Guild Wars II: The Summary (Rated T - the finale)

[zarikrahia]

S!Zari: I'm an Illhvrenan! I need to stay warm! If I weren't fully aware of the fact more than three shirts on earth or any shortlife-run planet looks very silly, I'd wear even more. How shortlifes survive in these climates is baffling.

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Apr 29, 2008 1:39:32 GMT -5 @zarikrahia said:

How shortlifes survive in these climates is baffling.

Sunscreen and removable clothing?

No, wait, it's winter in the roleplay. >.< Well, no matter!

[zarikrahia]

s!Zari: I'm not talking about summer. Illhvrenans don't burn...or tan...they just store heat and look stupid wearing longsleeves out in broad daylight. That's about the same temperature to me as Autumn is for humans...Winter is terribly inconvinient though. Illhvrenan's need a much higher body temperature to use magic and thinkl clearly. Any colder and we start to slow down.

[The Summarist]

I find it highly ironic that the first Guild Wars roleplay was dominated by Mages and Knights, whilst the second is dominated by Pirates and Ninjas. At this rate, the third might as well be solely between the Mercs and Spacefleet.... >.>

Anywho, I hope to get the new chapter(s) posted later today (EST). Perhaps yesterday or tomorrow if you're in a different timezone. *sniffle* GMT confuses me. f-_-

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Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Twenty

Page ONE HUNDRED ELEVEN

S: Ethan and Siber unbuckle. Don’t they know that’s dangerous to do when Zari’s at the wheel?

Ma: Omni goes to check on Rikku.

P: Leste plays hard to get.

PMaK: Ikkin tries to suffocate Deri, who’s a man. If breath equals wind and suffocation equals broken breath, is this considered breaking wind?

Ma: Sev swoops down and gobbles up Bloody Mary picks up the Meepit to find Huntress.

S: Zari gets impatient and crash-lands/parks the ship.

Me: Cyborg tries to entangle Leste.

Ma: Drakhé follows Omni and says that they might be too late while the [nondescript?] mage fears that [her master?] Larnax, a kind of Petpetpet, will not be happy about this.

Ne: Asthielle creates a sword of light and tosses it at Nature; while in the air, the sword multiples. This, my dear, would be called Revealing Swords of Light.

PMaK: Kat disengages with Deri (hadn’t realized he’d proposed) and then casts a quick spell, but finding nothing else of interest to do, she returns to him. Poor bloke.

Ne: A purple wall of flame shields Asthielle’s attack (I call this one Swords and Shield), so she spins around, spewing fireballs at all her foes. That is, at everyone.

Me: Jernath cries out as Leste’s sword strikes his shoulder and he drops his dagger before rushing back into the battle to try to drive his other dagger into the Pirate’s shoulder. Golly, why must they always go for the shoulder?

P: Rider stabs Cyborg in the back (literally >.> don’t get on her bad side) while Shiva shields Kat from a fireball and decides the blond chic looks tastier than kcat does.

Me: A mysterious wall rises behind Cyborg and saves him. How typical.

P: Hunty swings her sword at Midknight and starts hearing voices from a pansy pirate stuck in her head, so she passes the gem onto Bloody Mary and Sev to watch over it.

S: As Ikkin steals his breath away, Deri collapsed and Kyve jumps up to surrender. Some kilometers west…or east…same difference, Bacon jumps out of the ship and passionately kisses the earth he walks upon (flying with Zari can make you do that). Luckily, he had Orbits before landing.

P: Leste ignores the cuts on her legs from Cyborg’s cutlass and decides instead to taunt Jernath before cutting some weeds. ‘Bout ten feet her portside, Rider slashes Cyborg while Ventratta goes out for a salad.

S: Amneiger sends out Units 4 and 5 to disable Ikkin (with laser pulses aimed at her legs) while he calls Fraze for a status support.


Page ONE HUNDRED TWELVE

Ne: Asthielle conjures a bow and arrow and fires it at Shiva.

PMaK: Kat finally realizes what’s going on and reflects the arrows back at Asthielle, which singe the corner of her cloak, and then tells Shiva to go get her.

S: Fraze takes the damage from Kat’s attack for Deri, but otherwise remains ignored; he finally returns Amneiger’s phonecall and fills him in on the whole story.

Me: Midknight dodges Hunty’s attack, but the sword tears his cloak and he gets angry, so he leaps into the air for an aerial strike while Cyborg…um…uses Return to negate Rider’s attack. Yeah, yeah, that’s what he did. >.>

P: Rider keeps fighting, but seems to be growing tired of their monotony. I could comment, but I won’t.

Ma: Nature retrieves her sitar and stands up to join the War on Asthielle.

S: Amneiger sets Unit 6 on Huntress and asks Fraze about the dead demonologist while Zari calls the Marines for an update (Fraze’s line was busy).

N: Cat Assassin has a flashback. Let’s hope he, too, doesn’t get lost.

Me: Cyborg shares a cup of tea and harsh words with Rider as they sworddance together.

P: Leste sneaks up behind Cyborg and stabs at his legs. Hey, whatever happened to aiming for the shoulders? Anyways, Hunty dodges Midknight’s attack and hacks away while the pansy pirate proposes a placid proposition of petrifying proportions: Hunty could destroy the gem, freeing those inside of it and letting the pansy pirate leave her head. (^_^)/ Regardless of the Captain’s other engagements, Rider finds the time to ask Cyborg if he’s been free since he left the Pirates, and then, quite sheepishly I might add, she asks to Leste to introduce herself while Shiva runs rampaging at the blond chick.

PMaK: Kat proves the old adage that Kats have nine lives and puts all of them to good use multitasking: she heals Nature’s wounds, thus putting an end to global warming; she dodges a fireball, thus putting an end to her large carbon footprint; and she even takes time out of her day to send a heartwarming gift at a certain cyborg fighting another certain Pirate, thus…um…thus ending world hunger and creating international peace! ^_^'

Ne: Asthielle conjures a whip and cracks it, sending a skillful Pin Missile sliding over the battlefield.

N: Aiming for the shoulder, PFA drives her katana at Huntress. Ah, that’s the stuff.

Me: Jernath retrieves his dagger and attempts to backstab Leste. That’s good, though; backstabbing is a habit everyone should get out of.

P: Leste tries to feign Cyborg, but finds herself mistified as Jernath attacks. Knowing she’ll die if she turns solid again, she renames herself the Misterious Island Smoke Monster (MISM for short) and tries to strangle Jernath. They should really see a therapist.


Page ONE HUNDRED THIRTEEN

S: Fraze tells Amneiger to restrain his minitanks—Ikkin might be able to give them spare change—and tells him that he has no idea what happened to the demonologist. Listening to Zari’s voice mail, he fills her in on the situation and asks how the Chief Medic is doing.

P: Shiva sees the whip (bad memories ;_;) and skids to a halt…using Asthielle as the break pedal. Meanwhile, Rider learns Leste’s true identity; she was never a Pirate at all…. -_-

Ma: Surf awakens to the sound of loud booming over the battlefield.

S: With nothing else of importance to do, Zari decides to take off her shirt, the one marked “one of three.” Better for battle, you know. Nearby, in The Commanderball, Strife decides to lay low for a while and takes a nap. Actually, he’s just too far away from the gem to break out of his prison. That’s really sad, it is, especially when he runs out of breathable oxygen. -_- Back a few paces, Bacon walks up to Zari and tells her they allied with some of the Mercs, one of them a grey Kougra called Anroid. O_o

Ma: Nature asks Asthielle why she wants to kill Kat. Duh, to make sure they really have nine lives. Isn’t it obvious?

Ne: Asthielle is thrown backwards as the demon horse crashes into her, so she does the logical thing and horsewhips him before telling Nature to stay out of it as she unleashes Burning Arrow.

PMaK: Kat tells Cyborg to leave Rider alone; she’s not going to hold back this time.

Ma: Nature uses Blizzard—and, surprisingly, Hail as well—to nullify the Burning Arrow from Lady Death herself and then coerces the snowstorm into attacking her.

S: Fraze states the obvious before sidling up behind Bacon, decloaking him, and asking how his arm’s doing. Amneiger, also joining the gathering, restrains his his robots and and asks Fraze why he’s there when he should be at the other there making sure Ikkin understands the cease fire that’s now over there.

N: Subila admits to Vyt the Yang that she’s only in this for the revival, so the Yang suggests that they go rescue Cat Assassin and get the Yin even closer to what would logically not be wanted, true, am I not?

Me: Jernath tries to stab the MISM off him. Of course, the MISM could then easily saw his head off. (^_^)/ Nearby, Midknight swipes at Huntress before running off to attack Kat ad Cyborg says he is Cyborg, hear him roar.

Ne: Asthielle uses Protect, but it breaks after the second use, so she ends up in a pile of snow while she recovers her PP, MP, and TP.

PMaK: Kat parries Midknight’s attack for Rider, trying to disarm him.


Page ONE HUNDRED FOURTEEN

P: Rider decides that Cyborg misses the freedom of the sea, but then she wonders if she even knows what true freedom is, so she shuts up and keeps sword-slinging. Meanwhile, Shiva whinnies and feasts upon Asthielle. Tastes like chikkin.

Ma: Surf leaps up to Nature and asks if she needs any help. Why, yes, she does: Global warming is killing her. -_-

S: Bacon says, yeah, his shoulder is fine.

PMaK: Ikkin tells Kyve to disarm and vacate the premises if he truly does surrender, and then she flies into the air to doge the minitank’s fire, and since they seem to be called back a moment later, she instead flies behind Cyborg and prepares to attack him.

Ma: Omni enters Rikku’s room and finds her dead. Feeling choked up, she bends down beside Rikku and finds a curious note beside her. Heh, first she trespasses, now she steals?

S: Ethan feels bored, but gets inspired as he pets his motion scrambler. Nearby, Fraze runs up to Kyve and asks his assistance in getting Deri and (*weep*) Jord back to Zari’s ship and the medic.

N: Cat Assassin’s flashbacks are interrupted when Vyt the Yang and Subila arrive. …So, how’d they get on the ship? It’s quite simple: Being astral entities, the mist cannot attack them. In other words, not being solid, they’re untouchable! :D

Me: Cyborg tells Rider he didn’t forget his freedom, he only found another kind of freedom, and yet, he keeps fighting as Midknight repositions himself to attack Ikkin. Doesn’t seem so free to me.

Ne: Asthielle, feeling humiliated and enraged, rises to her feet, grabs a stone, and lobbies the horse. Darn, another demon rights activist. But, feeling impatient, and deciding politics are stupid, she resummons her whip and, turning it into a lasso, tries to entangle the horse.

PMaK: Kat uses Will-o-Wisp on Midknight, hoping to knock him back.

P: Rider tells Cyborg his freedom is bloodied and golden while Shiva says frigate and thrashes around.

Me: Midknight kindly asks Kat not to kindly fry the kind kitty (he is a kind Kougra, after all) while Cyborg tells Rider that being a Merc is no bloodier than being a Pirate, and a lot less mouldy, too.

P: Rider tells Cyborg he’s a fool—their mould can be sould four moure gould—then tries despairingly to slit his throat.

Me: Cyborg parries and says, fine, if Rider calls off the Pirates, he’ll call off the Mercs.

S: Zari says boredom is the cause of all actions (it’s true >.>) and asks Ethan’ what his crazy idea is while Amneiger reprograms Units 4 and 5 to circle the Marines and blast away any hostile forces that approach.


Page ONE HUNDRED FIFTEEN

PMaK: Ikkin sees Midknight flying towards her, and when Kat’s fireballs don’t stop him, she jumps to the side and slashes at his back.

P: The pansy Pirate pledges his pansy Pirate pledge to Hunty on the condition that she breaks the gem. Deciding Spacefleet’s bound to bring back up at any time now (I said, any time now!) and since her forces are nearly wiped clean, she gives Sev the order to break it, break it now!

OH NOES, MY MASTER PLANZ IS RUINED!!! >.> *whistles innocently as he backs away*

((Say, Hunty, is everything that the pansy Pirate said about dippin’ the rag in blood true or not?))

Me: Through a random act of misplaced fortune, Midknight dodges Ikkin’s attack. -_- Anyways, Cyborg tells Rider to tell Hunty to call off Sev, because if the gem gets destroyed, Midknight will get very angry, and you don’t want to see him when he get’s angry. >.>

Ne: Asthielle uses Bind on Shiva again, but she runs out of PP and falls to the ground using Flail.

PMaK: Um…Kat causes an inconsistency. Now THAT’S cliché! =D

Ma: Sev drops off the Meepit (he was hungry) then blows up. With the gem. He reappears on the ship and calls out to Huntress that they better set sail, while all of a sudden, random souls start appearing on the battlefield. One of them’s a personal fan of the Beekadoodle, so he walks up to it and starts fondly petting the thing before he whacks it with a hammer. Wait, wait, wait! I’ve heard of ships hitting the fans before, but the fan hitting the ship? Now THAT’S unexpected! …But wait, there’s more! This anger the Beekadoodle and—here it comes—the ship hits the fan! XD

Better than all ‘ell breakin’ loose, ain’t it? And the morale of the story is: A possessor from the gem is better than possessing the gem on any day.

PMaK: Ikkin, oblivious to her bird’s blowing up, keeps attacking Midknight.

N: Vyt tells Cat Assassin that the gem’s been destroyed while Subila cringes because Sev did not destroy the gem properly; the two then merge together again to help Cat Assassin break out of his cell.

Ne: The Horsemen watch in agony as the Warriors of the Gem start to materialize on the battlefield. This is definitely going to anger accounting.

P: Leste releases her hold on Jernath, realizing that he freed her from The Oath. Guess this means…what, exactly?

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Me: Midknight blocks Ikkin’s stab/slash and stabs/slashes back. Meanwhile, the squirrels from before come out of hibernation early to attack Rider’s and Ikkin’s feet. Ew?

Ma: Surf sees Sev break the gem and wets herself. Seeing the multitude of warriors arriving before her, she runs crying off to mummy. But since this is the battlefield and not the Lost Desert, she ends up at the ship instead. ;_;

N: PFA watches the spectacle and a) throws a kunai at the Cap’n, b) runs to the ship crying uncle, or c) all of the above. Correct answer: C.

Me: Jernath asks Leste what she means, but when the gem explodes with Sev (strike that, reverse it), he tries to warn the other Mercs that they need to hightail it outta there instead.

P: Rider sees Hunty’s plan and bolts, telling Cyborg she doesn’t want to see him die but that she can’t help him now. Just like she can’t help Shiva, who’s now suffocating under the blond chick.

P₂: Hunty meets the pansy Pirate in person (he’s a lanky guy, yay-high, kinda quirky, name’s Rane. Wolf would like ‘im), an’ he says he’ll keep his end o’ the bargain since Hunty kept hers. The Cap’n says he ain’t bad (*grr*) and pats him on the shoulder (*grrrr*) before running Back to [the] Black [Beekadoodle] and calling her Pirates, and her allies, too, I’d assume, back to the ship.

S: Bacon hisses and readies his katana; Kyve thanks Fraze for his help and swings Jord over his shoulder, telling Fraze they should really speed things up a bit. Ain’t that true. >.>

Me: Cyborg tells Hazel and Shado to take the squirrels (not TASTE the squirrels, you rabid fox!) and hide in the forest while he and Midknight gather the other Mercs, as well as any Mages and…hate to say it, yes, any Ninjas who may be on their side, and then regroup with Spacefleet.

So, here we find ourselves at another end, an end that parallels yet another end, an end which ended some time ago, and since this is getting us nowhere, I’m going to end it all and cut to the chase, got it? Good. Now, where was I? Oh, yes, here I was: The end.

[Huntress]

May 8, 2008 16:06:10 GMT -5 @micrody said:

((Say, Hunty, is everything that the pansy Pirate said about dippin’ the rag in blood true or not?))

Made it up as I went. Though I wouldn't be half surprised if that had applied to some pirate crews; pirates were more into intimidating than actual battle. Then there's the precedent of the red Communist flag that's supposed to be symbolically soaked in blood of the working classes (and this is why you don't trust any politicians who use the concept of blood in their rallies >>). It all comes back to blood at one point or another.

And you leave Rane well alone xDDD You're the king of knights. He's the pirate lord. People would talk.

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Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Twenty-one

Page ONE HUNDRED SIXTEEN

Ma: As a nondescript mage calls forth Guardians to send the blight of the gem back to the abyss, Drakhé learns of Rikku’s death and reads the note in Omni’s hand. It all makes sense now. At least, the strange occurrences do. Neither his love for Rikku nor hers for him has been, or ever will be, sufficiently explained for this particular fan of this particular ‘ship. -_-

S: Fraze arrives at the dropship with the rest of Spacefleet and tells them the gem has been destroyed; he places his universe box on the ground and tells everyone to take all the weapons they need, except for the box at the far end. They won’t be able to open that one.

PMaK: Kat asks if she should shoot first or ask questions later.

Ne: Asthielle braces for the oncoming, ongoing threat.

S: The minitanks return to the ship and Amneiger asks if they’re reallying going to stay and fight. They could always return to the moon, and retrieve The Commander with a tractor trailer beam.

PMaK: Ikkin dodges Cyborg’s logic-breaking blow (some call it Dream Blade, others call it crazy) and returns the ship, offering Sev to all the roleplaying deities if they graciously godmode all the stragglers onto the ship. Meanwhile, Kat calls this a tactical retreat.

P: Rider tells Kat tactical retreats are all the rage in the Caribbean while Shiva shakes the ropes off himself and rushes…back to the stables. BUT SORA IS ALREADY GONE AND ALL THE ANCIENT ARMIES EAT HIM HIS MISSION IS FUTILE.

PMaK: Kat…urm, switches weapons, hops into the past, and then hops onto the ship.

Ne: Asthielle sees Kat escape, so she fires the ship. Literally.

N: Cat Assassin forgets about PFA and assaults Hunty as Subila assaults the firebird. Are firebirds and phoenixes actually the same species? I’ve heard this debated before.

Ma: Surf pretends to know what she’s talking about. She actually has no idea.

S: Zari casually swears and does some acrobatics in her free time.

P: The mist deflects Asthielle’s attack as the masses converge upon the, erm, witch. Meanwhile, the Blarf begins wandering back to sea while the ship starts to straighten itself and spread its wings. Just the same, Huntress is too preoccupied to notice the rabid kitten on her collar.

P₂: Leste, still misterious, rejoins the ship, still demistified.

N: PFA, climbing the ship’s side, glares at Cyborg beneath her. That darn Kougra is a maniac—and he really needs to wear a watch!

Me: Jernath runs up to Midknight and says they all need to get out of (t)here. Where is everyone else anyways?

N: Cat Assassin releases Hunty’s collar and tries to convince her she’s wrong. It’s a losing battle. Instead, convince her you’re both right, then slowly reprogram her internal wiring from there.


Page ONE HUNDRED SEVENTEEN

Me: Cyborg proposes to PFA (a Merc and a Ninja? The marriage would never work out) that they form an alliance, to which he summons two towers of stone to ride to the ship’s deck and offers Cat Assassin an escape route.

S: Ethan says they should use to movement scrambler to disrupt the battle. Tarantallegra! Everyone, do the tarantula!

Ma: Omni reads the note over Drakhe’s shoulder and notices his, erm, tentacle. >.>

S: Zari asks Ethan how he plans to get the scrambler onto the Fluffy Sharkeater. You mean, it isn’t an area-based attack?

P: Speck, still asleep against the Fluffy Sharkeater (now, I ask you, does it eat only fluffy sharks, or is it itself the fluffy one?), is awoken when her mattress moves, to which she responds by shaving. Shaving her way across the battlefield, that is. Must’ve missed Sev’s offering. Perhaps he should call collect next time?

PMaK: Kat attacks Asthielle from a distance, but she puts up a fight.

Ne: Asthielle attacks Kat from a distance, but she puts up a fight.

S: Amneiger offers some strategic suggestions and pulls out his radio.

P: Huntress, still ignoring Cat Assassin, tells Sev to grab the stragglers before running to the bridge and telling everyone to defend the ship as it starts to fly away.

S: Ethan devises a plan and says they need to hurry. That’s the problem with Spacefleet, none of them have any initiative of their own. -_- I blame The Commander—he has initiative in excess. Except now. Now, he just has potential.

Ma: Drakhé decides he’s now a demon hunter and wants to hunt for revenge with Omni; the nondescript mage, meanwhile, jumps out of the window, spawns black wings, and flies away.

S: Bacon asks if they should do anything about the Millennium Vulture before asking directions to the nearest lingerie supplier, since Fraze’s Secret doesn’t carry his size.

N: Cat Assassin abandons the Captain and jumps overboard, entirely missing Cyborg’s makeshift lift.

S: Zari recalls that a gem once possessed her people, ate them, and now simply possesses them differently, and decides that these gems must be the same gem and that these people must be her people. Hallelujah—they have an alliance! Meanwhile, Fraze says he’s being hasty, but if it comes down to fighting, they should be prepared; further, he volunteers for Ethan’s assignment and files for a reality check.

RC: Due to exhaustion, everyone dies.

Ne: Asthielle rallies her newfound allies to attack the Millennium Weewoo with calculated maneuvers.

PMaK: Kat succeeds in protecting the ship, but fails at protecting herself, and smitten with a flaming arrow, she falls to the deck in burning pain.

N: PFA falls flat on her patookie before trying to save Cat Assassin from doing the same.

Me: Jernath, a clear example of underage genius, points to The Commanderball and exclaims, Hark! There is Spacefleet! >.<


Page ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN

P: Rider grabs some scrap metal and runs behind Kat to shield her, all the while offering some rope overboard and telling the escaping Ninjas that Pirate prisoners are safer than Merc alliances, which are rather mercurial.

N: Cat Assassin uses his righting reflex to land on his feet and avoid landing on his niece, to which he then grabs onto the rope and braces to catch PFA, who jumps to her uncle and scurries onto the ship. This is so confusing.

P: Leste wraps herself around Cat Assassin and tries to pull him up.

S: Zari realizes that the gem that ate her people can’t possibly be the same gem that ate these people, so these people can’t be her people at all. Darn, reality checks bite. And they have fangs, too! Anyways, she offers her co-ops some three-second noodles, but decides she really doesn’t want to waste the time eating. True, she’d much rather waste a minute saying they don’t have time for lunch than spending three seconds having it. The formula is rather mathematic. Let’s not dwell.

Me: Rose catches up to Midknight and Jernath, who tells her she should do something for her swollen ankle or at the very least stay off of it. And yet, he does nothing to assist her.

Ma: Omni says they should leave quickly. Ah, still dilly-dallying, I presume?

S: Ethan says Fraze should distract the Fluffy Sharkeater, but someone else should attach the scrambler. And if it were a hen, they’d have breakfast. Or lunch. Yeah, it’s lunch time already.

S₂: Fraze disregards Ethan’s discourse and runs to the retreating Sharkeater (which is heading back to sea, not out to ship) and slams the movement scrambler onto the beast’s massive…nevermind. >.>

PMaK: Kat says hi to Rider and begins sloshing towards the underdeck.

N: Vyt submits to the soul-mist that’s dragging him up the ship.

P: Hunty tells Kat to hurry up and Rider to take the Ninjas to the brig but keep ‘em apart and then solutes the retreating Blarf as they fly towards the sea.

N: Subila tells Hunty she’s not putting the other Ninjas nowhere, to which she promptly does not.

P: Rider, ignorant of the ignorant ghost, puts the Ninjas in the brig but keeps ‘em apart. Leste finishes pulling up the Ninja, who, chronologically speaking, is already in the brig, and then threatens the ignorant ghost with her own ignorance: no one will be hurting the Ninjas while she’s still alive although, it is said, she’s already dead.


Page ONE HUNDRED NINETEEN

N: Subila tells Leste she’s blind and feeble-minded. How rude.

P: Leste hisses at Subila and slaps her in the face while Speck, seeing the Millenium Beekadoodle flying away, turns tail and runs towards the Fluffy Sharkeater.

Me: Cyborg keeps rising and jumps onto the now-defenseless ship with a vendetta against Miss Angry Strangling Shadow, Rider, and Huntress, all to whom he raises his cutlasses.

N: PFA pleads to see her uncle, but submits to crying when Rider slams the door and locks her away.

Me: Rose blushes as she holds Jernath’s hand and asks what their next plan is. Marriage? Home buying? Carriage rentals?

Ne: The mysterious woman in the archives leaves the Castle and starts heading up the mountain with Sora. At long last, she arrives at the King’s Keep and waits for the King to answer the door.

N: Subila brushes off Leste and heads to her daughter’s cell to encourage her.

PMaK: Kat heals her wounds as best as she can and, changing directions, prepares to fight Cyborg.

Ne: Astielle’s casting arm is struck with an arrow, to which she screams and begins healing her injury while she looks for another place to fall.

P: Hunty, still ignorant of all issues at hand, romps over the deck to the bridge. Wait, where was she before?

Me: Cyborg grabs his cutlasses, yet again, and prepares to attack.

P: Rider draws her cutlass, then draws her sword, and finally stabs at the cycko Cyborg that Kat’s trying to flank.

S: Haggoth calls for some medics and a fresh shipment of power cells; as the medics arrive and take Celestial away, Haggoth tells his men to search for the human-looking girl. Too bad Bluisa got fried with the flash grenade. D:

Me: Jernath, Rose still in hand, continues to wander around searching for Spacefleet.

N: PFA asks Subila if she has an idea to get them out of there. An idea? Hah! She has vengeance, baby, she has vengeance, y’hear that? Anyways, she’s, um…at a loss for words until Vyt arrives and tells PFA that the key is her shield—with it, she can snap the ship in two and save the world! …If she survives the crash, at least.


Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY

PMaK: Kat tries to cripple Cyborg.

Me: Cyborg falls to his knees as Midknight, although still on the ground beneath them, takes over attacking Rider.

N: PFA summons her shield and uses it to blast the door out of the way for Vyt to lead them to Cat Assassin. Vyt quickly obliges, while Subila asks them where Bluisa is—wasn’t she with them earlier? *nudges flash grenade sentiment* Anyways, where were we? Oh, yes, Cat Assassin was just waking up and reminding himself that he still needed training. Perhaps masterful he may be, but a master he is not.

S: Bacon asks if they should call for reinforcements or not. Nah, they won’t be needed. If anything, they’d probably take so long to arrive, they’ll miss the roleplay entirely. Like me.

N: PFA says she thought Bluisa was with Celestial—not that she knows where Celestial is for that to matter much—and then says they should find some weapons on their way to Uncle. She, uh, is kinda missing her own. *whistles innocently*

P: Hunty takes the wheel and puts the petal to the metal, assuming you can say such about a wooden ship; the Blarf, suffering severe movement scrambulation, does something oddly akin to the cancan before tumbling over; and, finally, Bloody Mary alerts the Captain to this atrocity, thus causing the ship to spin around instantly.

Ma: Drakhé says he’s going to go with Omni, and when he gets outside, he transforms into his true form, a giant serpent…that is presently the size of a housecat. Watch out, Scar—he looks hungry!

S: Zari decides she’s being too optimistic, so she opens her eyes for a dose of reality and suddenly feels very depressed.

N: Vyt continues to lead Subila and PFA towards Cat Assassin (must think he’s Spacefleet) while either (a) Cat Assassin has a delusional talk with Vyt the Yang, (b) Vyt the Yang and co. finally arrive at Cat Assassin’s cell and free him, or (c) none of the above.

P: When the Blarf gives up and falls limp, Hunty lands the ship right on top o’ the trees and takes aim at the clearing. Meanwhile, Rider corrects Cyborg’s fallacies whilst blocking Midknight’s atrocities.

N: And if you chose answer (C), you are…CORRECT! Y’see (no pun intended), Cat Assassin keeps talking with Vyt and they decide they need to kill the Captain (as if they haven’t gone down this route before), so he pulls on some black gloves, picks his cell lock to escape, and finally gives Vyt the coordinates of his final destination and tells him to get PFA and then catch up with him later. Easy as cheese.

Me: While the Kougras keep kickin’ with their cutlasses, Shado and the squirrels form a rescue party to ambush Jernath and Rose’s date and teleport them all somewhere much more romantic onto the ship, where Midknight tells them to fight the Meepits if they should come, and otherwise just bite people. (This entire happening, however, should not possible due to one simple fact: at this point, the ship has fully landed and its wings have reformed the mist, thus blocking further entry onto the vessel. Seeing as how Cyborg and Midnight were on the ship when the shield reformed, it’s logical that they should remain on board until removed by forces other than the mist, but Shado and the squirrels (and the secret lovers *winkwink*) shouldn’t’ve been able to teleport into the mist. It’s a no-apparation zone, no flues in sight.)

N: PFA watches as Vyt vanishes, totally blowing my prior theory. …No, no, I wasn’t wrong at all: PFA just didn’t realize what I had realized, so when Vyt began leading her towards Cat Assassin and went “through a door,” she thought he’d actually gone “through a door” and disappeared instead of actually going “through a door” to continue leading her towards Cat Assassin. It’s elementary, really.

Me: Jernath, though initially confused, quickly absorbs his surroundings and hides Rose so her ankle can heal in safety while he ambushes Kat from behind and tries to drive a dagger into her back. Or shoulder? And that, folks, is where this chapter ends. Will Kat survive? Will the Mercs be forcibly removed yet again? Will the Ninjas ever escape? Find out next time on Guild Wars II: The Summary!

Or just go and read the roleplay yourself. Yeah, you could do that, too. :P

[Bacon]

May 8, 2008 16:06:10 GMT -5 @micrody said:

Bacon jumps out of the ship and passionately kisses the earth he walks upon (flying with Zari can make you do that).

I just about died laughing when I read that. You certainly have a gift for exaggeration, Wolf.

May 8, 2008 18:00:18 GMT -5 @micrody said:

S: Bacon asks if they should do anything about the Millennium Vulture before asking directions to the nearest lingerie supplier, since Fraze’s Secret doesn’t carry his size.

-_-; I am going to hurt you.




-_-;

>_>
<_<

>_>
*bricks Wolf*

[Fraze]

*Gasp* Neither of you have heard of 'FleetChique Grande, our Big and Beautiful line of plus sizes? I'm shocked!

[Bacon]

You're not helping.

[zarikrahia]

Which shirt is that? The top layer or bottom layer? Did I mention the removal of a shirt?

*generally overreacts*

Zari: Meh Drai-ving? ^_~ If you thought I was bad, try flying Dani airlines. Us...er... "Inhumanely created scientific projects" have to do stress relief somehow, when you can't use the nearest idiot as a punchbag.

[Kat]

[shadow=purple,left,300]

PMaK: Um…Kat causes an inconsistency. Now THAT’S cliché! =D

Yay, new cliché by yours truly! XD

Aw, Wolf, your niece is learning to type at such an early age! Well...we all gotta start somewhere, right?

And yeah, I actually contemplated letting myself die after an attack by Jernath. ^^;[/shadow]

[Huntress]

May 8, 2008 22:42:44 GMT -5 Fraze said:

*Gasp* Neither of you have heard of 'FleetChique Grande, our Big and Beautiful line of plus sizes? I'm shocked!

Whoahaha. Taking over my line of business, are we now?

...how'bout you step into my office for a minute here, honey? My associates would gladly have a little word with you.

[Vyt: Down, but Not Out]

Ninja are so stealthy, even Wolf the Summarist can't figure out what they have done.

[Fraze]

May 8, 2008 23:27:38 GMT -5 Bacon said:

You're not helping.

I never really intended to.

May 9, 2008 9:37:44 GMT -5 Huntress said:

May 8, 2008 22:42:44 GMT -5 Fraze said:

*Gasp* Neither of you have heard of 'FleetChique Grande, our Big and Beautiful line of plus sizes? I'm shocked!

Whoahaha. Taking over my line of business, are we now?

...how'bout you step into my office for a minute here, honey? My associates would gladly have a little word with you.

Hey, healthy competition. 'Sides, Spacefleet needs quality clothing as well, and you're pretty much just based on the planet.
And just how much bodily harm do you think I wish to have inflicted on me?