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Post by Ikkin on Dec 4, 2006 19:42:47 GMT -5
*hit by Rider's elbow, but uses the force to try to help drag Rider to the ground into a puddle* I'm sure you would have, too, if you were able! [glow=red,2,300]*sploosh!* *wipes mud out of her one good eye* Oh, you don't think I'm able, do you? I'll show you just how able I am! ... *drags Ikkin down into the mud puddle with her* The truth is, Ikkin, that it wasn't you I was jealous of. It was... Pengy. I fear it can remain a secret no longer. And so, I confess to you... I LOVE YOU, IKKIN! ... I'm still able, by the way. Pengy: ; [/glow] Why you... you got mud all over my just-washed outfit! *wrenches her way out of Rider's grasp, and jumps backwards about ten feet, out of Rider's way* And you insult my dignity... with this?! Now that's just going too far! *whips out cutlass, flames trailing after it* Sev! I think you know how to handle this situation! Sev: Why, yes, I do. Zombies. Feh. The only good thing about them is that they're easy to take care of. *incinerates Rider with a blast of phoenix fire*Pengy: *falls to the ground sobbing* This is the most horrible moment of my non-life... Why must it all end this way? ...maybe I shouldn't have done that to my Cap'n... u_u Pengy: Alas, I have lost everything I ever truly cared for... first my life, and now my love. But I suppose it is better this way... I can finally be with my true love, and be free from my curse, even if it in death, rather than in renewed life. All that is left for me is to drink the dregs from the goblet of sadness and mourn for that which I have lost on this most dark of days... Sev: *incinerates Pengy as well* Eurgh. Zombies are bad enough, but romantically emo zombies deserve a fate far worse than death. At least I don't have to hear that anymore......Sev, you do know we can't end this story in such a depressing manner, don't you? Sev: Oh, please, don't tell me.Well, I'm telling you. Please revive Rider and Pengy. I'll make sure they don't bother you. Sev: If I must. *revives Rider and Pengy* Technically, that shouldn't have worked since they're zombies, but, it seems like they're in one piece...Pengy: I can see! I can see! I can... what's that thing doing here? *points to Rider* Sev: *gets an evil glint in his eyes*No, don't tell him. It'll be too painful. j;)
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Post by Rider on Dec 4, 2006 20:07:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]... *looks left*
... *looks right*
... *gets up*
Um... Wow, eyesight's 20/20. ^_^; And... I... smell like phoenix fire. And my organs are functioning. And... I've lost the urge to gnaw things.
... And... *turns to Pengy as she racks her memory* Wow, really? I did? And you? *is clearly talking to herself*
... But not you. *looks at Ikkin*
... Wow, I've gotta lay off the rum. As for you, phoenix, I don't know whether to thank you or gnaw- I mean, run you through with a cutlass.
Ahh well. I'm sorry, Ikkin, Pengy. Hey, how about I take you guys out to dinner, to amke up for it. Not these smelly port pubs. No, I feel like going to some place classy. Some place facy. Because I have the strangest craving for Les Cerveaux de Mollet...
THE END [/glow]
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Post by bag on Dec 4, 2006 20:09:58 GMT -5
That's it?
Hardly any suspense at all. New ending kthnxbi. D: We went destruction. We apocalyptic things here.
Gosh darnit, we want the end of the world.
I just jinxed myself.
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Post by Psycho on Dec 4, 2006 20:10:31 GMT -5
Is... is this the end to Zombie-Rider???
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Post by Fj0rd on Dec 4, 2006 20:10:35 GMT -5
... omg such shakespeare ripoff.
Then again he stole from everyone else too. So it's all okay.
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Post by Draeroz on Dec 4, 2006 20:53:00 GMT -5
Say, could anyone explain the rotting zombie limb stuffed into my spleen?
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Post by Nimras on Dec 4, 2006 21:00:11 GMT -5
Say, could anyone explain the rotting zombie limb stuffed into my spleen? >.> Snack for later?
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 4, 2006 21:53:11 GMT -5
That's it? Hardly any suspense at all. New ending kthnxbi. D: We went destruction. We apocalyptic things here. Gosh darnit, we want the end of the world.I just jinxed myself. Yeah, that's what the all-out nuclear war between Kiddo and Thundy was supposed to be. >_> Not that I'm advocating that, of course. (Rider/Ikkin forever!)
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Post by Ikkin on Dec 4, 2006 22:01:08 GMT -5
That's it? Hardly any suspense at all. New ending kthnxbi. D: We went destruction. We apocalyptic things here. Gosh darnit, we want the end of the world.I just jinxed myself. Yeah, that's what the all-out nuclear war between Kiddo and Thundy was supposed to be. >_> Not that I'm advocating that, of course. (Rider/Ikkin forever!) ...now I've got slash shippers? D:
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Post by Spot on Dec 4, 2006 23:00:31 GMT -5
Yeah, that's what the all-out nuclear war between Kiddo and Thundy was supposed to be. >_> Not that I'm advocating that, of course. (Rider/Ikkin forever!) ...now I've got slash shippers? D: A shipper for every occasion.... it never fails, I tell ya.
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Post by Killix on Dec 5, 2006 1:35:34 GMT -5
Yeah, that's what the all-out nuclear war between Kiddo and Thundy was supposed to be. >_> Not that I'm advocating that, of course. (Rider/Ikkin forever!) ...now I've got slash shippers? D: *points and laughs* but you gotta admit, the mudwrestling was hawt. ^_~
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Post by Kat on Dec 5, 2006 5:29:36 GMT -5
...now I've got slash shippers? D: A shipper for every occasion.... it never fails, I tell ya. [shadow=purple,left,300]Yeah, there's a whole army of them. Some to 'ship Rider with guys, some to 'ship her with other girls, and the rest to 'ship her with random items and miscellaneous junk.[/shadow]
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Post by bag on Dec 5, 2006 7:31:15 GMT -5
A shipper for every occasion.... it never fails, I tell ya. [shadow=purple,left,300]Yeah, there's a whole army of them. Some to 'ship Rider with guys, some to 'ship her with other girls, and the rest to 'ship her with random items and miscellaneous junk.[/shadow] Rider/Toothpaste!
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Post by Crystal on Dec 5, 2006 12:44:20 GMT -5
Rider/Pengy!
Rider/Stal!
Rider/Ikkin!
Rider/Rider!
Yeah.
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Post by Kat on Dec 5, 2006 16:53:59 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]Bag and Crystal have just proved my point.
*bows*[/shadow]
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