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Post by Cyborg on Apr 24, 2008 15:25:57 GMT -5
See I knew the 50 shinies would be worth it!! Surf can't you keep you rshirt on?
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Post by PFA on Apr 24, 2008 15:45:32 GMT -5
Um... *goes back to look at her post* ...Methinks vehement swearing and "ho boy" aren't exactly the same thing. XDDDDD But whatev. *goes off to read the rest of the summary* Good job with the summary so far, Wolf.  Keep it up. |
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Post by Celestial on Apr 24, 2008 15:47:25 GMT -5
=3 I love the summary so far! Wonderful job Wolf, you have a talent!
Excellent job! Reading your summary is like drinking rum while counting loot. ^_^
XDD Leste...
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Post by PFA on Apr 24, 2008 16:13:41 GMT -5
*moar comment time* Sweet, it has a name nao. XDDD *had never actually thought of a name for it before... well, I guess I did once, but I decided not to use it* Except for NPCs, I do believe so. XDDDDD *gets flashbacks of the ninja RP, where CA complained that he'd have to get out two tents for the girls because of how many girls there were* Aanndd that looks like all I really have to comment on, so again, good job with the summary so far!  |
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Post by Bacon on Apr 25, 2008 0:18:01 GMT -5
…Hey, hey, wait! I’d envisioned that he’d chased Marzia over the ship heading east, but the Manor is in the west! Or, hmm…maybe, after the explosion, he did not immediately crash, but was blasted into space and tried to recover, thus explaining how he’d gone so far from the explosion site. Yeah, yeah, that’s what happened. ^_^ The exact path Bacon took near the end of the chase and how exactly he crashed near the Manor were left purposefully vague in my posts because, quite frankly, I didn't have an explanation at the time. Nor do I have one now. The best explanation I have is this: I wanted my character to wreck while not being stranded. After all, he was alone enough inside the ship. Since returning to the battlefield would seem even more warped, I opted for the Manor. Fortunately Omni posted while that segment of my post was in progress, reminding me of who was there. So yeah... meanwhile everyone in the OOC was blaming time-space(and even radio) anomalies on the Gem, so I hinted that some sort of space-rift caused by the Gem might have caused the ship to fall somewhere it shouldn't have, although most of those anomalies are no longer blamed on the Gem, so... yeah. Tough luck. S: X3 thinks fondly of Lily before he…before he…before he DIES!!! WAH!!!!! Ah, yes... the character development of X-3 was one of my favorite parts of my various roles in GW2, possibly more than Jord's emotional death scene. The "robotic love letter" X-3 wrote in this post was was one of my favorite posts ever, partly because of the sincerity, and partly because of the absurdity of it. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2008 10:46:04 GMT -5
Guys. I seriously love you all. There is nothing better than reading what you have to say. It...it elates me! ^_^
And now I know why my future-Spacefleet character will leave the Ninjas: cat allergies! Yay! XDDDD
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Apr 25, 2008 10:47:43 GMT -5
Guys. I seriously love you all. There is nothing better than reading what you have to say. It...it elates me! ^_^ And now I know why my future-Spacefleet character will leave the Ninjas: cat allergies! Yay! XDDDD Oh no you don't. We're all hypo-allergenic. Anyway, nice summary, as always. You never fail to entertain me.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2008 10:55:47 GMT -5
Guys. I seriously love you all. There is nothing better than reading what you have to say. It...it elates me! ^_^ And now I know why my future-Spacefleet character will leave the Ninjas: cat allergies! Yay! XDDDD Oh no you don't. We're all hypo-allergenic. Anyway, nice summary, as always. You never fail to entertain me. Well then, I'll just have to go back to my original idea: An undying love interest in science causes him to up and leave (as opposed to down and stay, which would be totally illogical). XD Hey, does Cat Assassin look like the Pikachu in your avatar, or do you just have that on for fun? If the former prevails, that would make the RP very much more interesting. (Yeah, don't tell PFA that I named her Aura Palm after Lucario's signature move. That could make her feel inferior to the fighting metallic fox, and I wouldn't want that. >.>) |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2008 11:42:19 GMT -5
(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet
Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Eighteen Page ONE HUNDREDNe: We begin with the Horsemen, namely Death and War (whatever happened to Pestilence and Famine?), talking about accounting. Apparently, The Commander’s unwillingness to die, Sev’s revival of many, and the gem’s infused armies are causing quite a lag in Death’s paperwork. Poor reaper. PMaK: Kat blocks Deri’s attack before being blinded by Surf’s.Ne: Asthielle, catching a glimpse of purple light, fires a beam of lightning at—The Commander. Mustn’t’ve noticed Kat. Ma: Omni starts making breakfast before she tells the others that she hasn’t noticed any green in the sky (not that she’s been looking) and then calls for Nature to come to the kitchen. Why don’t you just put a plotted plant in the windowsill? Wouldn’t that be enough?P: Leste collapses and loses a pint of her blood (boy, Cat Assassin’s disapproving words really hurt her); she’s apparently dead, but still breathing.N: Cat Assassin pities the Pirate and casts a small Signum Sanctuary around her before once again declaring vengeance on the Captain and The Commander. Nearby, PFA fights to defend herself from Midknight and Shado.Me: Speck’s kunai scratches Jernath’s shoulder before he jumps out of the way and takes a defensive stance with his daggers in hand.
Me2: Cyborg and Midknight team up against the Ninja.N: Cat Assassin draws out Vyt’s dagger and aims at the collaborative Kougras. Beside him, PFA keeps fighting.P: Speck slashes at Jernath and asks him why he’s still fighting.Me: The Kougras—and their fox—keep valiantly fighting; Midknight casts a sphere of darkness around himself and PFA.P: Nalia and Sephi keep attacking Kyve while ‘tratta goes to the ship and calls for Sev just as Rider passes out cookies to all the good little boys and girls on the battlefield below.PMaK: Ikkin tries to kill Jord, but she can’t (he’s much too fire retardant); when Surf’s lightbulb blows, she’s blinded and loses control of the firestorm, which collapses in upon Jord before dissipating; she then takes a defensive stance while her eyes recover.Ma: Sev takes a break from roasting marshmallows and popping popcorn—Leraye’s idea, they go great with the onboard show—to go revive Rider with some phoenix fire.P: Rider glimpses Death—who’s still complaining about accounting—before she awakens, declares her beauty, then notices a fallen Pirate on the battlefield, to whom she directs Sev, before sneaking up behind the Ninja (Cat Assassin) and trying to stab him in the back. She’s such a backstabber. >.>PMaK: Kat recalls her magical kitten, who rushes towards Leste and touches the Signum Sanctuary, which electrocutes them both. After recovering, Kat rushes up to her kitten and tries to comfort it. =(Page ONE HUNDRED ONES: Strife stabs himself with Hunty’s sword, straight through his shoulder, his eyes flashing deep purple in painlessness, and then uses the sword to pull himself to his feet. He’s thrown backwards when Asthielle’s lightning strikes him, and when he recovers, he creates a psionic stone sphere to shield him from everything, even himself. He should find a therapist.
S2: Whilst thinking about a fishbowl, several firecrackers, and a pen, Fraze misses Amneiger’s phonecall and decides he needs to choose a side. I vote the left. Spotting Asthielle, he rushes at her, hits her with his table, then tells her to not attack his Commander.Ne: Asthielle recovers and gasps—Kat has an army now? No, she just fired at the wrong purple flash. -_- S: Kyve and Deri swing their swords at Ikkin; Jord survives the unsurvivable. Meanwhile, at Zari’s ship, Bacon hums a song by Mainstay to more easily bear his unbearable pain.PMaK: Ikkin spins around and uses Needle Storm to push away the Marines before they make contact. Needle Storm=good. Contact=bad.S: Zari uses a grey membrane to fix the hole in her roof before returning to the driver’s seat, blasting off, and declaring they’ll have to release Mr. Brown-Splat-Guy when they arrive at The Commander. Please use proper disposal methods, if you don’t mind.N: Ignoring Rider behind him, Cat Assassin keeps attacking Cyborg.PMaK: Kat tries her full arsenal to shatter the shield, but after making no progress, she rushes off to attack Jord instead.Me: Cyborg proclaims his arrogance whilst continuing to attack.S: Fraze fervently corrects Asthielle’s fervent confusion.P: Rider stabbity stabs Cat Assassin while Ventratta calls back all the Meepits to regroup and attack.Me: Jernath asks why his motive matters then slashes at Speck. At least she stabbed first and spoke later.N: PFA withstands Midknight’s attacks and tries to stab back.S: Amneiger asks if they should tie up their stinky intruder.P: Hunty uses her Sue-Sword to create magical shields around her while Bloody Mary—her other Meepits are feasting on marshmallows by the couch—comes out from behind the ship on a very drunken Blarfie that waddles towards the battlefield quite happily.Me: While Midknight keeps hacking at PFA, Cyborg (whilst slashing at Cat Assassin) declares the Merc and ‘Fleet alliance will destroy the Pirate-Mage alliance after the Ninjas are out of the way. The Knights shall then prevail with a landslide vote aided primarily by seemingly-godmoddish powers.Page ONE HUNDRED TWON: PFA tries to disarm Midknight by removing his arms.Me: Midknight keeps fighting while Shado runs to bite Speck’s leg off.N: Cat Assassin skillfully, and figuratively, disarms both of his opponents and keeps fighting his way to PFA.Ma: Surf swings onto the Beekadoodle and then collapses as her life-blood drains onto the deck. Can’t she at least die without leaving such a mess in her wake? Sev, thinking the same thing, blasts her with a ball of a fire to stop the bleeding before fetching to more marshmallows and popcorn. Darn Meepits ate it all.S: Zari, now flying over the cloud cover, tells everyone to arm themselves. Bacon, who’s still one-armed due to his shoulder injury, is exempt from this proclamation.Me: The Kougras keep clashing with the enemy.P: Rider shlices Cat Assassin’s hand and tells Cyborg to flank him.S: Deri’s werewolfen skin heals quickly and he keeps attacking Ikkin; Kyve doesn’t fair so well, and Jord, oblivious to Kat’s impending impact, lifts his bleeding body and wanders off in search of a medic.
S2: Amneiger reprograms Units 4, 5, and 6 to aid all Spacefleet members in battle. Assuming, at least, that they ever arrive at the battle.PMaK: Ikkin, feeling bad about her attack, tells Deri she could have Sev heal Kyve if…wait, what are her terms and conditions? Doesn’t she know to sign the dotted line before offering any assistance to the enemy?P: Speck casts a spell to shplice Jernath then starts hacking away at the fox on her leg.N: Cat Assassin removes his training weights and swiftly punches Rider in the stomach.Me: Cyborg sends stone pillars at Cat Assassin while Shado, avoiding the sword, teleports away from Speck and runs towards Rider instead.S: Cyclops says they’ve finally arrived at the battlefield, so Leoness quickly finishes stitching up Bacon’s shoulder. The drone then announces that after they land, the Chief Medic will remain in the ship to treat any injuries that arise and if inquired about, terrestrials are to be told she is being held against her will.Page ONE HUNDRED THREES: Deri nods and tells Ikkin to go ahead; Jord promises Kyve he’s going to stay alive. (Interesting how both of them should be dead right now, but only one is dying. Go figure.) Bacon asks Aikran, Zari’s cat-clone, for a katana.PMaK: Ikkin calls for Sev, and when he torches the enemy to heal them, she takes a defensive stance, just in case Deri takes it the wrong the way.S: Ethan ponders possible weapons, highly considering arming himself with poison.P: Rider gaks and gets philosophical before preparing herself to dodge the next attack.N: Cat Assassin slams Cyborg’s head against the ground and tells Rider he doesn’t fight enemies who don’t fight back. Next to him, PFA keeps fighting back.Me: Jernath stabs at Speck while Rose gets up and walks over to Cyborg, who unleashes Razor Leaf, Vine Whip, and Rock Throw at Cat Assassin while Midknight slashes at PFA’s neck, aiming to kill, and Shado jumps at her leg, aiming for lunch.P: Speck drops her kunai and BRAWLS!N: PFA parries the neck-blow and throws kunai at the fox.Me: Jernath pities his pretty red hair while he tries to get Speck off. Try a stain-remover stick, why don’tcha.PMaK: Kat stops short of Jord and, after observing Ikkin show them mercy, threatens them before dashing off towards the Ninjas and throwing a purple fireball in their direction.Ne: Asthielle, hearing the sound of cracking wood, incinerates the tree instead. That’s not very green, you know. S: Aikran gives a pay-per-view tour of his extensive weapons gallery.N: Cat Assassin deflects the fireball with his own Aura Palm just as a Razor Leaf penetrates his back and he falls, rolling towards Rider’s short but stinky feet.PMaK: Kat deflects a rogue Rock Throw back at Cyborg before throwing an ice dagger at Cat Assassin.Me: Cyborg turns the rogue Rock Throw into sand and the sand into darts that he directs at the Ninjas while he tells Rose to attack.Page ONE HUNDRED FOURMe: Jernath, noticing that the branch beneath them has suddenly turned to ash, scrambles to take out Speck as they begin to fall.N: PFA parries the cutlass with her kunai and swings her katana back at Midknight. But isn’t is nearing noon?P: Rider, whilst slashing casually, tells Cat Assassin to confess murdering the other Pirate and surrender at last, or suffer the dire consequences of Death’s poor accounting skills.
P2: Speck, still falling, tries to counter Jernath’s maneuver and return the favor.Me: Shado leaps up to bite off PFA’s head. Yowza.N: Cat Assassin tries to literally disarm Rider just as Vyt returns in a glowing sphere to dispose of the projectiles and tell everyone that the other Pirate is not dead. Yet.S: Fraze tells Asthielle that he only just met Kat, and he hasn’t done anything to earn her enmity, he thinks.P: Rider asks the glowy how an airtight shield is protecting the lonesome Pirate.Me: Cyborg tells Mr. Glowy Thing that he’ll stop fighting if he pays him.PMaK: Kat throws a sphere of purple ice at the glowy thing.Ne: Asthielle says she’s glad Fraze isn’t Kat’s friend, then asks him if he’s seen a locket lying around anywhere. N: The white glow surrounds Cat Assassin with a white aura that deflects all of Cyborg’s attacks before absorbing Kat’s ice and transforming into Vyt’s soul.S: Deri declares they’re impassé, while Jord thanks Ikkin and says that loyalty comes before debt (he never was a good student in English class, failed alphabetizing all the way through college graduation). Meanwhile, Bacon choses a bog-standard katana from Aikran’s arsenal.PMaK: Ikkin talks a lot, saying they’re not impassé, they’re just inextricably cliché.S: Ethan accepts the poison dart pistol from Aikan’s arsenal.Me: Jernath stabs the tree in attempt to slow their fall.N: PFA yawns—the fight’s getting repetitive—and blocks the new attacks whilst trying to remember how she created that barrier earlier.S: Fraze admits that, no, he has not seen a locket around anywhere, while the Summarist, although feeling somewhat surprised at how short this summary of standard size feels, decides that the end has come at last. Possibly in more ways than one. But we’ll have to wait till next time to see if the gravitational field surrounding the tree of indeterminate height is truly all that different from the gravity of everywhere else and if, in fact, the falling entities have finally landed. Find out next time in…CHAPTER NINETEEN! |
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Post by Kat on Apr 25, 2008 11:47:35 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]
...I still wonder how high that tree really was. XDDDDDD[/shadow]
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Post by PFA on Apr 25, 2008 12:04:27 GMT -5
Ah, that tree. XDDD How we love it... and how we love our ability to blame the gem on everything.
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Post by Celestial on Apr 25, 2008 12:27:43 GMT -5
Ah, that tree. XDDD How we love it... and how we love our ability to blame the gem on everything. *shakes fist at Sev* Thanks for destroying it! Now how are we going to explain plot holes? >_> Just kidding! *gives the summary much love as always* |
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Post by Bacon on Apr 25, 2008 13:16:10 GMT -5
Jord survives the unsurvivable.
(Interesting how both of them should be dead right now, but only one is dying. Go figure.) The Three Stooges Marines are members of the Melee Corps, remember, so while they have standardized blasters, their other weapons and their armor are specialized for melee combat, so physical weapons and shrapnel hurt them less than other Marines, although they are clearly not invulnerable. While Jord's armor is flame resistant and only dented by the pebbles in Ikkin's tornado, her millions of wind daggers are smaller, sharper, and faster than anything the armor designers had planned for. In fact, Spacefleet Melee Armor's stats are:
Constitution: +1
Strength: +1
Awareness: +1
Defense: +7
Dexterity: +4
Damage Immunity: 10% vs Bludgeoning
Damage Immunity: 10% vs Slashing
Damage Immunity: 10% vs Piercing
Damage Immunity: 15% vs Fire
Damage Immunity: 5% vs Energy
Attack Modifier: +1 |
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Post by zarikrahia on Apr 25, 2008 15:16:44 GMT -5
It's actually Zari's arsenal, but Aikran is in charge of distribution and care of all the sharp nasty things in there.
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Post by Cyborg on Apr 25, 2008 15:30:57 GMT -5
Yay Mr Glowy Thing!!! That's gonna be the permanent name for Vyt to me now!
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