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Post by Tracy on Dec 2, 2006 19:13:53 GMT -5
Ohh, this is why Rider tied me to a chair I offered her every can of beans I owned, but she kept wanting more! "Beaaans, BEAAANNNSSS".
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Post by Draeroz on Dec 2, 2006 21:19:32 GMT -5
Ohh, this is why Rider tied me to a chair I offered her every can of beans I owned, but she kept wanting more! "Beaaans, BEAAANNNSSS". ... doofus. She obviously meant brains...
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Post by Brains on Dec 2, 2006 22:11:32 GMT -5
Ohh, this is why Rider tied me to a chair I offered her every can of beans I owned, but she kept wanting more! "Beaaans, BEAAANNNSSS". ... doofus. She obviously meant brains... I'd rather that people didn't feed me to the Zombies.
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Post by Draeroz on Dec 3, 2006 0:38:28 GMT -5
... doofus. She obviously meant brains... I'd rather that people didn't feed me to the Zombies. *is very tempted to do so*
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Post by Rider on Dec 3, 2006 8:30:29 GMT -5
... doofus. She obviously meant brains... I'd rather that people didn't feed me to the Zombies. [glow=red,2,300]*wipes a bit of drool from the corner of her mouth* ^_^[/glow]
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Post by Ikkin on Dec 4, 2006 14:26:19 GMT -5
It's been too long since the zombie curse was released on the NTWF. I have decided that I need to bring an end to it. And, what better way to bring an end to something than to go back to the beginning?
That's why I found Pengy. He's the Undead Penguin who fell for Rider, and, in a way, the one responsible for this mess, regardless of whether or not he wanted it to happen this way. As luck would have it, he was shuffling around fairly close to the dock where the White Weewoo was currently tethered (and where I knew Rider to be staying), coincidentally close to one of the cave entrances to the underground. I wanted answers, and I didn't want Rider to find out. So, I did something really, really stupid. I took Pengy into the cave to interrogate him.
Originally, I'd just wanted to ask a few questions. Could he tell me where his own zombieness came from? Could he explain how the curse was passed on to Rider? But, of course, it could never be that easy. The entrance to the cave collapsed, and we ended up trapped together.
Of course, this gave me plenty of time to ask Pengy questions. But, none of them seemed to give any clues towards how to fix the zombie curse. And, the more questions I asked, the more distraught Pengy grew, until he finally burst into tears sobbing about how much he hated being a zombie, and how he'd never wanted to have that kind of curse.
What could I do? I did have one way of trying to help him- Sev's phoenix fire. I didn't know if it would work, but I offered to help him. And, just as I'd expressed my deepest sympathy for his plight-
[Journal entry ends here]
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Post by Rider on Dec 4, 2006 16:28:36 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*the wall that blocks the entrance go boom!* *Rider lurches in* Pengy! Ikkin! Pengy, dearest, I never thought I'd see the day! Did you not love me just as you love un-life itself? Did you not love me like you love the glitter in the ice and the shining of your bones? Do I mean nothing to you? *turns to Ikkin* And you, my own bosun? How could you? ... Oh, you goin' down, witch. *leaps at Ikkin, going for the jugular*[/glow]
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Post by Kat on Dec 4, 2006 16:59:02 GMT -5
[shadow=purple,left,300]...I'll just hang around here and watch the fun. *takes out a video camera*[/shadow]
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Post by Nimras on Dec 4, 2006 17:00:42 GMT -5
Zombie/Kitsune catfight!!!
...that makes no sense... but heck, it's the NTWF anyways.
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Post by Ikkin on Dec 4, 2006 17:16:42 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*the wall that blocks the entrance go boom!* *Rider lurches in* Pengy! Ikkin! Pengy, dearest, I never thought I'd see the day! Did you not love me just as you love un-life itself? Did you not love me like you love the glitter in the ice and the shining of your bones? Do I mean nothing to you? *turns to Ikkin* And you, my own bosun? How could you? ... Oh, you goin' down, witch. *leaps at Ikkin, going for the jugular*[/glow] *dodges out of the way and pulls Rider's decomposing hair* What did you call me? You'll pay for that! And, really, can you blame me, when he asked for it in the first place? That's it, your zombie days are over!*attempts to wrestle Rider to the ground*
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Post by Draeroz on Dec 4, 2006 18:18:40 GMT -5
*notices the zombe/kitsune catfight*
What th-
*struck down by random flying rotting limb*
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Post by Rider on Dec 4, 2006 18:43:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*the wall that blocks the entrance go boom!* *Rider lurches in* Pengy! Ikkin! Pengy, dearest, I never thought I'd see the day! Did you not love me just as you love un-life itself? Did you not love me like you love the glitter in the ice and the shining of your bones? Do I mean nothing to you? *turns to Ikkin* And you, my own bosun? How could you? ... Oh, you goin' down, witch. *leaps at Ikkin, going for the jugular*[/glow] *dodges out of the way and pulls Rider's decomposing hair* What did you call me? You'll pay for that! And, really, can you blame me, when he asked for it in the first place? That's it, your zombie days are over!*attempts to wrestle Rider to the ground* [glow=red,2,300]Oh, asked for it, did he? Oh yes, and I'm sure you were more than happy to give it to him! *an awful lot of hair comes out in Ikkin's hand* *twists to the side and attempts to elbow Ikkin in the ribs* Pengy: ... *is very confused* ...[/glow]
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Post by Ikkin on Dec 4, 2006 19:08:31 GMT -5
*dodges out of the way and pulls Rider's decomposing hair* What did you call me? You'll pay for that! And, really, can you blame me, when he asked for it in the first place? That's it, your zombie days are over!*attempts to wrestle Rider to the ground* [glow=red,2,300]Oh, asked for it, did he? Oh yes, and I'm sure you were more than happy to give it to him! *an awful lot of hair comes out in Ikkin's hand* *twists to the side and attempts to elbow Ikkin in the ribs* Pengy: ... *is very confused* ...[/glow] *hit by Rider's elbow, but uses the force to try to help drag Rider to the ground into a puddle* I'm sure you would have, too, if you were able!
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Post by Rider on Dec 4, 2006 19:24:01 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Oh, asked for it, did he? Oh yes, and I'm sure you were more than happy to give it to him! *an awful lot of hair comes out in Ikkin's hand* *twists to the side and attempts to elbow Ikkin in the ribs* Pengy: ... *is very confused* ...[/glow] *hit by Rider's elbow, but uses the force to try to help drag Rider to the ground into a puddle* I'm sure you would have, too, if you were able! [glow=red,2,300]*sploosh!* *wipes mud out of her one good eye* Oh, you don't think I'm able, do you? I'll show you just how able I am! ... *drags Ikkin down into the mud puddle with her* The truth is, Ikkin, that it wasn't you I was jealous of. It was... Pengy. I fear it can remain a secret no longer. And so, I confess to you... I LOVE YOU, IKKIN! ... I'm still able, by the way. Pengy: ; [/glow]
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Post by Kiddo on Dec 4, 2006 19:28:13 GMT -5
*gapes*
I need a camera and a tawdy internet site with paypal connections STAT.
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