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Post by Stal on Nov 29, 2006 0:12:35 GMT -5
Wah? No spineless coward action of fleeing for your life? She's a zombie, how fast can she be? Having spent many hours absorbing the vast amounts of zombie wisdom available in the classic B movies, I've learned that they can shuffle 2.3 miles per hour. Tops. Unless you're talking Dawn of the Dead zombies...
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Post by Nimras on Nov 29, 2006 0:29:39 GMT -5
She's a zombie, how fast can she be? Having spent many hours absorbing the vast amounts of zombie wisdom available in the classic B movies, I've learned that they can shuffle 2.3 miles per hour. Tops. Unless you're talking Dawn of the Dead zombies... I think we're talking more "Shawn of the Dead" here. After all, this is the NTWF, how big of zombie budget do you think we have?
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Post by Killix on Nov 29, 2006 0:34:44 GMT -5
I just realised why Rider never attempted to eat mah brains...
I never had any in the first place. ^_^;;
If I had any brains, I'd let you nibble on them anytime ^_~
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Post by Draeroz on Nov 29, 2006 0:56:31 GMT -5
I just realised why Rider never attempted to eat mah brains... I never had any in the first place. ^_^;; If I had any brains, I'd let you nibble on them anytime ^_~ Well, I knew you had a brain... *urp*
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Post by OG Loc on Nov 29, 2006 9:26:42 GMT -5
I have hearby changed my name back to Sam Man in order to advertise my super hero status that few people were aware of. I am dedicating the rest of this minute to bringing down Rider the Zombie! But I'll need a partner...
Bond! I need Stalos Bond for this!
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Post by Crystal on Nov 29, 2006 12:22:42 GMT -5
Wah? No spineless coward action of fleeing for your life? She's a zombie, how fast can she be? Having spent many hours absorbing the vast amounts of zombie wisdom available in the classic B movies, I've learned that they can shuffle 2.3 miles per hour. Tops. I vote for running her down with a big truck.
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Post by Rider on Nov 29, 2006 15:32:26 GMT -5
I have hearby changed my name back to Sam Man in order to advertise my super hero status that few people were aware of. I am dedicating the rest of this minute to bringing down Rider the Zombie! But I'll need a partner... Bond! I need Stalos Bond for this! [glow=red,2,300]*is thankfully hero-proof and Bond-proof* ^_^ *thank goodness for nuclear radiation and a long marriage to Thundy*[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2006 15:35:24 GMT -5
Okay guys I'll be providing guns for this *takes advantage* The guns available are *AK-17 - Fast yet not very powerful, but guaranteed to blow Rider up* *Wiimote - Laser Gun which is powerful but slow, blowing Rider up is kinda hard with this* C: Sprites coming soon
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Post by Strife on Nov 29, 2006 17:06:03 GMT -5
I just realised why Rider never attempted to eat mah brains... I never had any in the first place. ^_^;; If I had any brains, I'd let you nibble on them anytime ^_~ *starts singing Scarecrow's song "If I Only Had a Brain"* ^^.
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Post by Zylaa on Nov 29, 2006 17:18:56 GMT -5
I just realised why Rider never attempted to eat mah brains... I never had any in the first place. ^_^;; If I had any brains, I'd let you nibble on them anytime ^_~ *starts singing Scarecrow's song "If I Only Had a Brain"* ^^. But if he had a brain, he could be a target for Rider's wrath. So let's just all abandon our brains, and we'll be safe! I get the sense there's a step of my logic that's flawed... hm. I'm sure more rum will help me see what it is.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2006 22:33:14 GMT -5
NOOOO! STOP!!!
I've hidden this until now, but Rider is...
...my sister. Half sister in some odd, random, how-in-the-world can we be sisters sort of way, but sister none the less. BUT I MUST STAND BY HER! ((*turns to Rider* Go with it.)) I WON'T LET HER DOWN! SHE IS NOT AN ANIMAL! SHE IS OUR BELOVED--*coughcough* Ok, maybe not beloved, but STILL! *pulls out a random broomstick wrapped in duck tape* O YA BABEH!
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Post by Nimras on Nov 30, 2006 0:15:43 GMT -5
NOOOO! STOP!!! I've hidden this until now, but Rider is... ...my sister. Half sister in some odd, random, how-in-the-world can we be sisters sort of way, but sister none the less. BUT I MUST STAND BY HER! ((*turns to Rider* Go with it.)) I WON'T LET HER DOWN! SHE IS NOT AN ANIMAL! SHE IS OUR BELOVED--*coughcough* Ok, maybe not beloved, but STILL! *pulls out a random broomstick wrapped in duck tape* O YA BABEH! ...Is this the part where Rider eats Echo's brain, and we all laugh? Or is that later?
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Post by Spot on Nov 30, 2006 1:13:09 GMT -5
She's a pirate. The modwar handbook is merely a set of..."guidelines" [glow=red,2,300]*gnaws on you with love, 'cause that's exactly what she was thinking* *gnaws on Omni with love, because the whole spirit of her sticking up for Rider is sweet, and greatly appreciated, but Rider is, in fact, enjoying every second of this, because she can gnaw on people now and not get sent to the Funny Farm* *gnaws on the other mods with love for sticking up for all mod-dom and the true spirit of the Splatterboard: Pick on those you love like an old scab* *gnaws on all the artists with love to let them know that she's been saving their works of what can loosely be defined as 'high art', save for the content, to her computer to look back on during those rainy winter mornings* *gnaws on Dragon 'CAUSE SHE WANTS TO*[/glow] Uggh, zmobie drool! >__<; You could at least wait until I've been pureed into leopard brownies before you start chompin' on me. >=P Seriously, you bite me now, and then we'll only have rotting leopard brownies later, which hardly sounds appetizing. Get it right, zomba-woman! .... Don't ask me where that term came from. *no idea* Let's do this properly, in video game style. You, as the blood-and-brain-thirsty zombie, are allowed to wield a chainsaw. Maybe a stabby cutlass or knife. We, the team of the not-undeads, are allowed to wield our choice of chainsaws, axes, guns, rifles, flamethrowers, etc. Howe'er, multiple blows must be used to bring zombie foes down. Like, 5 shots from a gun. Or in my case, continue screaming and go through 5 rounds when the zombie's already been taken out and is lying as corpse-like as possible on the ground. Bonus points if you disentigrate the zombie via the use of bullets alone. Minus points if you finish going through all those rounds and have no ammo left for the zombie that just appeared behind you. *shrrriiiieeekkk-GAMEOVER-*
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Post by Draeroz on Nov 30, 2006 1:30:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*gnaws on you with love, 'cause that's exactly what she was thinking* *gnaws on Omni with love, because the whole spirit of her sticking up for Rider is sweet, and greatly appreciated, but Rider is, in fact, enjoying every second of this, because she can gnaw on people now and not get sent to the Funny Farm* *gnaws on the other mods with love for sticking up for all mod-dom and the true spirit of the Splatterboard: Pick on those you love like an old scab* *gnaws on all the artists with love to let them know that she's been saving their works of what can loosely be defined as 'high art', save for the content, to her computer to look back on during those rainy winter mornings* *gnaws on Dragon 'CAUSE SHE WANTS TO*[/glow] Uggh, zmobie drool! >__<; You could at least wait until I've been pureed into leopard brownies before you start chompin' on me. >=P Seriously, you bite me now, and then we'll only have rotting leopard brownies later, which hardly sounds appetizing. Get it right, zomba-woman! .... Don't ask me where that term came from. *no idea* Let's do this properly, in video game style. You, as the blood-and-brain-thirsty zombie, are allowed to wield a chainsaw. Maybe a stabby cutlass or knife. We, the team of the not-undeads, are allowed to wield our choice of chainsaws, axes, guns, rifles, flamethrowers, etc. Howe'er, multiple blows must be used to bring zombie foes down. Like, 5 shots from a gun. Or in my case, continue screaming and go through 5 rounds when the zombie's already been taken out and is lying as corpse-like as possible on the ground. Bonus points if you disentigrate the zombie via the use of bullets alone. Minus points if you finish going through all those rounds and have no ammo left for the zombie that just appeared behind you. *shrrriiiieeekkk-GAMEOVER-* I think I can suggest the title as: [glow=red,35,300] RIDERSENT EVIL[/glow]
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Post by Killix on Nov 30, 2006 3:12:57 GMT -5
I think I can suggest the title as: [glow=red,35,300] RIDERSENT EVIL[/glow] Oooh, will there be Zombie Limbo lines? ^__^
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