pounce.

N: PFA starts slowly backing away to heal herself.

P: Leste thanks Kat for her healing touch and goes of to retrieve her fallen sword.

N: Cat Assassin surrenders. -_-

P: Rider gives a moving speech on human nature before telling Cat Assassin to disarm himself. That might be painful.

And, say, I just thought of something: What do you call a bacterium that takes over the word? A sociopathogen!


Page ONE HUNDRED SIX

Me: Cyborg tells Vyt that he understands his point of view, then asks Rider if they can split the reward money fifty-fifty while Midknight explains his situation to PFA.

N: Cat Assassin pulls out a self-destruction device and tries to innocently allow Rider to let him keep it.

P: Bloody Mary and the Blarf sit down around Speck to protect her.

N: PFA…pleads for mercy? Grudgingly accepts her fate?

Me: Midknight says, yeah, she gets to live, then asks about the weird glowing thing over there.

S: Ethan loads his pistol with disabling but non-lethal darts and asks about Aikran’s movement scrambler.

N: PFA discovers her father.

P: Rider takes the bizarre device and after telling Cyborg he can have half her pay for turning in the Ninja, then she takes the Ninja to a mist-fortified holding cell and heads out to kick the crud out of some Spacefleet patookie. But wouldn’t that make a mess, and isn’t it Pirate season, anyways?

N: Cat Assassin admires his new holding cell while Vyt approaches his daughter and tells her that they took Cat Assassin. It’s almost odd that they didn’t take her, too.

Ma: Nature tells Snowflake to dance. Tomorrow, she plans on telling Droplet to take a hike.

S: Senali demonstrate the movement scrambler while Zari starts looking for a parking spot. Somewhere beneath them, by a tree of indeterminate height, Fraze accepts Asthielle’s offer of healing and takes off his shirt for her before introducing himself. Yeah, as if she cares for formalities when he’s half nekkid. :P

Me: Cyborg heads off to fight Huntress while Midknight tells Rose to help Jernath before he [Cyborg] goes off to help Spacefleet. Wow, these Mercs get over things quickly.

P: Rider tosses the 25 shinies at Cyborg then tells him if he’s not going to fight her, he’s going to have to leave and never bother the Pirates again.

S: Strife revs his engine and flies into Huntress, their shields clashing in a horribly cliché way; high above them, Cyclops assigns a communicator to Leoness and asks if everyone heard his order or not. Did he want fries with that?


Page ONE HUNDRED SEVEN

N: PFA falls to her knees and heals herself before standing up and telling Vyt they have to get Uncle back.

P: Leste walks up to PFA and tells her that her uncle has her thanks, and that if there was anything she could do to help him, she would do it, but since there isn’t, she can’t.

N: Vyt tells PFA that he is not the Vyt she thinks he is; rather, he is Vyt the Yang, her real father. PFA’s eyes widen, and she asks him what he means by that. Vyt the Yang then says that he is Vyt the Human’s better half, his conscience so to say: when Vyt the Human was alive, Subila had come upon him to breed, planting her dark seed within him, but Vyt the Yang intervened and, by sacrificing himself and sealing himself inside Vyt alongside Subila, he had neutralized the evil within the seed that became PFA. When Vyt the Human had died (circa. Guild Wars), Subila was released while Vyt the Yang remained deceased. PFA’s power, he says, is that of the balance between his Yang and Subila’s Yin that festered inside her as their seed, and although he is her biological father, Vyt the Human still raised her, so she shouldn’t forget him.

Fun fact: Although Yin symbolizes darkness, it embodies the force of life, whereas Yang, representing light, beholds the power of death. It is fitting, then, that through Yang’s death, Yin brings life into the world.

PMaK: Kat sees Cyborg fighting Rider and gets confused.

Ne: Asthielle rests a glowing goldenrod hand of healing light upon Fraze and introduces herself. Wow, that surprises me!

N: PFA finally makes sense of things and forgives…one of her fathers. ‘X|

Me: Cyborg slashes Rider off his birthday party invitation list.

S: Deri readies HIS blasters at Ikkin and Sev as Jord tells HIM that they should just get out of there, that HE should think before HE acts, but HE isn’t listening, so HE fires both the blasters at once. At the ship, Bacon tries out his katana, telling Cyclops he heard him alright, before pocketing a box of katana ammo, not that he has any idea how you load a katana, or even how you fire one for that matter.

P: Rider proves an old adage—the enemy of my enemy is only my friend until my enemy is gone—and summons Sandy the Faerie Meepit (of Magus Sisters fame) and commands her to unleash Blue Bolt and Destruct Ray.

P₂: Speck thanks the Blarf and tries to eavesdrop on Asthielle and Fraze. Considering the circumstances, does this make her a peeping Tamia?

PMaK: Ikkin’s knocked back by the blow, and when she lands, she feels her hurt shoulder, revealing a palm painted with bright, red blood.

Ma: Sev spreads his wings to take the full brunt of the blow, which instantly kills him. Half a millisecond later, he erupts in an inferno of blazing phoenix fire, which, presumably, heals Ikkin and incinerates the two Marines at his side. Awesome FX, but saddening effects. -_-

PMaK: For reasons I can’t quite explain, Kat, oblivious as always, asks Rider if she needs a hand.

S: Fraze flexes his healed arm and thanks Asthielle by pointing her in Kalianne’s direction before seeing the explosion, feeling the heatwave, and rushing off to see if any of the Marines survived.

N: Vyt accepts PFA’s forgiveness and tells her that the battle is spawned by the gem and that her mission is to destroy it…the gem, and therefore the battle, not the battle, and therefore the gem. >.>

Ma--->N: Subila the Yin appears from a dark portal behind Vyt the Yang and encourages PFA to accomplish her task with a motherly smile and a flourish of innuendo.


Page ONE HUNDRED EIGHT

P: Rider wins the BEST POST EVER Award!

Ne: Asthielle wishes Fraze much luck (good or bad?) before turning to stare at Kalianne and firing a bolt of lightning at her.

PMaK: Kat tells Rider it’s too late to help Sev, so instead she blocks Asthielle’s lightning bolts and asks her what she wants now.

Ne: Asthielle says her life…that is, Kat's life.

Ma: Nature goes for a walk, and the Manor spits her out on the battlefield? *shrugs* Anyways, she, Nature, not the Manor, rushes up beside Kat and strums her sitar, causing an avalanche to fall on Asthielle from the trees behind her.

Me: Cyborg and Midknight gang up on Rider. Hey, that’s unfair!

P: Rider tells Cyborg to hold his breath (*le gasp*) and commands Sandy to use Supernova on Midknight. Nearby, Hunty breaks through her shields to escape The Commander’s attack and is greeted by Bloody Mary, whom she sends off in search of Sev, who’s crucial for her plan to work.

S: Ethan takes the movement scrambler and assures Cyclops he was listening (really, though, he wasn’t).

S₂: A flash drone moves in front of Celestial, threatening her with a Thunder Punch.

S₃: The Commander’s knocked to the side as he hits a second row of Hunty’s shield, thus losing control of the sphere and spiraling off towards Rider and Cyborg.

S₄: Zari tells her passengers to unbuckle and roll to the right when she counts down to sltazo (zero); if not, they won’t be able to park properly. Amneiger nods and tells his tanks to hold their position.

Me: Cyborg rolls out of the way of the lightning strike and The Commander’s bigger and better hamsterball while Midknight channels the fire’s energy into a shadow shield.

Ne: Asthielle casts a spell to melt the avalanche before it hits her.

PMaK: Seizing the distraction, Kat tries to freeze The Commanderball in place. You know, she’s used an awful lot of magic recently. I’m almost wary that she hasn’t fainted yet. X)

Me: Jernath wets himself in the Blarf’s presence and runs off in search of a new opponent. Some distance away, he sheathes his dagger and retrieves his bow to fire an arrow at Rider, hoping she’ll notice this time.

N: PFA steels her senses and starts rushing towards the Captain.

Ma: Nature’s struck by one of Asthielle’s lightning bolts and falls to the ground, her sitar sliding…behind Asthielle.

Ma₂: Demene the Cornish pixie Elvish dragon rushes through the forest in search of Nature. Ha, why doesn’t he just open his eyes—nature is all around him!


Page ONE HUNDRED NINE

P: While Sandy unleashes Meteor upon Midknight, Ventratta informs Rider who’s shooting at her and Rider starts trying to figure out what Cyborg’s weakness is.

S: Fraze approaches the Marines; one of them appears to be dead.

Me: Cyborg slashes at Rider while Midknight shatters his shield, uses Shadow Ball on Sandy, and then summons shadow clones of both opponents to take them down.

Me₂: Jernath realizes that he’s low on arrows, so he draws his daggers and rushes in to stab Rider instead.

S: Kyve awakens to find that Jord had shielded him at the expense of his own life (how romantic ^_^); Deri gasps at what he’s caused and just barely avoids Ikkin’s swords at the cost of getting his two blasters slashed in half. In another plain, Jord awakens and Death welcomes him into the afterlife.

Jordan “Jord” Bennigan
Friend, Marine, and loyal lover
March 4, 2008 - April 1, 2008
Requiescas in pace

S₂: Zari says, “Seriden.” I’d assume that means “two.”

K: Whilst reading on the roof, it starts snowing purple snow, so Wolf moves inside.

K: Sora welcomes Shiva to her bosom and professes her endless love for him and announces that their babies shall be born in the next roleplay before feeling her demon senses suddenly tingling; both of their riders will soon be needing them, so she says her farewells to Shiva and allows him to leave.

Ne: The magical Weewoo that Ethan mailed to Wolf crashes into a magical wall surrounding the King’s Keep.

Ne₂: Asthielle steps on Nature’s sitar and tells her to get out of the way.

PMaK: Kat once again intervenes and blocks Deri’s attack. Can you say cliché?

Ma: Nature shoves Asthielle out of the way and grabs her crushed sitar. Up in space, Celestial flies out of the way of the Thunder Punch (too bad it doesn’t have recoil damage) but accidentally drops the spider bomb…which should blow up immediately, but doesn’t detonate just yet.

P: Leste charges at Jernath and blocks him from reaching Rider. He just can’t stay committed to one crew member at a time, can he?

Ne: The demons come back and kill everyone. Seriously, it really happens. True story.

P: While the pink puff uses her Down Special, Rider considers her odds and hightails it towards the castle; meanwhile, Shiva and Sora get high on pineapple Shiva says his long farewell to his beloved (wife?) and dashes out the door towards Rider. They meet in the fields and Shiva breaks the news to Rider, who’s astonished at the prospect of being a grandmother, before they ruthlessly charge back to the battlefield. Well, that’s a demon horse for you.

Me: Jernath remembers Leste’s mistifying attacks and dreads fighting her again.

N: Almost disrupting the space-time continuum, PFA rushes up to Huntress and attacks her.

Me: Everyone except Shado teams up against Sandy; Shado, on the other hand, heads off to eat a Pirate (he’s on a “Leste is more” diet).

S: Fraze has a flashback (now don’t you go getting lost on us now, buddy) and then leaps into the crossfire between Deri, Ikkin, and Kat. …Huzzah?


Page ONE HUNDRED TEN

Me: Rose appears and attacks Leste. Heh, here I was, thinking she was attacking more.

S: Zari’s radio malfunctions and everyone dies in 525,600 minutes of ear-shattering, agonizing pain. Seriously, this really happens. True story.

Ma: Rikku gives Drakhé a hug then rushes off to her bedroom, where she meets Death. Seriously, this actually does happen. You see, Rikku…Rikku dies!!!!! X”( [<-- crying angry face]

Ne: Asthielle throws three golden daggers at Nature’ sitar.

P: Hunty mparries PFA and decides that if she kills the Ninja herself, she’ll save herself fifty shinies on divorce papers; meanwhile, Bloody Mary calls out for Sev. Where has that fire-chicken flown to now?

Ma: Asthielle’s daggers hit Nature’s hand and she [Nature] howls out in pain as her sitar falls to the floor, er…ground; meanwhile, Demene keeps flying through the trees. Seriously, what are sidekicks worth these day? Do they honestly accomplish anything anymore?

P: Sandy sidesteps into another dimension where her sisters tend to her while Shiva and Rider run straight into PFA. Are they BLIND? >:(

N: Vyt and Subila turn into lightbulbs which swirl around PFA and fend off Rider and her…ridee?

Me: Midknight rushes in to help PFA slay the Cap’n while Cyborg and the shadow-clones aim for Rider and her horse.

Ma: The nondescript mage notices something outside (impending Death), but can’t quite see it clearly enough to know what it is. In the kitchen, Drakhé tries to make sense of Rikku’s sudden and strange departure when a voice says to him that she spoke as if she were going to die.

S: The spiderbomb explodes and the flash drone is destroyed.

P: Leste smiles like a fox, which is odd, as one is still running towards her. Love at first sight, maybe?

Ma: Spotting the shiny, gemlike power cell of the destroyed flash drone, the dragons within Celestial lose their unity and all lurch at the shimmery diversion, instantly resulting in Celestial’s untimely and sudden loss of consciousness.

N: PFA tries to stab Huntress with a kunai. Perhaps a chain would be of some assistance right now?

Me: Jernath tries to stab Leste with a dagger. Perhaps he’d like a chain as well?

P: While Shiva attacks Shadow Rider, Rider dismounts and attacks Cyborg, who’s apparently attacking Shiva. O_o

Me: Shadows Rider and Sandy disappear as Cyborg deflects Rider’s attack with his metal arm; meanwhile, feeling no love at all, Shado tries to bite off Leste’s arm.

And, hey, wait a second, three full chapters in three full days?! That’s MAGNIFICENT! That’s AMAZING!

Now all you little boys and girlsies pray to all the RPing gods and goddesses that I can keep it up, okay? :)

(( EDIT :: to realign allegiances and make up for gender differences -_- ))

[Huntress]

Apr 26, 2008 17:00:38 GMT -5 @micrody said:

P: Hunty mparries PFA and decides that if she kills the Ninja herself, she’ll save herself fifty shinies on divorce papers; meanwhile, Bloody Mary calls out for Sev. Where has that fire-chicken flown to now?

Not to mention I'd also get all of PFA's money.

Bugger, how come I never thought of that? Wolf, you're a genius :]

[PFA]

((PFA, what episode of Mythbusters did you have in mind?))

Did you see the pirate one where they were trying to go down the sail using a knife? XD;; Yeah, that one.

And defying physics FTW.

N: PFA…pleads for mercy? Grudgingly accepts her fate?

*goes to read the post* ...Is glad that she won't have to die yet. XD

Me: Jernath wets himself in the Blarf’s presence

... *dies laughing at that mental image* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

<____<;;

[Cyborg]

Me: Everyone except Shado teams up against Sandy; Shado, on the other hand, heads off to eat a Pirate (he’s on a “Leste is more” diet).

Nice I was thinking kore of a "See Food" diet but that's a lot better! LOL

[zarikrahia]

I don't think Zari would take kindly to being eaten raw. Neither would the clones.

What is with you guys and the removal of shirts?

Speaking of shirts, s!Zari's wearing not one, but three. XDDDDD. Life is silly.

Aikran: You fire a electrokatana by waving it around pointlessly. But...that isn't an electro katana. But it's a weapon, it has to have ammunition! D:! Zari calls the ammo "spare blades" but ammo is funner to say. And write. And stuff.
No eaty kthx. I set Senali on you.

[Tam]

Apr 26, 2008 17:00:38 GMT -5 @micrody said:

P₂: Speck thanks the Blarf and tries to eavesdrop on Asthielle and Fraze. Considering the circumstances, does this make her a peeping Tamia?

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...I've tried to think of a reply to that, but on second thought, I think I'm just going to leave that one alone. >.>;

[Kat]

[shadow=purple,left,300]Wolf, sometimes people hit you over the head if you try to lend them a hand and I had to make my post longer by being oblivious[/shadow]

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

Apr 26, 2008 17:00:38 GMT -5 @micrody said:

((Vyt, is she still Ma?)): Subila the Yin appears from a dark portal behind Vyt the Yang and encourages PFA to accomplish her task with a motherly smile and a flourish of innuendo.

I think not, since she's not really associated with the Mages. For further notice, please put all of my characters under the Ninjas, even Bluisa. ;)

[Bacon]

Darnit! Deri is, and always has been, MALE! Pardon me if you think the name is girly. I think it's foreign and exotic(and what's more masculine than that? XD).

Although in part of the summary you refer to Deri as male, the entirety of page 107 you refer to Deri as "her" and "she".

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Apr 26, 2008 17:36:10 GMT -5 Huntress said:

Apr 26, 2008 17:00:38 GMT -5 @micrody said:

P: Hunty mparries PFA and decides that if she kills the Ninja herself, she’ll save herself fifty shinies on divorce papers; meanwhile, Bloody Mary calls out for Sev. Where has that fire-chicken flown to now?

Not to mention I'd also get all of PFA's money.

Bugger, how come I never thought of that? Wolf, you're a genius :]

Why, thank you. *blush*

Apr 26, 2008 17:57:04 GMT -5 PFA said:

((PFA, what episode of Mythbusters did you have in mind?))

Did you see the pirate one where they were trying to go down the sail using a knife? XD;; Yeah, that one.

And defying physics FTW.

*sigh* I don't think I saw that one.

And, anyways, I much prefer using Physics to defy everything else, but that's just me. *shrugs*

Apr 26, 2008 19:49:56 GMT -5 @zarikrahia said:

What is with you guys and the removal of shirts?

Speaking of shirts, s!Zari's wearing not one, but three. XDDDDD. Life is silly.

Um...it's the most apparel that can be removed without crossing the T Rating?

I dunno, actually; it's a good question. I think it started when I said Surf removed her entire shirt, not just ripped part of her jacket off, and from there it snowballed into the next big cliché (I don't think it's gotten that far yet, but with your character having three shirts on, I promise you it will XD). If necessary, you can blame Kat for this senseless desire. >.>

Apr 26, 2008 21:20:13 GMT -5 Tam said:

Apr 26, 2008 17:00:38 GMT -5 @micrody said:

P₂: Speck thanks the Blarf and tries to eavesdrop on Asthielle and Fraze. Considering the circumstances, does this make her a peeping Tamia?

...I've tried to think of a reply to that, but on second thought, I think I'm just going to leave that one alone. >.>;

Oh, definitely, I understand.

Apr 27, 2008 7:07:26 GMT -5 Vyt: Down, but Not Out said:

Apr 26, 2008 17:00:38 GMT -5 @micrody said:

((Vyt, is she still Ma?)): Subila the Yin appears from a dark portal behind Vyt the Yang and encourages PFA to accomplish her task with a motherly smile and a flourish of innuendo.

I think not, since she's not really associated with the Mages. For further notice, please put all of my characters under the Ninjas, even Bluisa. ;)

Check. :) (Observe the fancy transitional arrow that I made up for her. ^_^)

Apr 27, 2008 16:08:03 GMT -5 Bacon said:

Darnit! Deri is, and always has been, MALE! Pardon me if you think the name is girly. I think it's foreign and exotic(and what's more masculine than that? XD).

Although in part of the summary you refer to Deri as male, the entirety of page 107 you refer to Deri as "her" and "she".

Wha?! *rushes to look over page 107* ... *headdesk* Seriously, Bacon, I am SO SORRY for doing that! I thought I'd fixed all of them, honestly, I thought I had.... Old misunderstandings die hard. -_-

But they're all fixed now, no worries. :)